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Setting the Scene
0 reviewsBasically just a spoof of TV shows, soap operas, etc. with Final Fantasy characters. Please R & R.
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Aaron: How's everyone doing?
Audience: ...
Aaron: Are we excited?!
Audience: ...
Aaron: ...Ooooookay. Well, let's start the show.
Chisato: Yay, a soap opera. I can't wait!
Aaron: Where'd you come from?
Chisato: Over there. ::points at door::
Aaron: Really?
Chisato: Yeah.
Aaron: Everyone this is Chisato. She'll be my co-host.
Audience: ::clap and cheer loudly::
Chisato: I feel so loved.
Aaron: What the heck?! No one cheered for me.
Audience: ...
Aaron: Anyway, let's start the show.
The scene opens up in a an apartment room with Cloud and Tifa sitting on the couch.
Tifa: Cloud, what happened? Why won't you kiss me?
Cloud: I'm...in love...with Aeris. And your breasts intimidate me. There, I've said it.
Tifa: ::recoils as if slapped:: Don't say that name to me! I hate it.
Cloud: Well, Tifa...it's over. I love her and there's nothing you can do.
Tifa: I can change, Cloud! I can change! I can get a reduction.
Cloud: I told you, I'm in love with Aeris...but a reduction would probably be a good idea. I mean look at them, they're moving and you're not even moving. My, God!
Tifa: Cloud, please.
Cloud: I'm sorry Tifa. It's over. ::gets up:: Goodbye, Tifa. ::leaves::
Scene opens up at Garnet's castle. Garnet and Zidane are eating.
Garnet: This is so great. We never get to eat or do things together anymore.
Zidane: I know. What with you running a country and me.............being your husband.
Garnet: I know.
Zidane: But we do the things that matter most. ::wink::
Garnet: ::blusing:: Oh, Zidane, you make me feel like a little schoolgirl. ::giggles:: But seriously we should do this more often.
Zidane: You're right.
Meanwhile, in a dark corner of the castle.
?????: She thinks she's so great because she has Zidane and she's the queen. ::pulls out a flask with a shiny gold liquid in it:: Well, she won't have him for long. Tee Hee!
The scene opens up on a beach with Yuffie and Vincent walking and talking.
Yuffie: ...so I took his materia.
Vincent: (She won't stop talking! Why won't she stop?!)
Yuffie: Vince...
Vincent: (She just goes on and on and on...)
Yuffie: Vince...
Vincent: (I mean yap, yap, yap, ya-)
Yuffie: VINCENT!!!!!
Vincent: Huh?! Yes, I totally agree
Yuffie: You're not even listening. What were you thinking about?
Vincent: Nothing in particular.
Yuffie: God, Vince. You do this too much and I don't think that our relationship can handle that. I just don't think you're into me.
Vincent: It's not that...
Yuffie: Just don't talk right now Vincent.
Vincent: (Oh, no...she used my full name. This could only lead to bad things.)
Scene opens up in Squall's (from now on referred to as Leon) dorm.
Leon: Peace and quiet at last.
Just then Rinoa bursts into the room.
Rinoa: C'mon, Squall. Get up. You promised to take me out to dinner today.
Leon: Why in heaven's name would I do that?
Rinoa: ::shrugs:: C'mon.
Leon: Do I have to?
Rinoa: Yes, sleepy head. Get up. ::grabs Leon's arm and pulls him off the bed:: C'mon! ::drags him out of the dorm::
The scene opens up in another apartment.
Zell: ::on the phone:: So do you wanna-you're busy tonight...a meeting. Wait, didn't you have a meeting last night? It got rescheduled to today, huh? Okay, bye. ::hangs up:: I'll never get a woman. ::does his slump::
Scene opens up in Besaid. Wakka, Lulu, Tidus, Yuna, and Rikku are just sitting around a fire.
Rikku: I'm so bored.
Tidus: Me, too.
Lulu: I know! Let's throw a party. We can invite everyone from Final Fantasy.
Wakka: This'll be fun, ya.
Lulu: Stop saying ya all the time.
Wakka: I can't help it, ya.
Lulu: Well, you'd better.
Yuna: Hey, so about this party?
Lulu: Oh, yeah. Yuna and I will do all the planning and decorating and Wakka, you and Tidus can do the invitations.
Rikku: What about me?
Lulu: You can......be the greeter.
Rikku: Yes! ::does victory dance::
Lulu: Riiiiight. Anyway, let's get started.
Chisato: ::sniff:: That was...great! ::sniff::
Aaron: But, nothing happened yet.
Chisato: I know but I feel like I really connected with Zell.
Aaron: Why?
Chisato: Isn't it obvious?
Aaron: No.
Chisato: Because he can't get a woman.
Aaron: You want a woman? 0.0
Chisato: o.0 NO! You dummy. I never got paired with anyone when you played Star Ocean.
Aaron: Oh, that what this is about. Well, I'll try harder next time I play.
Chisato: You better.
Aaron: Ok.
Aaron: So, audience, how was the first episode?
Random Audience Member (RAM): ::shrugs::
RAM: Could have been better.
RAM: Uneventful.
Aaron: Ooooookay. Come back...I guess?
Hooray. The first chapter is back up. It's different than it was but that's okay, right?
