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****LANGUAGE***** A plot to make him say sorry is pretty dumb right? It will get better.
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The Lies He Told
One prank phone call turns into a heated romance; but one simple lie could cost Avery her life
“Yeah… we’re sorry about that” Marissa apologized…again
Me? Oh; I just sat there; for all I know; Gerards the one who owes the apology. After hearing Marissa go on and on about the apology; I realized that what Gerard was saying was so wrong and he owes us big time
“Avery,” she clenched her teeth “Say you’re sorry”
“Nope”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Because that bonehead over there owes us an apology”
Gerard turned to me “Why?”
“Hello? Does the peanut in your head get any thought reception? You pretty much said we were whores who wanted to fuck Frank’s brains out and the cut off his dick and serve it on a plate. Last time I checked; that’s pretty rude to say about someone you don’t even know”
“And? You called him to talk about bitch assness; which isn’t even real”
“Correction; the smart one over here is the one who called; not me”
“It was your idea”
“And how would you know?! Been on a stalking spree?”
“NO. You’re just the type of smart ass that would come up with some shit like that!”
“At least I'm smart! You’re just peanut brain with a pair of numb nuts!!”
“Prove it!”
“Fine! I’ll just go ask someone you fucked up lately!!”
I stood up “Hey; yeah; old lady!! Does this jack ass over here have-“
Marissa yanked my arm down “Avery! That woman looks eighty-three years old! Stop this”
“I'm only proving a fact”
“What fact?!?” she whispered “That you’re a three year old in a nineteen year old body?!!?”
I huffed; crossing my arms tightly around my chest “Fine”
Marissa sat up; smiling as though nothing happened and continued with her apology
“Like I was saying; we’re sorry this ever happened; we never meant to bother you”
“Its no big deal” Frank smiled
“Well; I'm sure Avery over here is sorry too”
I grunted; shifting my head over to the window. What the nerve of some guys! All they think about is goddamn sex… and boobs and beer… oh just let me get my hands around that pig headed over sized lumpy grainy ugly neck of his…
“Avery!” Marissa shook my shoulder
“Huh? What?”
“Don’t you owe this man an apology?”
“For what!!? Being born?! Small brain?! Enlarged nose!?”
“No!! For saying all those things to him!”
“Oh shut up Marissa; you never act this grown up”
“Well now it’s time Avery; apologize to this man”
“Man?”
“Now!!”
“Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag, just SHUT UP ALREADY!”
“Temper, temper, temper Avery”
“I’ll show you temper”
All of the sudden my head found it’s way to the back of Marissa’s head
“What’d you do that for!?!”
“Temper, temper, temper Avery… well look; I gotta go pee now so if you excuse me” I mocked; sitting up and heading for the woman’s restrooms.
I looked at my reflection in the mirror
My brown hair was messed up; my normally pale cheeks were now flustered; my grey eyes were drowsy… plain and simple; I looked pissed
Well; that Gerard kid better get his act straight and apologize for what he did! Because I sure as hell won’t. Why would he even go and say stuff like that about someone he doesn’t even know; I mean come on!
Well; maybe I am getting a little worked up over nothing but it still makes no excuse.
I am not a whore!
I am not a whore!
“I AM NOT A WHORE!”
I smiled at myself; I don’t think the lady’s in the other stalls did; but I sure came up with a plan to make him apologize
Though it might take awhile…
But I'm sure; knowing Marissa; she gave Frank her phone number; hoping to get that one chance; he’ll call once; regret he did; then dump her
She’ll give up (again); eat two gallons of ice cream; cry on my shoulder; finish off six wine bottles; try to drive; get arrested then I’ll be the one driving all the way to the police office; saving her retarded ass; driving all the way back; letting her sleep over
She’ll lose her keys the next day; wine about her cat and not having a boyfriend; get bored; call someone; get drunk and go to some party while I'm home alone watching MTV…
…I'm tired already…
Well; at least ill have something to do while my little Marissa goes through her love cycle again.
I walked out of the restroom and walked over to the table
“Marissa; lets go”
“But I-“
“Go”
”Yeah but-“
“Let me explain. Avery tired; Avery sleep; sleep good; Avery don’t go until Marissa do; Marissa don’t go; Avery no sleep; Avery no sleep not good”
Gerard stared at me “Why you speak funny?”
“Shut up”
“Avery; come on!”
“Either you unglue yourself from Frank and get your white ass into the passenger seat of my car or I just leave all alone with two goons who were talking about one, arresting and two, fucking you and no ones going to help you out in here because they all know I'm with you; and frankly; they hate me.”
