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Grab A French Model, Of Course!
9 reviewsHarry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...
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Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) Cateagle 2007-09-28
-snicker-, -chortle-, -guffaw- Ghod, I love that story. I can just see Harry doing that, too. A follow-up, some years later, of Harry & Draco's home life would be a howl, I'd imagine, esp. if they made arrangements to carry on their houses one way or another (I'm thinking of hired hetarae though other means are plausible - I shudder at the thought of mpreg, though).
It's the kind of goodbye I've wanted to give a few places, a quick round of telling the unvarnished truth and then "AMF" (Adios MF's).Author's response
Very happy you like it!
You know, I could almost see that... Hmm.
And don't we all just want to tell people we dislike what we really think of them?
Thanks for the review!Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) JVTazz 2007-09-28
snickersnickersnickersnicker
Awesome!!
shuddershuddershuddershudder
except for the whole gay thing grin
Author's response
I'm glad you liked it. Sorry the slashy hints weren't your cup of tea, though.
Thanks for reviewing!Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) BenRG 2007-09-28
A funny little parody that makes you grin and chuckle.
No matter how you may recoil at some of the things Harry says, you've got to admire the fact that The Boy Who Lived finally grew a pair and told the Wizarding World where to get off. I don't think there is any serious HP fan who wishes that someone would finally tell the whole of JKR's world exactly how very useless and repulsive they have all been.
BenRg's Rating: 7/10Author's response
I know. I love it when Harry just tells them where to shove it, but I couldn't find one like what I was looking for.
Thanks for reviewing! ^-^Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) Argent-Lucifel 2007-09-29
i know i'll still be smiling at dinner. wonder if my parents will think i've gone insane? am i allowed to point at you and say you did it?
and the ending was perfect. i should give that speech, changed up of course.Author's response
Blame me all you want. grins So glad that people get my humor.
Go for it! Like, at Graduation or something. You'll probably get in trouble, though, since you don't have a Portkey. Pesky rules of reality.Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) L_Rose 2007-09-30
I loved this...got weird looks from my parents because I was laughing so hard.
I would love to see a second chapter with Draco and Harry together.Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) thmanwithnoname 2007-10-23
I'm not a H/D fan, at all. this is the first fic I've ever read that even implied such that I /finished/.
Very funny, very well done.Author's response
Thank you so much! I'm honored. ^-^Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) FrequencyQueen 2008-05-16
Head for the hills and take a French model? Sounds like a plan to me...apparently Harry took Draco? Didn't know he was French...or a model.Author's response
Heh. Something like that - only no aliens were invading. ^-^
And the Malfoys are actually supposed to be ancestrally French, now that you mention it. Malfoi - Bad Faith. ...Whatever, I don't know what I'm talking about. XD
Thanks for reviewing!Grab A French Model, Of Course!
(#) Mistress_of_Potions 2013-02-05
You should have posted this with a warning: "Do not drink anything within spitting distance of your monitor or keyboard when reading this story."
Or maybe: "Do not read this at work, as the ensuing laughter will warn your boss you are definitely NOT working."
Thank you for one of the best giggles I've had in quite some time.
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