Categories > Books > Eragon > In a World With Idiots
Author's Comments: Its kinda long, and Im going to start dedicading my chapters! WOO-EE!! This ones Dedicated to my friend Joslyn!!
Narroator: Welcome!!!! Let's get started!!
Eragon: with what?
Murtagh: (wearing pink tutu) Weeeee! I'm a pretty little ballerina girl!
Eragon: Er, boy.
Murtagh: (in high pitched voice) Huh?
Eragon: Sigh. Nothing.
Jamba Girl(me!): ummm lets just get on with it...
Murtagh:Weeee! I do a pretty pirouitte! -does a terrible one-
Jamba Girl: No, its like this. -does it right-
Murtagh: oh. Then I do a pretty plie? -lunges-
Jamba Girl: Umm Murtagh, a plie bends both legs... like this... -does it right again-
Eragon: Hellooo??? I'm still here!!
Jamba Girl: Can you feel the high-igh-igh-igh-igh?
Eragon: Yes!
Jamba Girl: Umm that's a song.... You know by the Black Eyed Peas?
Eragon: Ewwwww I hate peas!!
Jamba Girl: it's a band you dip.
Eragon: Marry me?
Legolas: Never will she merry you!
Narroator: I don't remember announcing you...
Jamba Girl: I didn't write him in!!! Or maybe I did... go away! You are banished forever unless we dicied to cut your hair!
Legolas fan girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!
Legolas: (holding hair) NOOOOO!!!! -poof! Dissapears forever-
Murtagh : (still in high pitched voice) Hahaha! Legolas banned!!! Hahaha!
Jamba Girl: You know, I am the writer, I can ban you too.
Murtagh: Can you make stop talking like this and get me out of this tutu?
JG: Sigh. Fine.
Narroator: Poof! Murtagh's tutu is gone and his high pitched voice is gone too!
Murtagh: (in normal voice) Yay!
JG: Hey Eragon is still here right?
Eragon: Yes! Marry me?
JG: I just don't think it will work out. Stop asking. My dragon Emmy is getting mad.
Narroator: Poof! Out pops Emmy the emerald dragon!
Emmy: But im a boy...
Narroator: Rewind sounds...
JG: I just don't think it'll work. Stop asking. My dragon E-
Narroator: Taco!
JG: is getting mad! Wait... whos taco? Can I eat it??
Narroator: Taco is your dragon, and no, you cannot eat him.
Taco: Hi im taco.
Saphira: I love you!
Thorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eragon: You know what they say about when two riders' dragons fall in love, right JG?
JG:Eragon. STOP.
Eragon: You're the one writing this.
JG: Oh yeah... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
All except JG: ...what?
JG: I was speaking whale.......
Eragon: I still love you.
JG: yay!
Taco: I love you Saphira
Saphira: Yay!
Taco: I want nachos...
JG: Me too! Let's all go get nachos together at taco bell or your other local mexican fast food place!
Eragon: I have an El Pollo Loco...
JG: YUM! I love that place let's go there!
All except JG: OK!
Narrator: So they all went to El Pollo Loco or some or your other local mexican fast food place!
JG: (ordering food) Umm I'll have an order of nachos with extra salsa... and Taco will have -looks at Taco outside and reads his terrible sign laungue- 173,346,234 orders of your nachos.
El Pollo Loco Guy (EPLG): Umm, I'm not sure about that...
JG: Ok it'll just be nachos with extra salsa for me...
EPLG: Ok that'll be $4.67. Is it for here or to go?
JG: To go on a dragons back.
EPLG: Ok, your number is numero uno.
JG:... what?
EPLG: Umm one. -mutters- loser. Cant understand anything in spainish...
JG: Adios amigo! Mi casa es su casa!
Narroator: She said, Bye friend! My house is your house!
EPLG: ... Ok. Whatever.
Narroator: So after everyone ordered (except Thorn, Saphira, and Taco) they all met up outside on their dragons back.
Murtagh: Let's go to your other local mexican fast food place!
Narrator: So they all went to the fast food place and each got 173,346,234 nachos for each dragon.
Taco: Yum!!
JG (drinking Jamba): yeah!
Eragon: Marry me!
Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!!
Murtagh: Am I alive still?
JG: Umm... -looks through the fan-fic- umm... I guess yeah.
Murtagh: Yay!
Nasuada: Murtagh! I love you!
Murtagh: I love you too!
Nasuada: Let's get married!
Murtagh: No! I will never get married to you! Go away! I do not love you anymore!
