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Dear Maria Count Me In
0 reviews"Gahh! I can't believe i'm stuck here .. WITH YOU!" "Oh c'mon babe, i'm not THAAAT bad!" "Ohh yess! Not badd at all!" "Seriously, what did I do thats sooooo bad?" "Hmm, well for one you ask me ...
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Chapter One: Dear Maria, Count Me In.
Dear diary~
I'm lucky I keep you in my backpack, & that I take my backpack everywhere. Diary, I'm a HORRIBLE person! I just let him .. Let me
start from the VERY beginning.
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Kirsten & Markus sat down on the school grass eating their lunch, silently. But Markus couldn't take it.
"So, what you eating?" He wondered. She stared at him.
"Tuna" She replied.
"EEEW! I HATE tuna!"
"Can you not act so childish!"
He gazed down at his sandwich, as though he was going to spew.
"So, what aree you eating?" Kirsten guiltily asked.
"Nutella"
"Yum!"
"Take it, i feel like vomiting"
He stuffed the sandwich in her mouth.
"MARKUSS!"
"What?"
They stared at each other, then both looked away. He searched deep into his bumpack. Once he found it, he took hold of Kirstens
wrist & placed a "LOVE" bracelet on it.
"Go out with me?"
She smiled, then touched his shoulders. He took hold of her waist. They kissed, untill a bottle hit Markus's head.
"IDIOT!" She screamed and held his hand which was over his head.
"Oh dear!"
"What?" Markus was scared for a second.
"Its a lump.."
"OH BLOODY FUC .. "
She put her hand on his thigh. He gave her a puzzeled look. The bell rang & they went to class.
That very same afternoon; they walked home together, holding hands.
"Sat, me, you, park, tree" he said.
"Yeah .. Sure .. " She said sarcastically.
He smiled.
"7 am?" He insisted.
"Too early"
"6am it is!"
"Markus!"
He kissed her.
"Thanks for walking with me" he said.
"I should be saying thanks!"
"Nahh me!"
He smiled. But he let his smile lose as her hand slowly left his. He waited untill she went inside, you know, being caring. She looked in
her backpack, no key. She knocked, no one home. She turned around.
"Marrrkkuuusss .. "
"Ahuh, thats right, your coming home with me"
At Markus` house ..
"Markus you haven't changed your room a bit!"
"Was i meant to?"
She laughed.
"You know, my family isn't home"
"Does that mean I'm not supposed to be here?"
"No Kookie Monster, it means something opposite like"
"Markus, its a bit too early in our relationship"
"Ohh! Okay"
Pfft, she didn't mean that at all.
She jumped on him. He slipped her shirt off, she bit his lip.
A while later, Kirsten got a phone call from her mother. "Where are youu!!??" So she had to leave. Silly girl left Markus' shirt on, meaning,
she left hers in his room, somewhere.
Later at night, Markus' brother, Greg, walked in his room, at the time, Markus was IMing Kirsten.
"What were you doing when i was gone?"
"Stuff"
"Stuff? REALLY? Like sex?"
"What the fuck Greg, get lost"
Greg slapped Markus' back.
"Oi, bro, don't talk to me like that"
Markus was too scared to breath, untill he left the room.
Nudge
Kirsten had nudged him.
"Whoa, this afternoon was wow"
"I agreee, i liked you with no shirt"
"That reminds me .. "
"... what?"
"I left wearing your shirt"
"Fuck no!"
"Yeahh! My mum was all curious so i said my shirt got wet at school, i hope she believed it"
"Yeah, same O_O"
"Markus, ily"
"I love you too"
Kirsten has signed off
Just as he was about to sign off, someone else said hello ..
"Markus you whore!"
"Alex? WHORE?"
"Yes, its Alex! Babe i've missed you!"
"What?"
"How could you forget me!"
"I didn't, but, i found someone reasonable"
Markus has signed off
Saturday came.
Kirsten got up at 5:30. Got dressed, toothbrush, boofy hair, make up, nectarine, backpack, and left to Markus' house.
Markus got up at 4:00, he didn't get ready as he was spewing, yes, vomiting. He felt horrible. He still got dressed and everything. At 6,
Kirsten came, he opened the door. She squeezed him and they fell on the couch, doing stuff.
"Uhh, Kookiee?"
"Yeah?"
She went off him.
