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YEEEHHAAA!! PART 1
3 reviewsLARTEN IS A BAD-ASS COWBOY AND HES OUT TO GET SOMEONE PART 1 OF A 2 OR MAYBE 3
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DISCLAIMER I OWN NOWT MR SHANWISE
LARTEN THE COWBOY PART1
IT WAS A COOL EVENING AND GAVNER LAY IN HIS ROOM. HE HAD SWITCHED CELLS TO BE CLOSER TO HIS LONG TIME LOVER KURDA, BUT HE WAS AWAY ON 'BUSINESS.'
HE WAS THINKING ABOUT THEIR LAST ROMANTIC EVENING WHEN HE HEARD A CRY FROM IN THE HALLWAY
"YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWW!" IT WAS LARTEN AND HE WAS DOING THIS COWBOY THING
"HOWDY PARDNER!2 HE YELLED SLAPPING GAVNERS FACE AS HE WALKED IN
LARTEN WAS WEARING SOME PURPLYRED JEANS WITH RED FLAPPY THINGS (CHRISTINE DONT LAUGH IT DOESNT MEAN THAT) AT THE SIDE. HE HAD A RED AND BROWN CHECKERED SHIRT ON AND VERY SHINY, AND CAMP, RED COWBOY BOOTS.
HE TOOK OFF HIS HAT AND HIS HAIR WAS A LOT LONGER THAN USUAL AND IT WAS COMBED BACK. HE LOOKED RUGGED AND HANDSOME (IN GAVNERS OPINION)
"WHAT A FINE ROOTIN TOOTIN EVENING IT IS EH PARTNER" HE WALKED OUT SIDE AND GRABBED HIS LASSOO AND SWIRLED IT AROUND HIS HEAD IN THE DOORWAY.
"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION 'SAVE A HORSE AND RIDE A COWBOY'?" HE SMIRKED
"NO" GAVNER SAID WORRIED
"WELL WITH THE LONE RANGER AWAY ON 'BUSINESS' I THINK ITS TIME THAT YOU FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEANS!" LARTEN PULLED OFF HIS WAISTCOAT AND THREW IT ON THE FLOOR
GAVNER WAS INTRIGUED.
DISCLAIMER I OWN NOWT MR SHANWISE
LARTEN THE COWBOY PART1
IT WAS A COOL EVENING AND GAVNER LAY IN HIS ROOM. HE HAD SWITCHED CELLS TO BE CLOSER TO HIS LONG TIME LOVER KURDA, BUT HE WAS AWAY ON 'BUSINESS.'
HE WAS THINKING ABOUT THEIR LAST ROMANTIC EVENING WHEN HE HEARD A CRY FROM IN THE HALLWAY
"YEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWWW!" IT WAS LARTEN AND HE WAS DOING THIS COWBOY THING
"HOWDY PARDNER!2 HE YELLED SLAPPING GAVNERS FACE AS HE WALKED IN
LARTEN WAS WEARING SOME PURPLYRED JEANS WITH RED FLAPPY THINGS (CHRISTINE DONT LAUGH IT DOESNT MEAN THAT) AT THE SIDE. HE HAD A RED AND BROWN CHECKERED SHIRT ON AND VERY SHINY, AND CAMP, RED COWBOY BOOTS.
HE TOOK OFF HIS HAT AND HIS HAIR WAS A LOT LONGER THAN USUAL AND IT WAS COMBED BACK. HE LOOKED RUGGED AND HANDSOME (IN GAVNERS OPINION)
"WHAT A FINE ROOTIN TOOTIN EVENING IT IS EH PARTNER" HE WALKED OUT SIDE AND GRABBED HIS LASSOO AND SWIRLED IT AROUND HIS HEAD IN THE DOORWAY.
"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION 'SAVE A HORSE AND RIDE A COWBOY'?" HE SMIRKED
"NO" GAVNER SAID WORRIED
"WELL WITH THE LONE RANGER AWAY ON 'BUSINESS' I THINK ITS TIME THAT YOU FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEANS!" LARTEN PULLED OFF HIS WAISTCOAT AND THREW IT ON THE FLOOR
GAVNER WAS INTRIGUED.
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