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THE INCIDENT
0 reviewsITS TIME FOR THE CONCERT BUT THE HIPPO HAS CHANGED ITS MIND ABOUT SINGING PLEASE R&R
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YO PEEPSES!!! I LOVE THE DANCIN HIPPO SO MUCH AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN AND WRITE A STORY WHICH PEOPLE CAN ENJOY AND LAUGH AT OK?
DOG THING:OOOH I MUST FIND THE AGENT AND MOVE THE CONCERT FORWARD
AGENT: HEY DOGGY THING WHO YOU LOOKIN FOR?
DOG THING:(PANTING) YOU THE HIPPO WANTS THE CONCERT MOVED TO NOW AND IT WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
AGENT:OK GO AND GET READY ILL SET UP THE STAGE. 5 MINUTES OK 5 MINUTES
THE DOG THING RAN TO THE CHANGING ROOMS IN THE BACK ROOM
DOG THING:HIPPO WERE ON IN FIVE
THE HIPPO CAME OUT OF HIS DRESSING ROOM AND THE DOG THING SHOVED A MICROPHONE ONTO ITS T-SHIRT
HIPPO: HEY YOU LITTLE MO FO GET OUT OF MY WAY SHOOO
TH DOG THING RAN OFF TOWARDS THE STAGE AND THE HPPO HEADED FOR THE TOILET
HIPPO:STUPID DOG
FIVE MINUTES HAD PASSED AND THE DOG THING WAS ON THE STAGE READY AND THE HIPPO WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. THE MICROPHONES WERE SWITCHED ON SO THAT THE DOG THING COULD MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
DOG THING:LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE STAR OF THE SHOW HAS GONE MISSING AND....
BACKGROUND VOICE OF THE HIPPO: 'PLOP' OOH THAT WAS NASTY 'PLOP' I FEEL LIKE IM SHITTIN OUT MY ENTIRE BODY CONTENT HERE 'PLOP' THAT DUMB DOG BETTER HAVE BEEN JOKIN ABOUT THE CONCERT MOVED TILL NOW
THE DOG THING STOOD IN FRONT OF THE PACKED ARENA AND BLUSHED
HIPPO: I DONT EVEN LIKE THAT SONG 'ZIIIP' RIGHT ITS PERFORMIN TIME
THE HIPPO LEFT THE TOILETS AND WALKED OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND EVERYONE LAUGHED THE DOG WHISPERED IN ITS EAR
HIPPO:OH SHIT
THE HIPPO BLUSHED AND RAN AWAY CRYING
R&R PLEASE CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON
DOG THING:OOOH I MUST FIND THE AGENT AND MOVE THE CONCERT FORWARD
AGENT: HEY DOGGY THING WHO YOU LOOKIN FOR?
DOG THING:(PANTING) YOU THE HIPPO WANTS THE CONCERT MOVED TO NOW AND IT WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
AGENT:OK GO AND GET READY ILL SET UP THE STAGE. 5 MINUTES OK 5 MINUTES
THE DOG THING RAN TO THE CHANGING ROOMS IN THE BACK ROOM
DOG THING:HIPPO WERE ON IN FIVE
THE HIPPO CAME OUT OF HIS DRESSING ROOM AND THE DOG THING SHOVED A MICROPHONE ONTO ITS T-SHIRT
HIPPO: HEY YOU LITTLE MO FO GET OUT OF MY WAY SHOOO
TH DOG THING RAN OFF TOWARDS THE STAGE AND THE HPPO HEADED FOR THE TOILET
HIPPO:STUPID DOG
FIVE MINUTES HAD PASSED AND THE DOG THING WAS ON THE STAGE READY AND THE HIPPO WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. THE MICROPHONES WERE SWITCHED ON SO THAT THE DOG THING COULD MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
DOG THING:LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE STAR OF THE SHOW HAS GONE MISSING AND....
BACKGROUND VOICE OF THE HIPPO: 'PLOP' OOH THAT WAS NASTY 'PLOP' I FEEL LIKE IM SHITTIN OUT MY ENTIRE BODY CONTENT HERE 'PLOP' THAT DUMB DOG BETTER HAVE BEEN JOKIN ABOUT THE CONCERT MOVED TILL NOW
THE DOG THING STOOD IN FRONT OF THE PACKED ARENA AND BLUSHED
HIPPO: I DONT EVEN LIKE THAT SONG 'ZIIIP' RIGHT ITS PERFORMIN TIME
THE HIPPO LEFT THE TOILETS AND WALKED OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND EVERYONE LAUGHED THE DOG WHISPERED IN ITS EAR
HIPPO:OH SHIT
THE HIPPO BLUSHED AND RAN AWAY CRYING
R&R PLEASE CHAPTER 3 COMING SOON
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