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When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) FenrisWolf 2008-03-02
"How cuddly is a vampire?"
"Not very."
ROFLMAO!!!!
If he hadn't been snoozing in his thermostacially controlled, electrically-heated-to-his-body-temperature bed, I'm pretty sure I would have Scared The Cat as well. Leaving no stone unturned in his quest to keep Hermione cuddly is proof positive that Harry's hormones have his priorities in the right place. Best chuckle I've had in a while! And I can hardly wait to see what happens next.
PS -- what Pansy is being subjected to as a result of her attack on Hermione couldn't be happening to a more deserving bitch, unless Trixie joined her as a bunkmate.....When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) thenewestmarauder 2008-03-02
Thats better. And you're making Hermione of use to the Brotherhood. Could be her in. Keep writing your doing goodWhen Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) dennisud 2008-03-02
Wow What a unique look at the HP series.
Adding the Brotherhood and their infighting to this sure stirred the hornets nest. But I am very sad over what happened to Hermione. as you know H/Hr is my favorite ship so even though I'm getting real enjoyment reading this her injuries and prognosis sucks.
BTW are you angling Luna as her sister/wife or maybe her replacement?
dennisud
P.S. Give Pansy and Draco a just and similar punishment! Its only fair.Author's response
I'm keeping all of Luna's options open!
"T"When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) sparky40sw 2008-03-02
almost adequate for stupid Pansy, not really harsh enough for stupid Draco, and I get the feeling the Brothers are going to get their 'superior' knowledge handed to them in a bushel basket - Had the scientific method been invented and codified before ANY of them, muggle born, became an adult??
great story - thanksWhen Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) Wonderbee31 2008-03-03
Hmm, nice way for Harry to point out to the Brotherhood that maybe they're not as all-wise as they'd like to think, much like Dumbledore it seems. Pansy, I want to feel sorry for her, but she sowed what she reaped, and I'd bet that she's regretting being that stupid everyday she's working for Tom and his crew.When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) lycus 2008-03-05
Well, my first thoughts when hermione was injured were of course make a horcrux. But you just had to throw that right out for now. but what I really wanted to know is how are the weasleys taking the news that hermione granger is now hermione potter. and since not that much can happen beacause sirius is already free, will the tri-wizard tournament still happen. and what is lunas' reaction to all of this.When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) Wolfric 2008-03-08
I continue to enjoy your fine story. I can't decide if it works better for Hermione to find something overlooked by generations of male practitioners or simply discover why it has always been that way. I expect you have an opinion on the matter; which is far more to the point than mine. Thanks for writing. W.When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) morriganscrow 2008-03-09
I do hope there's a contingency plan to pull Hermione's chestnuts out of the fire - properly. Maybe she'd be willing to use either Pansy or Draco to make her Horcrux....
This continues to be an enthralling story. Keep up the great work.When Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) dogbertcarroll 2008-03-09
I almost feel sorry for Pansy, but I am really surprised that her family didn't turn her over and instead paid the money.
"How cuddly is a vampire?" he demanded.
snickerWhen Vernon Didn't Miss
(#) Dragen 2008-04-07
So Hermione is going to be turned into a vampire if she can work out the Horcrux, and Harry is going to make a Horcrux when he joins the brotherhood. :D Also Harry can take another wife if he wants. (I hope Luna) I like what Harry did Draco!
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