Narrator: Welcome!!!! Let’s get started!!
Eragon: with what?
Murtagh: (wearing pink tutu) Weeeee! I’m a pretty little ballerina girl!
Eragon: Er, boy.
Murtagh: (in high pitched voice) Huh?
Eragon: Sigh. Nothing.
Jamba Girl(me!): ummm let’s just get on with it…
Murtagh: Weeee! I do a pretty pirouette! –Does a terrible one-
Jamba Girl: No, it’s like this. –Does it right-
Murtagh: oh. Then I do a pretty plie? –Lunges-
Jamba Girl: Umm Murtagh, a plie bends both legs… like this… -does it right again-
Eragon: Hellooo??? I’m still here!!
Jamba Girl: Can you feel the high-igh-igh-igh-igh?
Jamba Girl: Umm that’s a song…. You know by the Black Eyed Peas?
Eragon: Ewwwww I hate peas!!
Jamba Girl: it’s a band you dip.
Eragon: Marry me?
Legolas: Never will she merry you!
Narrator: I don’t remember announcing you…
Jamba Girl: I didn’t write him in!!! Or maybe I did… go away! You are banished forever unless we decide to cut your hair!
Legolas fan girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!
Legolas: (holding hair) NOOOOO!!!! -poof! Disappears forever-
Murtagh : (still in high pitched voice) Hahaha! Legolas banned!!! Hahaha!
Jamba Girl: You know, I am the writer, I can ban you too.
Murtagh: Can you make stop talking like this and get me out of this tutu?
JG: Sigh. Fine.
Narrator: Poof! Murtagh’s tutu is gone and his high pitched voice is gone too!
Murtagh: (in normal voice) Yay!
JG: Hey Eragon is still here right?
Eragon: Yes! Marry me?
JG: I just don’t think it will work out. Stop asking. My dragon Emmy is getting mad.
Narrator: Poof! Out pops Emmy the emerald dragon!
Emmy: But I’m a boy…
Narrator: Rewind sounds…
JG: I just don’t think it’ll work. Stop asking. My dragon E-
JG: is getting mad! Wait… who’s taco? Can I eat it??
Narrator: Taco is your dragon, and no, you cannot eat him.
Taco: Hi I’m taco.
Saphira: I love you!
Eragon: You know what they say about when two riders’ dragons fall in love, right JG?
JG: Eragon. STOP.
Eragon: You’re the one writing this.
JG: Oh yeah… HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
All except JG: …what?
JG: I was speaking whale…….
Eragon: I still love you.
Taco: I love you Saphira
Taco: I want nachos…
JG: Me too! Let’s all go get nachos together at taco bell or your other local Mexican fast food place!
Eragon: I have an El Pollo Loco…
JG: YUM! I love that place let’s go there!
All except JG: OK!
Narrator: So they all went to El Pollo Loco or your other local Mexican fast food place!
JG: (ordering food) Umm I’ll have an order of nachos with extra salsa… and Taco will have –looks at Taco outside and reads his terrible sign language- 173,346,234 orders of your nachos.
El Pollo Loco Guy (EPLG): Umm, I’m not sure about that…
JG: Ok it’ll just be nachos with extra salsa for me…
EPLG: Ok that’ll be $4.67. Is it for here or to go?
JG: To go on dragons back.
EPLG: Ok, your number is numero uno.
EPLG: Umm one. –Mutters- loser. Can’t understand anything in Spanish…
JG: Adios amigo! Mi casa es su casa!
Narrator: She said, Bye friend! My house is your house!
EPLG: … Ok. Whatever.
Narrator: So after everyone ordered (except Thorn, Saphira, and Taco) they all met up outside on their dragons back.
Murtagh: Let’s go to your other local Mexican fast food place!
Narrator: So they all went to the fast food place and each got 173,346,234 nachos for each dragon.
JG (drinking Jamba): yeah!
Eragon: Marry me!
Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!!
Murtagh: Am I alive still?
JG: Umm… -looks through the fan-fic- umm… I guess yeah.
Nasuada: Murtagh! I love you!
Murtagh: I love you too!
Nasuada: Let’s get married!
Murtagh: No! I will never get married to you! Go away! I do not love you anymore!
Narrator: Nasuada poofs away… Here’s a new chapter…
(sorry it’s kinda long I just kept going and going…)
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