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Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Published: 2008-03-23 - Updated: 2008-03-23 - 1010 words
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The Lies He Told

One prank phone call turns into a heated romance; but one simple lie could cost Avery her life




We arrived at the ‘night club’ not too long ago
Two words
It sucks
I mean; I don’t know what was going through Frankie’s mind but whatever I was, was NOT normal
What night club has a bunch of OLD PEOPLE?!?
And what night club has one goddamn bar??
AND WHO THE HELL PLAYS BINGO???
Oh I know
A retirement home

Marissa turned in her chair
“Avery, cheer up”
“Marissa, shut up. You brought me to a retirement home”
“I know; I'm sorry, it wasn’t supposed to be this way”
”Really? What; where they supposed to be dead instead?”
“AVERY!!”
“What’d I do?”
She huffed and turned back around
I leaned my head on my fist and sighed. Apparently Gerard was thinking the same thing I was because he was snoring and drooling all over the place. This is worse than my collage… and it’s pretty hard to beat school boredom. Speaking of school; I think I go back soon.

“Avery; let’s get out of here”
I looked over and saw Gerard whipping the drool off his chin
“I don’t feel like getting up now”
“And I don’t feel like hearing goddamn old farts talking about how there dentures fall into the punch”
“It happens”
“Avery; come on, I want to go smoke and those two over there are sucking in each others faces”
I cringed a bit, “Fine, but not because I want to”
“Didn’t think so”

~~~~~~~~~~Outside~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aw damn it
It’s snowing
And I was smart enough not to bring my flipping coat
Great
“Hey, you want my coat?”
Aw look
He’s trying to be nice…

Well he can shove it up his ass
“No, I'm good”
There was a long pause,
Actually; the snow was nice, all white covering the ground, Christmas lights all over the place. It’s pretty romantic and soothing. You know; being alone with Gerard in the snow…

It’s not like I would admit it though; I mean come on; it’s not like I like Gerard Way with his long black hair and hazel eyes
Psh; who would like that?
And his muscles and his style and his smoky fragrance
I mean, I-I wouldn’t like that…
Please; if I needed a guy; I’d get one…
“OH SHIT!”
Gerard turned around in surprise, “What?”
“Um… it’s nothing”
The goddamn bet! I forgot all about it! Oh, what am I going to do?! I am NOT bringing an old fart home, that’s for sure.
But,
There is Gerard…

No. No, no, no, not him; I don’t like him; I don’t like him at all…
Right?
Yea, right, I don’t.
I’d bring Grandpa Fred home before I’d bring this perverted butter-ball

“Hello?”
“What?”
He sighed “You spaced out”
“Sorry”
“What were you think about?”
“Nothing”
“Really?”
”Yea”
”Really, really?”
“Yea, yea”
”Really, really, really?”
“Fuck it Gerard, fuck it”
“Fuck what?”
“Grandpa Fred”
“Ew; old people STI’s”
I laughed, you had to admit, that one was good
“You are a nasty little boy”
“Little?”
“In the pants”
He shoved me “Fucker”
“Virgin, thank you very much”
“Really?”
I nodded
Now how the hell did we get into the conversation?!
“I don’t know”
Did I just say my thoughts out loud?
“What?”
“About Christmas”
“You are random Gerard.”
“How?”
”We were talking about virgin and then you say you don’t know about Christmas”
”Well I don’t. We’re having a party over at my house. You know; Frankie and Bob and Ray. My mom, me of course and some family. But I don’t know if I should show up…”
Where is this going? “Why the hell not?!”
“That’s the problem; I don’t know”
I sighed “You are confusing”
“So?”
I shivered “It’s getting cold so I'm going back into the old people home, okay?”
“Fine”
I opened the door and walked inside.
I don’t like Gerard Way
I don’t like Gerard Way
I promised myself I wouldn’t
So I don’t…
Right?

~~~~~Later…~~~~~~

I sprawled out onto my bed. My mind was racing with thoughts of earlier.
I don’t like Gerard
I don’t like Gerard
I do not like Gerard whatever his middle name is Way
I just do not
It’s so not in my nature to like bad boys. I'm that type of bad ass girl who likes the guys she can never get.
Like those popular guys or the mysterious ones. I mean; Gerard is a bit mysterious but… I just don’t like him.
Maybe…
Nah; not possible


I turned onto my side; staring blankly at the red numbers
‘3:29 am’
Great… I have to get up tomorrow to…uh… do something.
Why is life so hard??!

~~~~Good groggy Morning to you~~~~

I rolled off of my stomach and let the smell of burnt bacon and roasted eggs enter my nose
It’s not pleasant when Marissa tries to cook breakfast by herself
It’s just not
Most of the time I'm awakened by the sound of the smoke alarm and yelling neighbors
But not this time
Just rotten eggs and bacon
I wonder if Gerard can bake well

I rolled off my bed and walked towards the kitchen
“Marissa… no one but you can make eggs smell like feet”
“I'm sorry?!”
I widened my eyes and looked at the man
Why the HELL is HE in my HOUSE??!!!
“MARISSA!!!!!!!!!” I screamed
It one thing to have him in my house but its another to have him use MY stove in HIS
underwear…

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Ello!
Sorry, the power was out for quite some time so I couldn’t really update!! I'm SORRY!!! But please review! It’ll keep me alive bats eyelashes
TTLY!!!!! Kazmirra
(P.s. Ray, bob, mikey and all will come in, in later chapys, k?)
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