She sighed “Fine; bye Frankie”
“Bye Frankie swanky snuggly pooh” I teased “Ill miss your sweet lushes… OW! Ok; bye guys”
I smiled at myself… this is going to be a fun year
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Not the best one
I know
But it’s like… 12:00am and my eyes hurt and my brain is all dried up and cripple and stuff…
Lol
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One prank phone call turns into a heated romance; but one simple lie could cost Avery her life
“Yeah… we’re sorry about that” Marissa apologized…again
Me? Oh; I just sat there; for all I know; Gerards the one who owes the apology. After hearing Marissa go on and on about the apology; I realized that what Gerard was saying was so wrong and he owes us big time
“Avery,” she clenched her teeth “Say you’re sorry”
“Nope”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Because that bonehead over there owes us an apology”
Gerard turned to me “Why?”
“Hello? Does the peanut in your head get any thought reception? You pretty much said we were whores who wanted to fuck Frank’s brains out and the cut off his dick and serve it on a plate. Last time I checked; that’s pretty rude to say about someone you don’t even know”
“And? You called him to talk about bitch assness; which isn’t even real”
“Correction; the smart one over here is the one who called; not me”
“It was your idea”
“And how would you know?! Been on a stalking spree?”
“NO. You’re just the type of smart ass that would come up with some shit like that!”
“At least I'm smart! You’re just peanut brain with a pair of numb nuts!!”
“Prove it!”
“Fine! I’ll just go ask someone you fucked up lately!!”
I stood up “Hey; yeah; old lady!! Does this jack ass over here have-“
Marissa yanked my arm down “Avery! That woman looks eighty-three years old! Stop this”
“I'm only proving a fact”
“What fact?!?” she whispered “That you’re a three year old in a nineteen year old body?!!?”
I huffed; crossing my arms tightly around my chest “Fine”
Marissa sat up; smiling as though nothing happened and continued with her apology
“Like I was saying; we’re sorry this ever happened; we never meant to bother you”
“Its no big deal” Frank smiled
“Well; I'm sure Avery over here is sorry too”
I grunted; shifting my head over to the window. What the nerve of some guys! All they think about is goddamn sex… and boobs and beer… oh just let me get my hands around that pig headed over sized lumpy grainy ugly neck of his…
“Avery!” Marissa shook my shoulder
“Huh? What?”
“Don’t you owe this man an apology?”
“For what!!? Being born?! Small brain?! Enlarged nose!?”
“No!! For saying all those things to him!”
“Oh shut up Marissa; you never act this grown up”
“Well now it’s time Avery; apologize to this man”
“Man?”
“Now!!”
“Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag, just SHUT UP ALREADY!”
“Temper, temper, temper Avery”
“I’ll show you temper”
All of the sudden my head found it’s way to the back of Marissa’s head
“What’d you do that for!?!”
“Temper, temper, temper Avery… well look; I gotta go pee now so if you excuse me” I mocked; sitting up and heading for the woman’s restrooms.
I looked at my reflection in the mirror
My brown hair was messed up; my normally pale cheeks were now flustered; my grey eyes were drowsy… plain and simple; I looked pissed
Well; that Gerard kid better get his act straight and apologize for what he did! Because I sure as hell won’t. Why would he even go and say stuff like that about someone he doesn’t even know; I mean come on!
Well; maybe I am getting a little worked up over nothing but it still makes no excuse.
I am not a whore!
I am not a whore!
“I AM NOT A WHORE!”
I smiled at myself; I don’t think the lady’s in the other stalls did; but I sure came up with a plan to make him apologize
Though it might take awhile…
But I'm sure; knowing Marissa; she gave Frank her phone number; hoping to get that one chance; he’ll call once; regret he did; then dump her
She’ll give up (again); eat two gallons of ice cream; cry on my shoulder; finish off six wine bottles; try to drive; get arrested then I’ll be the one driving all the way to the police office; saving her retarded ass; driving all the way back; letting her sleep over
She’ll lose her keys the next day; wine about her cat and not having a boyfriend; get bored; call someone; get drunk and go to some party while I'm home alone watching MTV…
…I'm tired already…
Well; at least ill have something to do while my little Marissa goes through her love cycle again.
I walked out of the restroom and walked over to the table
“Marissa; lets go”
“But I-“
“Go”
”Yeah but-“
“Let me explain. Avery tired; Avery sleep; sleep good; Avery don’t go until Marissa do; Marissa don’t go; Avery no sleep; Avery no sleep not good”
Gerard stared at me “Why you speak funny?”
“Shut up”
“Avery; come on!”
“Either you unglue yourself from Frank and get your white ass into the passenger seat of my car or I just leave all alone with two goons who were talking about one, arresting and two, fucking you and no ones going to help you out in here because they all know I'm with you; and frankly; they hate me.”
She sighed “Fine; bye Frankie”
“Bye Frankie swanky snuggly pooh” I teased “Ill miss your sweet lushes… OW! Ok; bye guys”
I smiled at myself… this is going to be a fun year
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not the best one
I know
But it’s like… 12:00am and my eyes hurt and my brain is all dried up and cripple and stuff…
Lol
Rate Review and I will LOVE YOU!!! BTW; thank you guys SOSOSO MUCH 4 the reviews!! ILY!!
TTLY!!! -Kazmirra
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