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taco and Nachos!

by xcolorguardiex 0 reviews

Introducing the group! Get started with Eragon, Jamba Girl, Arya, Roran, Murtagh, Katrina, Saphira, and everyone!!

Category: Eragon - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Arya,Eragon,Murtagh,Nasuada,Roran,Saphira - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-11-13 - Updated: 2007-11-14 - 706 words


Narrator: Welcome!!!! Let’s get started!!

Eragon: with what?

Murtagh: (wearing pink tutu) Weeeee! I’m a pretty little ballerina girl!

Eragon: Er, boy.

Murtagh: (in high pitched voice) Huh?

Eragon: Sigh. Nothing.

Jamba Girl(me!): ummm let’s just get on with it…

Murtagh: Weeee! I do a pretty pirouette! –Does a terrible one-

Jamba Girl: No, it’s like this. –Does it right-

Murtagh: oh. Then I do a pretty plie? –Lunges-

Jamba Girl: Umm Murtagh, a plie bends both legs… like this… -does it right again-

Eragon: Hellooo??? I’m still here!!

Jamba Girl: Can you feel the high-igh-igh-igh-igh?

Eragon: Yes!

Jamba Girl: Umm that’s a song…. You know by the Black Eyed Peas?

Eragon: Ewwwww I hate peas!!

Jamba Girl: it’s a band you dip.

Eragon: Marry me?

Legolas: Never will she merry you!

Narrator: I don’t remember announcing you…

Jamba Girl: I didn’t write him in!!! Or maybe I did… go away! You are banished forever unless we decide to cut your hair!

Legolas fan girls: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!

Legolas: (holding hair) NOOOOO!!!! -poof! Disappears forever-

Murtagh : (still in high pitched voice) Hahaha! Legolas banned!!! Hahaha!

Jamba Girl: You know, I am the writer, I can ban you too.

Murtagh: Can you make stop talking like this and get me out of this tutu?

JG: Sigh. Fine.

Narrator: Poof! Murtagh’s tutu is gone and his high pitched voice is gone too!

Murtagh: (in normal voice) Yay!

JG: Hey Eragon is still here right?

Eragon: Yes! Marry me?

JG: I just don’t think it will work out. Stop asking. My dragon Emmy is getting mad.

Narrator: Poof! Out pops Emmy the emerald dragon!

Emmy: But I’m a boy…

Narrator: Rewind sounds…

JG: I just don’t think it’ll work. Stop asking. My dragon E-

Narrator: Taco!

JG: is getting mad! Wait… who’s taco? Can I eat it??

Narrator: Taco is your dragon, and no, you cannot eat him.

Taco: Hi I’m taco.

Saphira: I love you!

Thorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: You know what they say about when two riders’ dragons fall in love, right JG?

JG: Eragon. STOP.

Eragon: You’re the one writing this.


All except JG: …what?

JG: I was speaking whale…….

Eragon: I still love you.

JG: Yay!

Taco: I love you Saphira

Saphira: Yay!

Taco: I want nachos…

JG: Me too! Let’s all go get nachos together at taco bell or your other local Mexican fast food place!

Eragon: I have an El Pollo Loco…

JG: YUM! I love that place let’s go there!

All except JG: OK!

Narrator: So they all went to El Pollo Loco or your other local Mexican fast food place!

JG: (ordering food) Umm I’ll have an order of nachos with extra salsa… and Taco will have –looks at Taco outside and reads his terrible sign language- 173,346,234 orders of your nachos.

El Pollo Loco Guy (EPLG): Umm, I’m not sure about that…

JG: Ok it’ll just be nachos with extra salsa for me…

EPLG: Ok that’ll be $4.67. Is it for here or to go?

JG: To go on dragons back.

EPLG: Ok, your number is numero uno.

JG:… what?

EPLG: Umm one. –Mutters- loser. Can’t understand anything in Spanish…

JG: Adios amigo! Mi casa es su casa!

Narrator: She said, Bye friend! My house is your house!

EPLG: … Ok. Whatever.

Narrator: So after everyone ordered (except Thorn, Saphira, and Taco) they all met up outside on their dragons back.

Murtagh: Let’s go to your other local Mexican fast food place!

Narrator: So they all went to the fast food place and each got 173,346,234 nachos for each dragon.

Taco: Yum!!

JG (drinking Jamba): yeah!

Eragon: Marry me!

Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!!

Murtagh: Am I alive still?

JG: Umm… -looks through the fan-fic- umm… I guess yeah.

Murtagh: Yay!

Nasuada: Murtagh! I love you!

Murtagh: I love you too!

Nasuada: Let’s get married!

Murtagh: No! I will never get married to you! Go away! I do not love you anymore!

Narrator: Nasuada poofs away… Here’s a new chapter…

(sorry it’s kinda long I just kept going and going…)
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