Author's Note: Chisato, is from my favorite game, Star Ocean The Second Story.
Aaron: How's everyone doing?
Audience: ...
Aaron: Are we excited?!
Audience: ...
Aaron: ...Ooooookay. Well, let's start the show.
Chisato: Yay, a soap opera. I can't wait!
Aaron: Where'd you come from?
Chisato: Over there. ::points at door::
Aaron: Really?
Chisato: Yeah.
Aaron: Everyone this is Chisato. She'll be my co-host.
Audience: ::clap and cheer loudly::
Chisato: I feel so loved.
Aaron: What the heck?! No one cheered for me.
Audience: ...
Aaron: Anyway, let's start the show.
The scene opens up in a an apartment room with Cloud and Tifa sitting on the couch.
Tifa: Cloud, what happened? Why won't you kiss me?
Cloud: I'm...in love...with Aeris. And your breasts intimidate me. There, I've said it.
Tifa: ::recoils as if slapped:: Don't say that name to me! I hate it.
Cloud: Well, Tifa...it's over. I love her and there's nothing you can do.
Tifa: I can change, Cloud! I can change! I can get a reduction.
Cloud: I told you, I'm in love with Aeris...but a reduction would probably be a good idea. I mean look at them, they're moving and you're not even moving. My, God!
Tifa: Cloud, please.
Cloud: I'm sorry Tifa. It's over. ::gets up:: Goodbye, Tifa. ::leaves::
Scene opens up at Garnet's castle. Garnet and Zidane are eating.
Garnet: This is so great. We never get to eat or do things together anymore.
Zidane: I know. What with you running a country and me.............being your husband.
Garnet: I know.
Zidane: But we do the things that matter most. ::wink::
Garnet: ::blusing:: Oh, Zidane, you make me feel like a little schoolgirl. ::giggles:: But seriously we should do this more often.
Zidane: You're right.
Meanwhile, in a dark corner of the castle.
?????: She thinks she's so great because she has Zidane and she's the queen. ::pulls out a flask with a shiny gold liquid in it:: Well, she won't have him for long. Tee Hee!
The scene opens up on a beach with Yuffie and Vincent walking and talking.
Yuffie: ...so I took his materia.
Vincent: (She won't stop talking! Why won't she stop?!)
Yuffie: Vince...
Vincent: (She just goes on and on and on...)
Yuffie: Vince...
Vincent: (I mean yap, yap, yap, ya-)
Yuffie: VINCENT!!!!!
Vincent: Huh?! Yes, I totally agree
Yuffie: You're not even listening. What were you thinking about?
Vincent: Nothing in particular.
Yuffie: God, Vince. You do this too much and I don't think that our relationship can handle that. I just don't think you're into me.
Vincent: It's not that...
Yuffie: Just don't talk right now Vincent.
Vincent: (Oh, no...she used my full name. This could only lead to bad things.)
Scene opens up in Squall's (from now on referred to as Leon) dorm.
Leon: Peace and quiet at last.
Just then Rinoa bursts into the room.
Rinoa: C'mon, Squall. Get up. You promised to take me out to dinner today.
Leon: Why in heaven's name would I do that?
Rinoa: ::shrugs:: C'mon.
Leon: Do I have to?
Rinoa: Yes, sleepy head. Get up. ::grabs Leon's arm and pulls him off the bed:: C'mon! ::drags him out of the dorm::
The scene opens up in another apartment.
Zell: ::on the phone:: So do you wanna-you're busy tonight...a meeting. Wait, didn't you have a meeting last night? It got rescheduled to today, huh? Okay, bye. ::hangs up:: I'll never get a woman. ::does his slump::
Scene opens up in Besaid. Wakka, Lulu, Tidus, Yuna, and Rikku are just sitting around a fire.
Rikku: I'm so bored.
Tidus: Me, too.
Lulu: I know! Let's throw a party. We can invite everyone from Final Fantasy.
Wakka: This'll be fun, ya.
Lulu: Stop saying ya all the time.
Wakka: I can't help it, ya.
Lulu: Well, you'd better.
Yuna: Hey, so about this party?
Lulu: Oh, yeah. Yuna and I will do all the planning and decorating and Wakka, you and Tidus can do the invitations.
Rikku: What about me?
Lulu: You can......be the greeter.
Rikku: Yes! ::does victory dance::
Lulu: Riiiiight. Anyway, let's get started.
Chisato: ::sniff:: That was...great! ::sniff::
Aaron: But, nothing happened yet.
Chisato: I know but I feel like I really connected with Zell.
Aaron: Why?
Chisato: Isn't it obvious?
Aaron: No.
Chisato: Because he can't get a woman.
Aaron: You want a woman? 0.0
Chisato: o.0 NO! You dummy. I never got paired with anyone when you played Star Ocean.
Aaron: Oh, that what this is about. Well, I'll try harder next time I play.
Chisato: You better.
Aaron: Ok.
Aaron: So, audience, how was the first episode?
Random Audience Member (RAM): ::shrugs::
RAM: Could have been better.
RAM: Uneventful.
Aaron: Ooooookay. Come back...I guess?
Hooray. The first chapter is back up. It's different than it was but that's okay, right?
Author's Note: Chisato, is from my favorite game, Star Ocean The Second Story.
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