Categories > Books > Harry Potter > Opposite Day At Hogwarts

Couldn't You Tell?

by GiaKohana 0 reviews

Intentionally out of character madness, for HP100 drabble challenge.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Snape - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2005-11-21 - Updated: 2005-11-22 - 100 words

"But why, Daddy? Why CAN'T I marry Harry Potter? Why?!?!?!"

Mary Sue Snape flashed her eyes that looked black at first glance, but Severus knew they were really deep amethyst, and it nauseated him that Harry knew it as well. What was wrong with Potter? After all, Severus had beautiful eyes too! He pouted. Perhaps he'd better tell her and deal with Harry later.

"Because, my dear, you can't! Harry Potter is MINE!"

"You mean he's..."


"You mean you're..."

"What? Couldn't you tell?"

Mary Sue considered, then said, "It's all right, Daddy! I'll just marry Neville Longbottom instead, k?"
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