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That night when Lucius came home, he couldn't hold it in any longer. He locked himself in his room, threw himself across the bed and sobbed.

"Why?! Oh why him and not me?!! How could you!" He moaned pitifully, kicking and pounding on the bed.

After several minutes of this, Narcissa tapped on the door. "Lucius, what's wrong?" she asked with wifely concern.

"Oh, Narcissa! I'd hoped I'd never have to tell you this! Come, sit with me. It's horrible..." He began to sob again.

"Whatever could it be, darling?"

"Harry Potter gave Dobby a sock!!!"

Narcissa screamed and fainted.