Vamp-Jesse's final thoughts
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history?
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret readi...
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
My name is Harry, and I started life alone in a cupboard. Then I made a wonderful discovery; all of life is a joke! This is my tale of a twisted Hogwarts filled with Riddles and Scarecrows. Dark Kn...
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon person...
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...