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Knock, knock
JAMES: /in a bored voice/ Yeah, yeah, coming. /opens the door and sees Voldemort/ Oh, it's you. /calls/ Hey, Lily, it's Him! Take Harry and /yawns/ run! /to Voldemort/ Come on in. Wait a sec, we had a spare pair of slippers somewhere...right, here you go. /hands Voldemort a pair of slippers/ Now, where did I put my wand - ?
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
JAMES: /falls to the floor/
VOLDEMORT: /puts on the slippers and proceeds to the nursery/
LILY: /yawning and rubbing her eyes/ Oh, hi. The kitchen's that way. C'mon, I'll fix you a drink.
VOLDEMORT: I want to see Harry.
LILY: /pulls him along/ He's sleeping now. You can see'im later. C'mon!
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
LILY: /falls to the floor/
VOLDEMORT: /makes to go into the nursery, then pauses, turns around and heads for the kitchen. He fixes himself a drink, sits down at the table and falls asleep listening to WWN. He wakes up a couple of hours later, leaves the kitchen, goes to the front door and starts to pull on his Welllingtons, then slaps himself on the forehead and goes back to the nursery./
HARRY: /is sleeping peacefully/
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
HARRY: /mutters in his sleep/
VOLDEMORT'S SPIRIT: /drifts away to find himself some place to kip/