Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione G...
The Tick!? this gets funnier and funnier!
In keeping with the Tick, shouldn't you be the MidnightPoster what Posts at Midnight?
Was the list of bad guys from Blazing Saddles? Funny movie. So, Harry doesn't qualify for the Hero's club?
Yeah, Blazing Saddles. Probably the best western ever made.
Harry does qualify, he just doesn't want to join.
You forgot to list "mother-rapers, father-stabbers, father-rapers, and other denizens of the Group W Bench."
More brilliantly funny lines - my favourite has to be:
....Come now Young Hairy, I need to see your BattleForm."
"The Form you take when you remove your clever disguise." Harry looked perplexed. "Your glasses" the large blue lunatic stage whispered.
"Without my glasses I take the form of a bloke who can't see his hand in front of his face."
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