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YO RETARDS OF THE WORLD!!!
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I HAD TO THINK IT THROUGH.... AND I FROGOT ABOUT IT
ENJOY

DISCLAIMER I DONT OWN STUFF COZ ITS NOT MY STUFF TO OWN


LARTEN LAUGHED AT MIKAS FACE

HE WAS BRIGHT RED AND LOOKED VERY WORRIED. GAVNER STARTED TO GIGGLE

SOON EVERYONE IN THE CAVE STARTED TO GIGGLE. PEOPLE WERE ROLLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

THE SPAM WAS FLYING EVERYWHERE COZ PEOPLE WERE SQUEEZING THEIR TUBES

"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE LAUGHING AT" ASKED MIKA WIPING OFF HIS TEARS OF LAUGHTER

THE CROWD RESPONDED BY POINTING AT LARTEN. HE HAD POPPED ONE!

MIKA SCREECHED AND THREW A TUBE OF SPAM AT HIS THING ANDIT BOUNCED RIGHT OFF

THE CROWD JOINED IN AND THREW THEIR TUBES AT HIM ASWELL THERE WAS SPAM ALL OVER HIM

AFTER ABOUT HALF AN HOUR THE SPAM WAS RUNNING OUT AND THE VAMPIRES WERE CALMING DOWN

SOME OF THEM FELL TO THE FLOOR AND WENT TO SLEEP AND THE OTHERS SOON FOLLOWED. SOON IT WAS A ROOM OF SLEEPING MEAT COVERED VAMPIRES.

LARTEN WAS JUST DROPPING OFF TO SLEEP WHEN HE HAERD MOVEMENT FROM OUTSIDE.

IT WAS ARRA AND SHE WAS MAD

"I AM GONNA KILL YOU LARTEN" SHE GROWLED WALKING OVER THE SLEEPING VAMPIRES "YOU JUST LEFT ME IN YOUR COFFIN. AND TOOK MY ME SUIT."

LARTEN TRIED TO EXPLAIN BUT SHE SLAPPED HIM

"THEN YOU HAD THE CHEEK TO USE MY SUIT AND TELL ARROW THAT YOU WERE THE BEST SEX IVE EVER HAD"

SHE STORMED TO THE BACK OF HIM

"IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BIGHEADEDNESS SO IM GONNA SORT YOU OUT!" SHE SCREECHED GRINNING