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"Gahh! I can't believe i'm stuck here .. WITH YOU!"
"Oh c'mon babe, i'm not THAAAT bad!"
"Ohh yess! Not badd at all!"
"Seriously, what did I do thats sooooo bad?"
"Hmm, well for one you ask me out, to then cheat on me, two, with some RANDOM. Three, make everyone AGAINST ME! Four,
get me STUCK here & five .. STILL CALL ME BABE!"
"Pfftt ... I didn't even do half those things".
"Shut up Markus, shut up and kiss me .. "
Dear Diary~
Why? I Just asked, and let him. I'm the biggest, most DESPERATE sucker i could ever meet. But, how could i resist? Still, ahh! I
Don't know anymore. So, here we are, Markus and I, locked up in some cell, me writing and him, well i don't know, i think hes
looking out the striped cell window. He really is beautiful, OHMYGOD, he just gazed at me with those precious blue silver eyes.
Why is he so gorgeous? He wants to say something, i can tell, i better pack you up, bye.
"I'm sorry" Markus blurted out.
"For what?"
He came closer, make the difference between quite narrow.
"For everything you thought i did, and for getting you in here, and what i just did right now"
"What do you mean by 'thought'? and what you just did, i asked, you shouldn't feel sorry, to be honest, i enjoyed it"
"Do you really think i cheated? On my ex? Who i actually did dump?'
"Seems as though .."
He smirked. "You do believe me"
"NO!"
Hes smirk became greater.
Hes jeans vibrated, because of his phone being in hes pants. He had recieved a message,
`ASSSHOOOLLLEEE! Come home aleady loserr, mum wont start dinner without you. - Greg'
"SHIT!" Markus exclaimed.
"What?"
"Read"
"MARKUS! MESSAGE BACK! LET HIM GET US!"
"Oh yeahh, let him know where we are"
"Oh, dont get sarcastic"
" .. Sorry"
He decided to reply.
`Sorry, im kind of in a situation, im locked in some cellar in carlton woods'
`Wtf bro? Seriously? WTF? Alone?'
`No .. with someone, look for us?'
Greg didnt reply and Kirsten didnt talk for 10 mintes straight.
Until ..
"Markus, what happened?"
"Alex .. runied my life .. AGAIN"
"Huh?"
"Well, shes my ex right, well, ex because we were arranged .. for marriage, i hated her, she loved me, but my dad hated the idea
and called it off, but she didnt like it"
"You know Markus, your really intricate"
She touched his hand, he immediantly looked at her knowing what she had in mind, but before he achieved it for her, he looked at
her wrist.
"Your still wearing it"
"Of course"
Now, they kissed, it started to pour, hail and thunder. They still didn't stop, they knew they were alone.
"MARRRKKKUUUUUSSSSSS!!"
Markus and Kirsten stopped quick. It was Greg. HE FOUND THEM! Markus ran to the poles which acted as a force that kept them
locked in. Greg was soaked.
"Are you alright? I was worried"
"Yeah, though ill be better if i came out"
Greg was strong, very strong, so he bent the poles and out came Markus. He recieved a hug from hes brother. Unbelievable. But,
once Kirsten came out, Greg was shocked. He came closer and examined.
"Whats your name?"
"Uh, Kirsten"
"Hm .. related to Markus how?"
"Best friends"
"Nothing more?"
"No"
"But you want to right?"
"Huh?"
"Your obviously craving him"
"I am?"
"I can tell"
"Oh, um, okay"
"Well .. "
"Yeah?"
"Go for it!"
"Now?"
"YES NOW!"
"Greg, this isnt nessesary" Markus butted in.
"Yous have already kissed, you suck at keeping things secret"
"Greg, wtf?"
"NOW BRO NOW!"
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
And they did, but fear made it last 10 seconds.
"Pft, yous are pathetic, lets go" Greg said.
They left.
"Oh c'mon babe, i'm not THAAAT bad!"
"Ohh yess! Not badd at all!"
"Seriously, what did I do thats sooooo bad?"
"Hmm, well for one you ask me out, to then cheat on me, two, with some RANDOM. Three, make everyone AGAINST ME! Four,
get me STUCK here & five .. STILL CALL ME BABE!"
"Pfftt ... I didn't even do half those things".
"Shut up Markus, shut up and kiss me .. "
Dear Diary~
Why? I Just asked, and let him. I'm the biggest, most DESPERATE sucker i could ever meet. But, how could i resist? Still, ahh! I
Don't know anymore. So, here we are, Markus and I, locked up in some cell, me writing and him, well i don't know, i think hes
looking out the striped cell window. He really is beautiful, OHMYGOD, he just gazed at me with those precious blue silver eyes.
Why is he so gorgeous? He wants to say something, i can tell, i better pack you up, bye.
"I'm sorry" Markus blurted out.
"For what?"
He came closer, make the difference between quite narrow.
"For everything you thought i did, and for getting you in here, and what i just did right now"
"What do you mean by 'thought'? and what you just did, i asked, you shouldn't feel sorry, to be honest, i enjoyed it"
"Do you really think i cheated? On my ex? Who i actually did dump?'
"Seems as though .."
He smirked. "You do believe me"
"NO!"
Hes smirk became greater.
Hes jeans vibrated, because of his phone being in hes pants. He had recieved a message,
`ASSSHOOOLLLEEE! Come home aleady loserr, mum wont start dinner without you. - Greg'
"SHIT!" Markus exclaimed.
"What?"
"Read"
"MARKUS! MESSAGE BACK! LET HIM GET US!"
"Oh yeahh, let him know where we are"
"Oh, dont get sarcastic"
" .. Sorry"
He decided to reply.
`Sorry, im kind of in a situation, im locked in some cellar in carlton woods'
`Wtf bro? Seriously? WTF? Alone?'
`No .. with someone, look for us?'
Greg didnt reply and Kirsten didnt talk for 10 mintes straight.
Until ..
"Markus, what happened?"
"Alex .. runied my life .. AGAIN"
"Huh?"
"Well, shes my ex right, well, ex because we were arranged .. for marriage, i hated her, she loved me, but my dad hated the idea
and called it off, but she didnt like it"
"You know Markus, your really intricate"
She touched his hand, he immediantly looked at her knowing what she had in mind, but before he achieved it for her, he looked at
her wrist.
"Your still wearing it"
"Of course"
Now, they kissed, it started to pour, hail and thunder. They still didn't stop, they knew they were alone.
"MARRRKKKUUUUUSSSSSS!!"
Markus and Kirsten stopped quick. It was Greg. HE FOUND THEM! Markus ran to the poles which acted as a force that kept them
locked in. Greg was soaked.
"Are you alright? I was worried"
"Yeah, though ill be better if i came out"
Greg was strong, very strong, so he bent the poles and out came Markus. He recieved a hug from hes brother. Unbelievable. But,
once Kirsten came out, Greg was shocked. He came closer and examined.
"Whats your name?"
"Uh, Kirsten"
"Hm .. related to Markus how?"
"Best friends"
"Nothing more?"
"No"
"But you want to right?"
"Huh?"
"Your obviously craving him"
"I am?"
"I can tell"
"Oh, um, okay"
"Well .. "
"Yeah?"
"Go for it!"
"Now?"
"YES NOW!"
"Greg, this isnt nessesary" Markus butted in.
"Yous have already kissed, you suck at keeping things secret"
"Greg, wtf?"
"NOW BRO NOW!"
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
And they did, but fear made it last 10 seconds.
"Pft, yous are pathetic, lets go" Greg said.
They left.
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