Narrator: Nasuada poofs away... Here's a new chapter...
Narroator: Welcome!!!! Let's get started!!
Eragon: with what?
Murtagh: (wearing pink tutu) Weeeee! I'm a pretty little ballerina girl!
Eragon: Er, boy.
Murtagh: (in high pitched voice) Huh?
Eragon: Sigh. Nothing.
Jamba Girl(me!): ummm lets just get on with it...
Murtagh:Weeee! I do a pretty pirouitte! -does a terrible one-
Jamba Girl: No, its like this. -does it right-
Murtagh: oh. Then I do a pretty plie? -lunges-
Jamba Girl: Umm Murtagh, a plie bends both legs... like this... -does it right again-
Eragon: Hellooo??? I'm still here!!
Jamba Girl: Can you feel the high-igh-igh-igh-igh?
Eragon: Yes!
Jamba Girl: Umm that's a song.... You know by the Black Eyed Peas?
Eragon: Ewwwww I hate peas!!
Jamba Girl: it's a band you dip.
Eragon: Marry me?
Legolas: Never will she merry you!
Narroator: I don't remember announcing you...
Jamba Girl: I didn't write him in!!! Or maybe I did... go away! You are banished forever unless we dicied to cut your hair!
Legolas fan girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!
Legolas: (holding hair) NOOOOO!!!! -poof! Dissapears forever-
Murtagh : (still in high pitched voice) Hahaha! Legolas banned!!! Hahaha!
Jamba Girl: You know, I am the writer, I can ban you too.
Murtagh: Can you make stop talking like this and get me out of this tutu?
JG: Sigh. Fine.
Narroator: Poof! Murtagh's tutu is gone and his high pitched voice is gone too!
Murtagh: (in normal voice) Yay!
JG: Hey Eragon is still here right?
Eragon: Yes! Marry me?
JG: I just don't think it will work out. Stop asking. My dragon Emmy is getting mad.
Narroator: Poof! Out pops Emmy the emerald dragon!
Emmy: But im a boy...
Narroator: Rewind sounds...
JG: I just don't think it'll work. Stop asking. My dragon E-
Narroator: Taco!
JG: is getting mad! Wait... whos taco? Can I eat it??
Narroator: Taco is your dragon, and no, you cannot eat him.
Taco: Hi im taco.
Saphira: I love you!
Thorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eragon: You know what they say about when two riders' dragons fall in love, right JG?
JG:Eragon. STOP.
Eragon: You're the one writing this.
JG: Oh yeah... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
All except JG: ...what?
JG: I was speaking whale.......
Eragon: I still love you.
JG: yay!
Taco: I love you Saphira
Saphira: Yay!
Taco: I want nachos...
JG: Me too! Let's all go get nachos together at taco bell or your other local mexican fast food place!
Eragon: I have an El Pollo Loco...
JG: YUM! I love that place let's go there!
All except JG: OK!
Narrator: So they all went to El Pollo Loco or some or your other local mexican fast food place!
JG: (ordering food) Umm I'll have an order of nachos with extra salsa... and Taco will have -looks at Taco outside and reads his terrible sign laungue- 173,346,234 orders of your nachos.
El Pollo Loco Guy (EPLG): Umm, I'm not sure about that...
JG: Ok it'll just be nachos with extra salsa for me...
EPLG: Ok that'll be $4.67. Is it for here or to go?
JG: To go on a dragons back.
EPLG: Ok, your number is numero uno.
JG:... what?
EPLG: Umm one. -mutters- loser. Cant understand anything in spainish...
JG: Adios amigo! Mi casa es su casa!
Narroator: She said, Bye friend! My house is your house!
EPLG: ... Ok. Whatever.
Narroator: So after everyone ordered (except Thorn, Saphira, and Taco) they all met up outside on their dragons back.
Murtagh: Let's go to your other local mexican fast food place!
Narrator: So they all went to the fast food place and each got 173,346,234 nachos for each dragon.
Taco: Yum!!
JG (drinking Jamba): yeah!
Eragon: Marry me!
Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!!
Murtagh: Am I alive still?
JG: Umm... -looks through the fan-fic- umm... I guess yeah.
Murtagh: Yay!
Nasuada: Murtagh! I love you!
Murtagh: I love you too!
Nasuada: Let's get married!
Murtagh: No! I will never get married to you! Go away! I do not love you anymore!
Narrator: Nasuada poofs away... Here's a new chapter...
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