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20 Things We Learned From TMNT

by panda_1418 4 reviews

There is a lot of epic and emotional writing in this forum. Now excuse me while I make a comedic contribution.

Category: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-09-25 - Updated: 2007-09-26 - 264 words - Complete

20 Things We Learned From TMNT

1. Giant mutated rats can master the martial arts, but struggle when it comes to technology

2. Streets of New York City will randomly and conveniently be deserted

3. Brothers frequently try to maim each other

4. Even when you look like you’re wearing a turtle costume, you may still feel the need to dress up

5. Purple Dragons have such bad eyesight, they don’t notice when someone only has three fingers and green skin

6. Only show your true feelings for siblings when they have been captured or almost dead … or pretending to be, at least

7. No matter how hard you try, nobody dies

8. Flattery won’t get you anywhere – even if it’s about hats

9. The rumours about alligators in sewers are true

10. When you and your group is knocked out, you all conveniently wake up at the exact same time

11. It’s always handy to have clones around

12. No matter how hard you try, you can’t keep a good evil scientist down

13. Even mutant turtles have pets

14. Mothers are more perceptive than they appear (especially Mrs. Jones)

15. Specially trained government agents have such fantastic aim that you can basically stand still and you won’t be shot

16. If you have swords, you aren’t allowed to use them

17. Hockey-wielding vigilantes are not even remotely freaked by giant turtles

18. Old rats slap hard

19. Don’t make rats angry – they carry a grudge

20. It’s okay to walk the streets wearing little else besides a belt and bandana, but when getting out of the shower there better be a towel on
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