Categories > Books > Eragon > In a World With Idiots (edited version)
Eragon: Saphira! Saphira!
JG: Why are you calling Saphira?
Eragon: I like pie.
JG: ME too!
Eragon: Let’s get married!
Harry Potter: NO!
JG: Umm, did I write you in?
HP: No.
JG: then why are you here?
HP: I don’t know… bye! Eat more pie!! –poof-
Narrator: The gang, now including Roran, Katrina, Arya and some others maybe, are in the Hadarac Desert playing in a sand box-
Roran: why are we in a sand box if there’s sand all around us?
Narrator: I shall not be interrupted.I-
Katrina: (singing in little girl voice) Play play! Play play! BACKPACK BACKPACK! (From Dora)
Narrator: Umm, as I was saying, I appear randomly in this chapter, as a human. Now-
Arya: Will you stop!
Eragon: (poking Arya like a little brother) Haha! Sister’s annoyed! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA!
Arya: I’M NOT YOUR SISTER!
Narrator: Eragon, Arya is not your sister, and stop interrupting me people! I QUIT!
JG: Wait you can’t quit! Who will announce everything?!
Kitty Walking by: Meow!
Murtagh: Kitty Witty! I LOVE YOU!!!
Nasuada: I’m not so sure about him anymore….
-Murtagh continues to chase the cat around the desert… eventually getting lost and Thorn had to go save him.-
JG: That was interesting… I guess.
Eragon: (speechless) …Um… ok…. I agree JG…. Don’t you have a name other than Jamba Girl though?
JG: Umm yeah.
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!
JG: Not telling. Why do you want to know?
Everyone: WHY?! I’M TIRED OF CALLING YOU JAMBA GIRL!! –mutters- although Jamba is delicious and nutritious...
JG: Umm my name’s Catie…
Katrina: I happen to figure out obvious things that some other people may not notice but what is the plot of this story?
Roran: backwash?
Everyone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Katrina: Go away Roan nobody likes you.
Roran: (crying like a little baby) NO ONE LIKEY RORY? WAHHHHH!!
-everyone is ignoring Roran and Murtagh is still not back. They are in a circle discussing what to do about him and the narrator. They are sitting at a little table.-
Katrina: So we agree to get rid of Roran, but what can we do about the narrator?
Catie (me, formerly JG): Umm, I could make a random guy to come do it… I think.
Eragon: Sounds good.
Arya: You like anything she says! You’re as in love with her as you were with me when we were acting in Eldest.
Catie: So?
Eragon: Yeah so?
Arya: sigh. Never mind… I guess that’s good.
Nasuada: I could be the narrator!
Everyone: NO!
-Murtagh returns suddenly, grabs Nasuada, and goes away again; remember he is on Thorn the whole time-
Some Random Guy off the Street (aka New Narrator): So now they randomly poof into Du WeldonVarden.
Eragon: That was fast.
Catie: Now what.
Eragon :( Timidly) Married?
Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!
Eragon (thinking): I’m getting the feeling she doesn’t think it'll work out.
Catie: I just don't think it'll work out.
Eragon (going into the fetal position sobbing): NOOOO!!!!!
JG: Why are you calling Saphira?
Eragon: I like pie.
JG: ME too!
Eragon: Let’s get married!
Harry Potter: NO!
JG: Umm, did I write you in?
HP: No.
JG: then why are you here?
HP: I don’t know… bye! Eat more pie!! –poof-
Narrator: The gang, now including Roran, Katrina, Arya and some others maybe, are in the Hadarac Desert playing in a sand box-
Roran: why are we in a sand box if there’s sand all around us?
Narrator: I shall not be interrupted.I-
Katrina: (singing in little girl voice) Play play! Play play! BACKPACK BACKPACK! (From Dora)
Narrator: Umm, as I was saying, I appear randomly in this chapter, as a human. Now-
Arya: Will you stop!
Eragon: (poking Arya like a little brother) Haha! Sister’s annoyed! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA!
Arya: I’M NOT YOUR SISTER!
Narrator: Eragon, Arya is not your sister, and stop interrupting me people! I QUIT!
JG: Wait you can’t quit! Who will announce everything?!
Kitty Walking by: Meow!
Murtagh: Kitty Witty! I LOVE YOU!!!
Nasuada: I’m not so sure about him anymore….
-Murtagh continues to chase the cat around the desert… eventually getting lost and Thorn had to go save him.-
JG: That was interesting… I guess.
Eragon: (speechless) …Um… ok…. I agree JG…. Don’t you have a name other than Jamba Girl though?
JG: Umm yeah.
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!
JG: Not telling. Why do you want to know?
Everyone: WHY?! I’M TIRED OF CALLING YOU JAMBA GIRL!! –mutters- although Jamba is delicious and nutritious...
JG: Umm my name’s Catie…
Katrina: I happen to figure out obvious things that some other people may not notice but what is the plot of this story?
Roran: backwash?
Everyone: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Katrina: Go away Roan nobody likes you.
Roran: (crying like a little baby) NO ONE LIKEY RORY? WAHHHHH!!
-everyone is ignoring Roran and Murtagh is still not back. They are in a circle discussing what to do about him and the narrator. They are sitting at a little table.-
Katrina: So we agree to get rid of Roran, but what can we do about the narrator?
Catie (me, formerly JG): Umm, I could make a random guy to come do it… I think.
Eragon: Sounds good.
Arya: You like anything she says! You’re as in love with her as you were with me when we were acting in Eldest.
Catie: So?
Eragon: Yeah so?
Arya: sigh. Never mind… I guess that’s good.
Nasuada: I could be the narrator!
Everyone: NO!
-Murtagh returns suddenly, grabs Nasuada, and goes away again; remember he is on Thorn the whole time-
Some Random Guy off the Street (aka New Narrator): So now they randomly poof into Du WeldonVarden.
Eragon: That was fast.
Catie: Now what.
Eragon :( Timidly) Married?
Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!
Eragon (thinking): I’m getting the feeling she doesn’t think it'll work out.
Catie: I just don't think it'll work out.
Eragon (going into the fetal position sobbing): NOOOO!!!!!
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