Categories > Original > Humor > The Greatest Escape Vs The Longest Mistake
"Should i wipe myself, out of the history books, and mark a place in life for every chance you took" Markus sang to himself, exactly
how he felt. He didn't want to talk to ANYONE. Life at home sucks enough with an agro brother, but then for the one person he truley
loves to think he was cheating on her with someone he HATES. So, he sat on the grass, watching the waves slam into the rocks, as
though they were the greatest of enimies.
"I don't know why, we were happy" Kirsten was saying to her bestest buddie Zoe.
"Pfft, don't worry Kirsten, guys are idiotic"
"But Markus doesn't seem the type to cheat"
"Don't become soft, he cheated! Thats final, NO second chance!"
"But, what if .. "
"NO WHAT IF'S!"
"I guess your right"
"No guessing! I AM RIGHT!"
'He did, he was kissing another girl, he doesn't deseve another chance" Kirsten thought to herself.
-----
Monday morning, Markus came to school with bruises, looking trashed, feeling sad, and pale. Everyone was wondering and asking
what was wrong with him. He wouldn't reply. Though, people noticed how him and Kirsten weren't hanging out together, But, whom
else then Kirstens enemy to spread a lie, a rumor.
`KIRSTEN BROKE UP WITH MARKUS WHILE ON A DINNER DATE!
`SHE THREW HIM DOWN A HILL THEN BROKE UP WITH HIM!
`SHE WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH HIM SO SHE GOT PEOPLE TO BASH HIM!
Yup, everyone believed her, except for Zoe, for Zoe was a true friend.
Although, Kirsten thought that Markus made them up, so she hated him MORE!
'Stupid Markus, GAHH! thinks hes better than the world, makes out with a fucking random, and makes everyone hate me, AHH!' She
really didn't enjoy life at the moment. Her phone beeped, she had gotten a message.
`Please, i'm sorry, Alex just jumped on me and wouldn't get off, its really isn't my fault, even though you think it is, Please forgive
me - Markus'
Kirsten was stunned, she didn't believe him, but she REALLY wanted to.
`Markus, no, just no, not only do i not know weather your telling me the truth, but like, you lied'
`I lied? How the fuck did I lie?'
`Getting people to bash you, pushing you down a hill? Seriously, your so immature'
`Wtf? What are you on about?'
`Stop acting clueless! You know exactly what im on about'
`To be honest, i don't, and i don't think i want to, and it seems as though you don't want to forgive me, so i guess you wont, i'm just
going to give up, don't bother replying, i wont read it, bye'
'PFFT! I'll see him tomorrow' she said to herself.
But she didn't, nor the next, neither the next, not even for the next two weeks, STRAIGHT.
"Zoe, somethings wrong with Markus" Kirsten whined.
"Hasn't there always been?"
"No, hes missing, literally can't be found"
"Hes probably sick at home"
"No, i've passed his house"
"Your so DESPERATE!"
"I am not! Im just, you know, worried"
Zoe gave her a -______- look. "Sure"
That afternoon, alone, Kirsten set out to look for Markus. Firstly she messaged him.
`Markus where are you?'
`Where do you think?'
`Uh, somewhere?'
`Oh, very smart'
`Seriously Markus, im worried'
`Pfft, you dont care'
`I do, but, you hurt me'
`Yeah, just leave me alone, im behind a rock, the bunny one, don't come'
`You suck, i'm coming'
She set off to bunny rock. She found him there, doing something.
"MARKUS YOU LOSTIE! WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
"Stuff, & you?"
"Markus, this isn't funny"
"Yes it is! ITS ALWAYS FUNNY!"
She sat down next to him.
"Sorry kookie"
Before she could even think of replying, they were handcuffed.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Kirsten screamed.
"Shut up fucker" One of the handcuffers said while he slapped his hand around Kirstens mouth, blocking he from speaking.
She looked at Markus, he was just standing there quietly staring at hes shoes. Kirsten felt sad, and pissed that now, shes kidnapped.
