Categories > Books > Eragon > In a World With Idiots

Taco and NACHOS!!!!

by xcolorguardiex 2 reviews

Join the gang in this Eragon crossover for some random fun!!!

Category: Eragon - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crossover, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance - Characters: Angela, Arya, Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, Orik, Roran, Saphira - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-05-23 - Updated: 2007-05-24 - 692 words - Complete

Author's Comments: Its kinda long, and Im going to start dedicading my chapters! WOO-EE!! This ones Dedicated to my friend Joslyn!!

Narroator: Welcome!!!! Let's get started!!

Eragon: with what?

Murtagh: (wearing pink tutu) Weeeee! I'm a pretty little ballerina girl!

Eragon: Er, boy.

Murtagh: (in high pitched voice) Huh?

Eragon: Sigh. Nothing.

Jamba Girl(me!): ummm lets just get on with it...

Murtagh:Weeee! I do a pretty pirouitte! -does a terrible one-

Jamba Girl: No, its like this. -does it right-

Murtagh: oh. Then I do a pretty plie? -lunges-

Jamba Girl: Umm Murtagh, a plie bends both legs... like this... -does it right again-
Eragon: Hellooo??? I'm still here!!

Jamba Girl: Can you feel the high-igh-igh-igh-igh?

Eragon: Yes!

Jamba Girl: Umm that's a song.... You know by the Black Eyed Peas?

Eragon: Ewwwww I hate peas!!

Jamba Girl: it's a band you dip.

Eragon: Marry me?

Legolas: Never will she merry you!

Narroator: I don't remember announcing you...

Jamba Girl: I didn't write him in!!! Or maybe I did... go away! You are banished forever unless we dicied to cut your hair!

Legolas fan girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!

Legolas: (holding hair) NOOOOO!!!! -poof! Dissapears forever-

Murtagh : (still in high pitched voice) Hahaha! Legolas banned!!! Hahaha!

Jamba Girl: You know, I am the writer, I can ban you too.

Murtagh: Can you make stop talking like this and get me out of this tutu?

JG: Sigh. Fine.
Narroator: Poof! Murtagh's tutu is gone and his high pitched voice is gone too!
Murtagh: (in normal voice) Yay!

JG: Hey Eragon is still here right?

Eragon: Yes! Marry me?
JG: I just don't think it will work out. Stop asking. My dragon Emmy is getting mad.

Narroator: Poof! Out pops Emmy the emerald dragon!

Emmy: But im a boy...

Narroator: Rewind sounds...

JG: I just don't think it'll work. Stop asking. My dragon E-

Narroator: Taco!

JG: is getting mad! Wait... whos taco? Can I eat it??

Narroator: Taco is your dragon, and no, you cannot eat him.

Taco: Hi im taco.

Saphira: I love you!

Thorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eragon: You know what they say about when two riders' dragons fall in love, right JG?

JG:Eragon. STOP.

Eragon: You're the one writing this.


All except JG: ...what?

JG: I was speaking whale.......

Eragon: I still love you.

JG: yay!

Taco: I love you Saphira

Saphira: Yay!

Taco: I want nachos...

JG: Me too! Let's all go get nachos together at taco bell or your other local mexican fast food place!

Eragon: I have an El Pollo Loco...

JG: YUM! I love that place let's go there!

All except JG: OK!
Narrator: So they all went to El Pollo Loco or some or your other local mexican fast food place!

JG: (ordering food) Umm I'll have an order of nachos with extra salsa... and Taco will have -looks at Taco outside and reads his terrible sign laungue- 173,346,234 orders of your nachos.

El Pollo Loco Guy (EPLG): Umm, I'm not sure about that...

JG: Ok it'll just be nachos with extra salsa for me...

EPLG: Ok that'll be $4.67. Is it for here or to go?

JG: To go on a dragons back.

EPLG: Ok, your number is numero uno.

JG:... what?

EPLG: Umm one. -mutters- loser. Cant understand anything in spainish...

JG: Adios amigo! Mi casa es su casa!

Narroator: She said, Bye friend! My house is your house!

EPLG: ... Ok. Whatever.

Narroator: So after everyone ordered (except Thorn, Saphira, and Taco) they all met up outside on their dragons back.

Murtagh: Let's go to your other local mexican fast food place!

Narrator: So they all went to the fast food place and each got 173,346,234 nachos for each dragon.

Taco: Yum!!

JG (drinking Jamba): yeah!

Eragon: Marry me!

Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!!

Murtagh: Am I alive still?

JG: Umm... -looks through the fan-fic- umm... I guess yeah.

Murtagh: Yay!
Nasuada: Murtagh! I love you!

Murtagh: I love you too!

Nasuada: Let's get married!

Murtagh: No! I will never get married to you! Go away! I do not love you anymore!

Narrator: Nasuada poofs away... Here's a new chapter...
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