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Grab A French Model, Of Course!

by Novocaine 9 reviews

Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007-09-27 - Updated: 2007-09-28 - 1438 words - Complete



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