Categories > Books > Eragon > In a World With Idiots (edited version)

Let's Eat Pie!

by xcolorguardiex 0 reviews


Category: Eragon - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-11-13 - Updated: 2007-11-14 - 515 words

Eragon: Saphira! Saphira!

JG: Why are you calling Saphira?

Eragon: I like pie.

JG: ME too!

Eragon: Let’s get married!

Harry Potter: NO!

JG: Umm, did I write you in?

HP: No.

JG: then why are you here?

HP: I don’t know… bye! Eat more pie!! –poof-

Narrator: The gang, now including Roran, Katrina, Arya and some others maybe, are in the Hadarac Desert playing in a sand box-

Roran: why are we in a sand box if there’s sand all around us?

Narrator: I shall not be interrupted.I-

Katrina: (singing in little girl voice) Play play! Play play! BACKPACK BACKPACK! (From Dora)

Narrator: Umm, as I was saying, I appear randomly in this chapter, as a human. Now-

Arya: Will you stop!

Eragon: (poking Arya like a little brother) Haha! Sister’s annoyed! HAHA! HAHA! HAHA!


Narrator: Eragon, Arya is not your sister, and stop interrupting me people! I QUIT!

JG: Wait you can’t quit! Who will announce everything?!

Kitty Walking by: Meow!

Murtagh: Kitty Witty! I LOVE YOU!!!

Nasuada: I’m not so sure about him anymore….

-Murtagh continues to chase the cat around the desert… eventually getting lost and Thorn had to go save him.-

JG: That was interesting… I guess.

Eragon: (speechless) …Um… ok…. I agree JG…. Don’t you have a name other than Jamba Girl though?

JG: Umm yeah.

Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!

JG: Not telling. Why do you want to know?

Everyone: WHY?! I’M TIRED OF CALLING YOU JAMBA GIRL!! –mutters- although Jamba is delicious and nutritious...

JG: Umm my name’s Catie…

Katrina: I happen to figure out obvious things that some other people may not notice but what is the plot of this story?

Roran: backwash?


Katrina: Go away Roan nobody likes you.

Roran: (crying like a little baby) NO ONE LIKEY RORY? WAHHHHH!!

-everyone is ignoring Roran and Murtagh is still not back. They are in a circle discussing what to do about him and the narrator. They are sitting at a little table.-
Katrina: So we agree to get rid of Roran, but what can we do about the narrator?

Catie (me, formerly JG): Umm, I could make a random guy to come do it… I think.

Eragon: Sounds good.

Arya: You like anything she says! You’re as in love with her as you were with me when we were acting in Eldest.

Catie: So?

Eragon: Yeah so?

Arya: sigh. Never mind… I guess that’s good.

Nasuada: I could be the narrator!

Everyone: NO!

-Murtagh returns suddenly, grabs Nasuada, and goes away again; remember he is on Thorn the whole time-
Some Random Guy off the Street (aka New Narrator): So now they randomly poof into Du WeldonVarden.

Eragon: That was fast.

Catie: Now what.

Eragon :( Timidly) Married?

Everyone except Eragon: ERAGON!!!

Eragon (thinking): I’m getting the feeling she doesn’t think it'll work out.

Catie: I just don't think it'll work out.

Eragon (going into the fetal position sobbing): NOOOO!!!!!
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