"I don't know if i can still go, maybe we should just stay here"
"Markus, your pale"
"Exactly, and i've been puking for the past hour"
"OHMYGOD! Lets go doctor"
"No, lets stay here, me and you"
"But, your sick"
"You don't know that, it could have been the nutella"
"Sure?"
"Yeah, lets go my room"
They moved up the stairs and into Markus' room.
"Oh yeah, heres your shirt"
"Thanks" He threw it in his wardrobe.
"Why don't you ly down and i clean your room"
"Thats okay Kookie"
"Ly down"
She was pressing him down.
He licked her neck
She let out a giggle and went off him.
"Lets start over there"
She cleaned untill 6:30, yet, not even half the room was clean"
"YOUR ROOMS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Haha, yeah"
"Then again, so are you"
"Exactly"
"So, how you feeling?"
"Good"
"OI MARKUS YOU FUCKING FAG! COME AND EAT YOU HOPLESS CUNT!" Greg, ofcourse.
"Slaaackk!" she whispered.
"Stay here? Or come?"
"I'd rather stay"
"Ill sneak you some food"
"FUCKINGGG MARKUS YOU IDIOT! IMBOCILE! DON'T MAKE ME CHOKE YOU!"
Markus flew down the stairs. Kirsten decided to continue cleaning, very quietly.
When Markus came back, he looked even pailer.
"Babe, whats wrong?"
"Nothing, lets go"
"How?"
"Window" He pointed to the window.
They climbed down the side of the house, they ran to the east side.
They arrived at some random park.
"I gotta wee"
"Have fun"
"You betcha"
"OHHH MAARRRKKIIIIEEEEEEE!"
Alex jumped onto Markus' lap.
"ALEX! GET OFF ME!"
But Alex stayed and kissed him. But, at the wrong time. Kirsten was standing right next to them, staring.
"You, you bastard!"
Alex looked at Markus to Kirsten, Markus to Kirsten, Markus, Kirsten.
"And who are you?" Alex asked directly looking at Kirsten.
"Oh, my names fuck, who are you?" Giving attitude she replied.
"Im his gf!"
"WHAATT? WE FUCKING BROKE UP LAST YEAR!"
"Noo. YOU JUST SAID THAT!"
"That's it Markus, bye"
"KIRSTEN, PLEASE WAIT!"
She kept running.
"Oh, don't worry Markus, your with me!"
"OI! DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Markus gave Alex a wack on the head and ran away, to hes secret hide away of misery, attempted suicide.
Dear diary~
I'm lucky I keep you in my backpack, & that I take my backpack everywhere. Diary, I'm a HORRIBLE person! I just let him .. Let me
start from the VERY beginning.
----
Kirsten & Markus sat down on the school grass eating their lunch, silently. But Markus couldn't take it.
"So, what you eating?" He wondered. She stared at him.
"Tuna" She replied.
"EEEW! I HATE tuna!"
"Can you not act so childish!"
He gazed down at his sandwich, as though he was going to spew.
"So, what aree you eating?" Kirsten guiltily asked.
"Nutella"
"Yum!"
"Take it, i feel like vomiting"
He stuffed the sandwich in her mouth.
"MARKUSS!"
"What?"
They stared at each other, then both looked away. He searched deep into his bumpack. Once he found it, he took hold of Kirstens
wrist & placed a "LOVE" bracelet on it.
"Go out with me?"
She smiled, then touched his shoulders. He took hold of her waist. They kissed, untill a bottle hit Markus's head.
"IDIOT!" She screamed and held his hand which was over his head.
"Oh dear!"
"What?" Markus was scared for a second.
"Its a lump.."
"OH BLOODY FUC .. "
She put her hand on his thigh. He gave her a puzzeled look. The bell rang & they went to class.
That very same afternoon; they walked home together, holding hands.
"Sat, me, you, park, tree" he said.
"Yeah .. Sure .. " She said sarcastically.
He smiled.
"7 am?" He insisted.
"Too early"
"6am it is!"
"Markus!"
He kissed her.
"Thanks for walking with me" he said.
"I should be saying thanks!"
"Nahh me!"
He smiled. But he let his smile lose as her hand slowly left his. He waited untill she went inside, you know, being caring. She looked in
her backpack, no key. She knocked, no one home. She turned around.
"Marrrkkuuusss .. "
"Ahuh, thats right, your coming home with me"
At Markus` house ..
"Markus you haven't changed your room a bit!"
"Was i meant to?"
She laughed.