GREEEAAATTT!
The kidnappers stuffed them into a cell kind of set and left them there.
how he felt. He didn't want to talk to ANYONE. Life at home sucks enough with an agro brother, but then for the one person he truley
loves to think he was cheating on her with someone he HATES. So, he sat on the grass, watching the waves slam into the rocks, as
though they were the greatest of enimies.
"I don't know why, we were happy" Kirsten was saying to her bestest buddie Zoe.
"Pfft, don't worry Kirsten, guys are idiotic"
"But Markus doesn't seem the type to cheat"
"Don't become soft, he cheated! Thats final, NO second chance!"
"But, what if .. "
"NO WHAT IF'S!"
"I guess your right"
"No guessing! I AM RIGHT!"
'He did, he was kissing another girl, he doesn't deseve another chance" Kirsten thought to herself.
-----
Monday morning, Markus came to school with bruises, looking trashed, feeling sad, and pale. Everyone was wondering and asking
what was wrong with him. He wouldn't reply. Though, people noticed how him and Kirsten weren't hanging out together, But, whom
else then Kirstens enemy to spread a lie, a rumor.
`KIRSTEN BROKE UP WITH MARKUS WHILE ON A DINNER DATE!
`SHE THREW HIM DOWN A HILL THEN BROKE UP WITH HIM!
`SHE WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH HIM SO SHE GOT PEOPLE TO BASH HIM!
Yup, everyone believed her, except for Zoe, for Zoe was a true friend.
Although, Kirsten thought that Markus made them up, so she hated him MORE!
'Stupid Markus, GAHH! thinks hes better than the world, makes out with a fucking random, and makes everyone hate me, AHH!' She
really didn't enjoy life at the moment. Her phone beeped, she had gotten a message.
`Please, i'm sorry, Alex just jumped on me and wouldn't get off, its really isn't my fault, even though you think it is, Please forgive
me - Markus'
Kirsten was stunned, she didn't believe him, but she REALLY wanted to.
`Markus, no, just no, not only do i not know weather your telling me the truth, but like, you lied'
`I lied? How the fuck did I lie?'
`Getting people to bash you, pushing you down a hill? Seriously, your so immature'
`Wtf? What are you on about?'
`Stop acting clueless! You know exactly what im on about'
`To be honest, i don't, and i don't think i want to, and it seems as though you don't want to forgive me, so i guess you wont, i'm just
going to give up, don't bother replying, i wont read it, bye'
'PFFT! I'll see him tomorrow' she said to herself.
But she didn't, nor the next, neither the next, not even for the next two weeks, STRAIGHT.
"Zoe, somethings wrong with Markus" Kirsten whined.
"Hasn't there always been?"
"No, hes missing, literally can't be found"
"Hes probably sick at home"
"No, i've passed his house"
"Your so DESPERATE!"
"I am not! Im just, you know, worried"
Zoe gave her a -______- look. "Sure"
That afternoon, alone, Kirsten set out to look for Markus. Firstly she messaged him.
`Markus where are you?'
`Where do you think?'
`Uh, somewhere?'
`Oh, very smart'
`Seriously Markus, im worried'
`Pfft, you dont care'
`I do, but, you hurt me'
`Yeah, just leave me alone, im behind a rock, the bunny one, don't come'
`You suck, i'm coming'
She set off to bunny rock. She found him there, doing something.
"MARKUS YOU LOSTIE! WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
"Stuff, & you?"
"Markus, this isn't funny"
"Yes it is! ITS ALWAYS FUNNY!"
She sat down next to him.
"Sorry kookie"
Before she could even think of replying, they were handcuffed.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Kirsten screamed.
"Shut up fucker" One of the handcuffers said while he slapped his hand around Kirstens mouth, blocking he from speaking.
She looked at Markus, he was just standing there quietly staring at hes shoes. Kirsten felt sad, and pissed that now, shes kidnapped.
GREEEAAATTT!
The kidnappers stuffed them into a cell kind of set and left them there.
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