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YO F.Y.I THIS IS A FEW WEEKS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SPAM JUST SO YOU DONT GET CONFUFFLED>
ENJOY!!!
"WHAT!" MIKA SHOUTED THE CROWD OF VAMPIRES WERE STUNNED.
"W.T.F!" GAVNER SAID HE SAT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND STARED AT ARRA AND HER ... THING!
ARRA DESPERATELY TRIED TO BITE HER WAY THROUGH THE KINKY SCARF SO SHE (I MEAN IT) COULD EXPLAIN.
THE VAMPIRES IN THE CROWD WERE SHUFFLING ABOUT AND LAUGHING AT ARRA OR WHATEVER IT WAS.
MIKA WALKED UP TO HER AND UNDID THE SCARF. SHE SPAT FLUFF OUT OF HER MOUTH AND LOOKED UP AT THE STARING VAMPIRES.
"IF YOU DONT MIND" SHE SAID "MY FACE IS UP HERE!"
"ITS A HESHE!" SOMEONE SHOUTED FROM THE CROWD AND THE CAVE ERUPTED WITH SHOUTS OF DISGUST. PEOPLE STARTED THROWING THEIR SPAM BOTTLES AT GAVNER WHO HAD MOVED TO THE FRONT.
MIKA WAS THINKING SO HARD TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
HE WAS SURE SHE HAD NEVER HAD A PENIS BEFORE.
IN FACT HE WAS CERTAIN.
"HANG ON A MINUTE" HE SAID NOTICING SOMETHING, THE CROWD WENT QUIET "THIS. THIS THING HAS GINGER PUBES AND ARRAS HAIR IS DARK SO IT CANT BE HER!"
THE CROWD STARED AT THE PENIS ANALYZING THE SITUATION. KURDA COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE THE FLAPPY THING, IT WAS FLAPPING.
"GINGER!" GAVNER SAID "THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON IT COULD BE."
HE WALKED OVER TO ARRA AND UNDID HER TOP. EVERYTHING LOOKED NORMAL APART FROM A SMALL ZIP DOWN HER SIDE COVERED BY A SMALL FLAP OF SKIN.
"OH" MIKA SAID AS REALISATION STRUCK.
HE UN ZIPPED THE ZIP AND PULLED APART THE SKIN. INSIDE WAS A MALE FIGURE WITH LOTS OF SCARS.
MIKA TOOK THE BODYSUIT OFF AS FAR AS IT WOULD COME BUT HE LEFT THE FACE MASK ON.
THE CROWD BEGAN TO LAUGH. THE THING IN FRONT OF THEM LOOKED HILARIOUS.
IT HAD A SKINNY MALES BODY WITH A SIX-PACK WITH A VERY IMPRESSIVE PENIS, AND A SEXY GIRLS HEAD.
"ITS TIME FOR THE UNVEILING OF THIS SICK BASTARD, WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY PRETENDING TO BE THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MOUNTAIN HAS EVER SEEN" MIKA YELLED
MOST OF THE CROWD HAD CLICKED ON TO WHO IT WAS BUT THE FEW WHO HADNT LOOKED ON EXCITED.
"I GIVE YOU LARTEN CREPSLEY!" MIKA GRINNED "THE LADYBOY."
HE RIPPED OF THE MASK AND LARTEN WAS STARING AT HIM WITH COMPLETE HATRED.
"NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL ARRA?" MIKA ASKED AND THE WHOLE CROWD NODDED IN AGREEMENT.
YO F.Y.I THIS IS A FEW WEEKS AFTER THE ORIGINAL SPAM JUST SO YOU DONT GET CONFUFFLED>
ENJOY!!!
"WHAT!" MIKA SHOUTED THE CROWD OF VAMPIRES WERE STUNNED.
"W.T.F!" GAVNER SAID HE SAT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND STARED AT ARRA AND HER ... THING!
ARRA DESPERATELY TRIED TO BITE HER WAY THROUGH THE KINKY SCARF SO SHE (I MEAN IT) COULD EXPLAIN.
THE VAMPIRES IN THE CROWD WERE SHUFFLING ABOUT AND LAUGHING AT ARRA OR WHATEVER IT WAS.
MIKA WALKED UP TO HER AND UNDID THE SCARF. SHE SPAT FLUFF OUT OF HER MOUTH AND LOOKED UP AT THE STARING VAMPIRES.
"IF YOU DONT MIND" SHE SAID "MY FACE IS UP HERE!"
"ITS A HESHE!" SOMEONE SHOUTED FROM THE CROWD AND THE CAVE ERUPTED WITH SHOUTS OF DISGUST. PEOPLE STARTED THROWING THEIR SPAM BOTTLES AT GAVNER WHO HAD MOVED TO THE FRONT.
MIKA WAS THINKING SO HARD TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
HE WAS SURE SHE HAD NEVER HAD A PENIS BEFORE.
IN FACT HE WAS CERTAIN.
"HANG ON A MINUTE" HE SAID NOTICING SOMETHING, THE CROWD WENT QUIET "THIS. THIS THING HAS GINGER PUBES AND ARRAS HAIR IS DARK SO IT CANT BE HER!"
THE CROWD STARED AT THE PENIS ANALYZING THE SITUATION. KURDA COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE THE FLAPPY THING, IT WAS FLAPPING.
"GINGER!" GAVNER SAID "THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON IT COULD BE."
HE WALKED OVER TO ARRA AND UNDID HER TOP. EVERYTHING LOOKED NORMAL APART FROM A SMALL ZIP DOWN HER SIDE COVERED BY A SMALL FLAP OF SKIN.
"OH" MIKA SAID AS REALISATION STRUCK.
HE UN ZIPPED THE ZIP AND PULLED APART THE SKIN. INSIDE WAS A MALE FIGURE WITH LOTS OF SCARS.
MIKA TOOK THE BODYSUIT OFF AS FAR AS IT WOULD COME BUT HE LEFT THE FACE MASK ON.
THE CROWD BEGAN TO LAUGH. THE THING IN FRONT OF THEM LOOKED HILARIOUS.
IT HAD A SKINNY MALES BODY WITH A SIX-PACK WITH A VERY IMPRESSIVE PENIS, AND A SEXY GIRLS HEAD.
"ITS TIME FOR THE UNVEILING OF THIS SICK BASTARD, WHO THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY PRETENDING TO BE THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MOUNTAIN HAS EVER SEEN" MIKA YELLED
MOST OF THE CROWD HAD CLICKED ON TO WHO IT WAS BUT THE FEW WHO HADNT LOOKED ON EXCITED.
"I GIVE YOU LARTEN CREPSLEY!" MIKA GRINNED "THE LADYBOY."
HE RIPPED OF THE MASK AND LARTEN WAS STARING AT HIM WITH COMPLETE HATRED.
"NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL ARRA?" MIKA ASKED AND THE WHOLE CROWD NODDED IN AGREEMENT.
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