"You know, my family isn't home"
"Does that mean I'm not supposed to be here?"
"No Kookie Monster, it means something opposite like"
"Markus, its a bit too early in our relationship"
"Ohh! Okay"
Pfft, she didn't mean that at all.
She jumped on him. He slipped her shirt off, she bit his lip.
A while later, Kirsten got a phone call from her mother. "Where are youu!!??" So she had to leave. Silly girl left Markus' shirt on, meaning,
she left hers in his room, somewhere.
Later at night, Markus' brother, Greg, walked in his room, at the time, Markus was IMing Kirsten.
"What were you doing when i was gone?"
"Stuff"
"Stuff? REALLY? Like sex?"
"What the fuck Greg, get lost"
Greg slapped Markus' back.
"Oi, bro, don't talk to me like that"
Markus was too scared to breath, untill he left the room.
Nudge
Kirsten had nudged him.
"Whoa, this afternoon was wow"
"I agreee, i liked you with no shirt"
"That reminds me .. "
"... what?"
"I left wearing your shirt"
"Fuck no!"
"Yeahh! My mum was all curious so i said my shirt got wet at school, i hope she believed it"
"Yeah, same O_O"
"Markus, ily"
"I love you too"
Kirsten has signed off
Just as he was about to sign off, someone else said hello ..
"Markus you whore!"
"Alex? WHORE?"
"Yes, its Alex! Babe i've missed you!"
"What?"
"How could you forget me!"
"I didn't, but, i found someone reasonable"
Markus has signed off
Saturday came.
Kirsten got up at 5:30. Got dressed, toothbrush, boofy hair, make up, nectarine, backpack, and left to Markus' house.
Markus got up at 4:00, he didn't get ready as he was spewing, yes, vomiting. He felt horrible. He still got dressed and everything. At 6,
Kirsten came, he opened the door. She squeezed him and they fell on the couch, doing stuff.
"Uhh, Kookiee?"
"Yeah?"
She went off him.
"I don't know if i can still go, maybe we should just stay here"
"Markus, your pale"
"Exactly, and i've been puking for the past hour"
"OHMYGOD! Lets go doctor"
"No, lets stay here, me and you"
"But, your sick"
"You don't know that, it could have been the nutella"
"Sure?"
"Yeah, lets go my room"
They moved up the stairs and into Markus' room.
"Oh yeah, heres your shirt"
"Thanks" He threw it in his wardrobe.
"Why don't you ly down and i clean your room"
"Thats okay Kookie"
"Ly down"
She was pressing him down.
He licked her neck
She let out a giggle and went off him.
"Lets start over there"
She cleaned untill 6:30, yet, not even half the room was clean"
"YOUR ROOMS IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Haha, yeah"
"Then again, so are you"
"Exactly"
"So, how you feeling?"
"Good"
"OI MARKUS YOU FUCKING FAG! COME AND EAT YOU HOPLESS CUNT!" Greg, ofcourse.
"Slaaackk!" she whispered.
"Stay here? Or come?"
"I'd rather stay"
"Ill sneak you some food"
"FUCKINGGG MARKUS YOU IDIOT! IMBOCILE! DON'T MAKE ME CHOKE YOU!"
Markus flew down the stairs. Kirsten decided to continue cleaning, very quietly.
When Markus came back, he looked even pailer.
"Babe, whats wrong?"
"Nothing, lets go"
"How?"
"Window" He pointed to the window.
They climbed down the side of the house, they ran to the east side.
They arrived at some random park.
"I gotta wee"
"Have fun"
"You betcha"
"OHHH MAARRRKKIIIIEEEEEEE!"
Alex jumped onto Markus' lap.
"ALEX! GET OFF ME!"
But Alex stayed and kissed him. But, at the wrong time. Kirsten was standing right next to them, staring.
"You, you bastard!"
Alex looked at Markus to Kirsten, Markus to Kirsten, Markus, Kirsten.
"And who are you?" Alex asked directly looking at Kirsten.
"Oh, my names fuck, who are you?" Giving attitude she replied.
"Im his gf!"
"WHAATT? WE FUCKING BROKE UP LAST YEAR!"
"Noo. YOU JUST SAID THAT!"
"That's it Markus, bye"
"KIRSTEN, PLEASE WAIT!"
She kept running.
"Oh, don't worry Markus, your with me!"
"OI! DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Markus gave Alex a wack on the head and ran away, to hes secret hide away of misery, attempted suicide.
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