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My poor Avery has thoughts on how her 'night' will be (If enough reveiws; i will put another chapy to make up for yesterday)
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The Lies He Told
One prank phone call turns into a heated romance; but one simple lie could cost Avery her life
“Shut up! Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!!! I DON’T CARE MARISSA!!”
Okay; so my little prediction was wrong; he actually called; he actually asked her out on the date; he actually didn’t hate her and now they are officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Which; if you asked me; is down right sickening
“Oh lighten up Avery”
”Lighten up Avery,” I mocked “Marissa; it’s been three days now; you wont shut up about that goddamn munchkin!”
“Don’t hate cuz you aint got no date”
“Please; if I wanted one; I’d get one”
“Prove it”
“Prove what?”
”That you can get a date anytime you want”
”I can't”
“Why the hell not?”
“Cuz we’re in a house”
“State the obvious smart one”
“I just did”
“Well anyways; me and Frankie are going on a date to the night club tonight; come back with a date; I give you fifty dollars and a trip out to eat”
”Nice one?”
”Yes. Nicest in the town. Now if you lose; which I'm pretty sure you will; you take me out; deal with my Frankie rants; and you streak all over the apartment, screaming”
“Fine,” Okay, crazy right? Nah; I never lose my bets; plus; I need a good fifty bucks; cell phones bills you know? “It’s on my silly duck”
“I'm not a duck”
“Fooled me”
“What?”
“I said shower time”
“How-“
“Bye-bye”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that evening~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey Marissa; what is this white stuff? Cottage cheese?”
“I don’t know; try it”
I licked the butter knife
“OH MY GOD!”
I quickly spit the ‘cottage cheese’ out into the sink
“Well… what was it?”
I made a sour face “Cream cheese…”
“…Ewe”
After gulping down a glass of water; I picked up the phone and dialed Frank’s number
“Hello?”
“Hey Gerard; Frank there?”
“Yeah”
There was a quick pause
“Hello?”
”Hey Frankie; what time you coming to pick us up?”
”Uh; we’re leaving now; we’ll be there soon”
“Okay”
”I love you”
I laughed… on the inside; he really thinks I'm Marissa, HA! I wouldn’t wanna be that loser for a million bucks
“I love you too”
“Bye”
”Bye-bye love”
I hung up and pulled out a magazine up from under the couch
Marissa walked into the room “Who was that?”
“Frank”
“Well why’d you say I love you and bye-bye love?”
”CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND!!”
”Really?!”
”No”
“DAMNIT AVERY!!”
I laughed and walked into my room.
Okay; I know for a double fact that tonight will be awkward. Marissa and Frank are dating; me and Gerard are not. So I predict that we are going to be the lone wolves in the pack; watching and puking while the two lions fiercely suck in each others face.
It’s disgusting
Well; another prediction is I’ll get bored and go to a bar; drink till I can't see if the person is a male or female; get rapped; laugh and then pass out; wake up the next morning with my savior next to me with his muslin arms; his long brown hair; his six pack and his dreamy eyes. Then I wake up from my dream and be next to some fat dude who’s answering his mom “NO! I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT; I'M TIRED!” and I’ll scream; call Marissa and she’ll just laugh and wont let me forget it.
There’s my sulky night for you; enjoy…
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Aw; my poor Avery!
Well; that’s my bad little chapter
I hope you liked it a bit :/
Um; if I can; and get enough reviews in the next couple of hours; I’ll put up another chapter; if not; your gonna have to wait for tomorrow so you guys better get your reviews on!
TTLY!!!
Kazmirra
One prank phone call turns into a heated romance; but one simple lie could cost Avery her life
“Shut up! Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!!!!! I DON’T CARE MARISSA!!”
Okay; so my little prediction was wrong; he actually called; he actually asked her out on the date; he actually didn’t hate her and now they are officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
Which; if you asked me; is down right sickening
“Oh lighten up Avery”
”Lighten up Avery,” I mocked “Marissa; it’s been three days now; you wont shut up about that goddamn munchkin!”
“Don’t hate cuz you aint got no date”
“Please; if I wanted one; I’d get one”
“Prove it”
“Prove what?”
”That you can get a date anytime you want”
”I can't”
“Why the hell not?”
“Cuz we’re in a house”
“State the obvious smart one”
“I just did”
“Well anyways; me and Frankie are going on a date to the night club tonight; come back with a date; I give you fifty dollars and a trip out to eat”
”Nice one?”
”Yes. Nicest in the town. Now if you lose; which I'm pretty sure you will; you take me out; deal with my Frankie rants; and you streak all over the apartment, screaming”
“Fine,” Okay, crazy right? Nah; I never lose my bets; plus; I need a good fifty bucks; cell phones bills you know? “It’s on my silly duck”
“I'm not a duck”
“Fooled me”
“What?”
“I said shower time”
“How-“
“Bye-bye”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Later that evening~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Hey Marissa; what is this white stuff? Cottage cheese?”
“I don’t know; try it”
I licked the butter knife
“OH MY GOD!”
I quickly spit the ‘cottage cheese’ out into the sink
“Well… what was it?”
I made a sour face “Cream cheese…”
“…Ewe”
After gulping down a glass of water; I picked up the phone and dialed Frank’s number
“Hello?”
“Hey Gerard; Frank there?”
“Yeah”
There was a quick pause
“Hello?”
”Hey Frankie; what time you coming to pick us up?”
”Uh; we’re leaving now; we’ll be there soon”
“Okay”
”I love you”
I laughed… on the inside; he really thinks I'm Marissa, HA! I wouldn’t wanna be that loser for a million bucks
“I love you too”
“Bye”
”Bye-bye love”
I hung up and pulled out a magazine up from under the couch
Marissa walked into the room “Who was that?”
“Frank”
“Well why’d you say I love you and bye-bye love?”
”CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND!!”
”Really?!”
”No”
“DAMNIT AVERY!!”
I laughed and walked into my room.
Okay; I know for a double fact that tonight will be awkward. Marissa and Frank are dating; me and Gerard are not. So I predict that we are going to be the lone wolves in the pack; watching and puking while the two lions fiercely suck in each others face.
It’s disgusting
Well; another prediction is I’ll get bored and go to a bar; drink till I can't see if the person is a male or female; get rapped; laugh and then pass out; wake up the next morning with my savior next to me with his muslin arms; his long brown hair; his six pack and his dreamy eyes. Then I wake up from my dream and be next to some fat dude who’s answering his mom “NO! I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT; I'M TIRED!” and I’ll scream; call Marissa and she’ll just laugh and wont let me forget it.
There’s my sulky night for you; enjoy…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aw; my poor Avery!
Well; that’s my bad little chapter
I hope you liked it a bit :/
Um; if I can; and get enough reviews in the next couple of hours; I’ll put up another chapter; if not; your gonna have to wait for tomorrow so you guys better get your reviews on!
TTLY!!!
Kazmirra
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