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Chapter 2

Disclaimer:

Aaron: I can't believe it! I own Final Fantasy. ::holds up contract::

Platina: ::appears:: This is all an illusion.

Aaron: Awww man.

Platina: But there is truth within every illusion.

Aaron: So you're saying that I do own Final Fantasy?

Platina: You must look within yourse-screw it. You don't own Final Fantasy. Get real!

Aaron: Dang!
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Aaron: Yay! Episode 2. Who's ready to watch?

::crickets chirp::

Aaron: Did I just hear a cricket?

::crickets chirp::

Aaron: ::sprays Raid:: Takes care of that. All right, we'll start the episode as soon as Chisato gets here.

Audience: ::sarcastically:: Yay.

Aaron: Why do you people even come? You don't like the show, you don't like me. What's your purpose?

RAM: ::turns to another RAM:: What is our purpose?

RAM: Comic relief?

Aaron: The whole show is comedy!

RAM: Well, then, we don't know.

All of a sudden the lights go out.

Aaron: What the...?

::Mission Impossible theme plays::

Aaron: Don't tell me...::looks up and sees a shadowy figure descending from the ceiling::

Aaron: Why in the world...

All of a sudden a snap is heard and the figure falls on top of Aaron.

???: Sorry, Aaron. I was just trying to make an entrance.

Aaron: Well, did you have to make an entrance on me?

Chisato: Sorry. ^^;;

Aaron: Anyway, ::gets up and dusts himself off:: now that Chisato is here-

Audience: Yay!!

Aaron: ::eye twitches:: We can start the show!
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Scene opens up with Cloud and Aeris walking down a long hallway.

Cloud: Why did you drag me here?

Aeris: Because I think you still have feelings for Tifa and I want to talk to a couples therapist about it.

Cloud: Whatever.

They reach the door.

Aeris: Alright, here we go.

They walk in and sitting in the chair is............................................................................................................................::wait for it::............................................................Seymour Guado!!!
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Back at Besaid...

Tidus: The invitations are done.

Lulu: Good. We just finished the decorations.

Rikku: I made the door pretty.

Lulu: ::rolls eyes:: Anyway, give me the invitations and I'll mail them.

Tidus: Okay. ::hands Lulu invitations::

Rikku: Does anyone want to see the door?

All: ...

A tumbleweed blows by.

Rikku: : ( Anyone?

Yuna: I'll come see the door.

Rikku: Yes! Let's go. ::grabs Yuna's arm and begins to drag her out the room::

Yuna: ::mouthing:: Remember me!

All: Poor Yuna.
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Scene opens up at Garden. Rinoa and Quistis are just lazing around.

Quistis: So how did dinner go?

Rinoa: ::sigh:: Okay. He really didn't seem that excited and he didn't really talk that much.

Quistis; Well, seeing as how you dragged him out of bed and dragged him to the dinner, I'm not surprised.

Rinoa: Why do I bring my problems to you? You never cheer me up. You always say the truth and I don't want to hear the truth right now.

Quistis: Sorry, but that's me. I tell it how I see it.

Rinoa: Maybe, I should go talk to Selphie. She always agrees and has sympathy.

Quistis: Well, if you want to here lies just to make you feel good, then, yes, you should go see Selphie.

Rinoa: I will. ::gets up and leaves::

Quistis: Why doesn't she just move on. She could date Seifer or something. I mean she did used to go with him. They make a pretty good couple. ::leans back in her chair and begins to think about things:: ::her mind eventually wanders to Seifer, his immaturity but irresistible charm, his confidant swagger and his leadership skills, etc.:: Then again, she doesn't really deserve Seifer. She's too pushy and demanding. But, I, on the other hand, am just what he needs. A cool-headed, attractive young woman with enough edge to quell his dark side. I'm going for it. ::her voice begins to rise:: I'm gonna give in to these animal urges. ::she's now yelling:: I'm going to go get Seifer. ::gets up and leaves::

Janitor: Did she just have an internal revelation in a few seconds? Seems a little improbable to me.
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Scene opens up with Yuffie and Vincent on the beach again.

Yuffie: Oh, Vince. It's so romantic. Don't you think?

Vincent: ...

Yuffie: ::snuggles up to Vincent's chest:: Don't you think?

Vincent: ...

Yuffie: Vince?

Vincent: Zzzzzzzzzzz...Zzzzzzzzzzz

Yuffie: OH...MY...GOD!!!!! I can't believe this! ::slaps Vincent in the face:: WAKE UP!

Vincent: Wha...?

Yuffie: How could you fall asleep during such a romantic moment?

Vincent: I was just...

Yuffie: I don't think this is working.

Vincent: (Have my prayers been answered)?

Yuffie: We're just two different people that are obviously going in two different directions.

Vincent: (It's finally happening).

Yuffie: I think it would be better for both of us if we stopped seeing each other. ::starts to walk away::

Vincent: YE-

Yuffie: ::looks back::

Vincent: -UFFIE!

Yuffie: No, Vince. This is best. ::walks away::

Vncent: ::quietly:: Yes!!!!! ::does victory dance::
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Back at the therapist's office.

Cloud: I just feel so empty inside. Like I have to hide my emotions you know?

Seymour: Now we're getting somewhere. ::glances at his watch:: But, sadly, our time is up. So if you'll just excu-

Cloud: I don't like that everyone thinks I'm so unfeeling and jerky. I want to learn how to open up. I think it all boils down to my mother...............

Seymour: ?
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At Alexandria Castle...

Garnet: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!! I said sexy not slutty. ::looking at herself in the mirror::

Seamstress: I'm sorry Your Highness.

Zidane: I kinda like it. ::rubs Garnet's shoulder::

Garnet: Not now, Zidane. I have to get the right dress for this party. Everyone's going to be there and I have to look my best. ::begins to take off the dress::

Zidane: How about this dress? ::pulls a dress from the closet::

Garnet: 0.0 That's my mother's dress. I couldn't possibly fit into that "plus" size dress. ::gets dress off and throws it at the seamstress:: Now listen to me and listen good. I want a dress that edgy, a dress that's sexy but not slutty, gorgeous but not gawdy, a dress that says, "Look at me I have arrived." Are you getting this?

Seamstress: Kind of...could you repeat that last part?

Garnet: ::eye twitching:: What did you just say?

Seamstress: No...no...nothing at all. I just asked you to repe-

Garnet: That's what I thought you said. I do not repeat myself. I am the queen you should've been writing what I was saying down. Now go make my dress and do not come back until it is exactly the dress I described. ::breathing heavily::

Zidane: (Wow! Being queen has really put a lot of stress on Garnet. Maybe that's why Brahne was such a nut job.)
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At Besaid...

Lulu: Alright guys, get ready. Everyone'll be coming soon.

Rikku: We're going to make this the best party ever!
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Aaron: Wasn't that a great episode? Doesn't it make you want more?

RAM: Not really.

RAM: I don't want more.

Chisato: Well, I want more.

Aaron: Good. At least one person likes the show.

Chisato: I can't wait for the party.

RAM: Me either.

RAM: I'm so stoked!

Aaron: What the heck?! A minute ago you people were just saying how you didn't like it.

RAM: Yeah, but after hearing Chisato talk about how she liked it we changed our minds.

Aaron: ::raises arms in frustration:: Whatever. I'm outta here.

Chisato: Well, come back for the next show.


Author: The party is where the main plots along with some sub-plots show themselves. So just hang with me for one more chapter.