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Username:
HoboINTHESewer
- Member Since: 2011-09-04
- Real name: Natalie Bronwyn Bischoff
- Bio:
Hey everyone, it's your old friend MCRmygirl! I am thoroughly pissed about the hackers on my last page, and I am going to reload everything (comments and all) onto this new account! I will apologize for the long absence, but I was so mad that I just abandoned my page. Well, I'm back, with a few words of wisdom!
"It's not stuck, we just need a bigger hammer!"
"That's two horseflies... Mating... Scarred for life."
"There's a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white-out."
"Dumbledore is not Gandalf. Nor is he Gandalf's secret lover."
"Do not use the words 'pimp cane' in front of the Malfoys."
"When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in you enemies eyes."
"Live today like it's your last day, because you never know when someone is gonna stick a knife up your ass."
Now, on that happy thought, here is a list of things that were previously published on my old page that will be continued/reloaded here.
The Only Hope For Me Is.../
Early Sunsets Over Belleville, New Jersey/
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison/
Danger Days- The TRUE Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys/
Ichor and Candlelight- A Mortal Instruments Romance/
Cancer- A Letter To My Dearly Departed Frankie/
Cancer- A Letter To My Dearly Departed Father/
The Big Apple/
The Forgotten/
The Last Concert/
And The Rain Falls/
(If there are others on my last page that are not on this list, I am either discontinuing them, am continuing them on FF.net, or have forgotten then and will list them later.)
New stories that will be posted very soon (if not already)
At The End Of The World (My Chemical Romance)/
A Night To Never Be Remembered
(Vampire Knight, Mortal Instruments, My Chemical Romance, Harry Potter, A Very Potter Musical/Sequel crossover crack-fic made for my friend's entertainment)/
Pet Semetary- Ouran Style (Ouran HighSchool Host Club)/
The Adventures of Jeremiah the Unicorn and Chuck Norris (Original Story, written for my friend)/
When You Live Forever, Who Has Time For Love? (Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices)/
Malfoy Manor (Harry Potter, may be removed and placed on FF.net if rude comments are posted.)/
All of my stories on here are rated PG13 or below. Therefor, I'd you wish to read my less PG13 things, or just review in an area where you can Private Message me, look for me on www.fanfiction.net
Search for MCRmygirl. I'm there. All of my Harry Potter fanfiction will posted there, because I have received nothing but rude reviews from the HP community here. Stories posted (or soon to be posted) on FF.net so far include-
Draco Malfoy, Lord of the Bathroom/
Marching On/
Drug Induced Confessions/
I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good/
King of Shadows, Queen of Ice/
Two Black Tuxedos/
I'm NOT Part-Veela!/
Stay Out of Room 6277/
Stealer of Virtue, Warlock of Brooklyn/
These Damn Rich People/
Three Cheers for Truth or Dare/
Vampires Covered In Blood Are Prohibited From Entering This Page/
Lists here are subject to change (oh, believe me, they will change a LOT), and flamers will be laughed at. I find it amusing that people waste their time trying to make me feel bad, because it doesn't work. I just scream BAKA! and click that little silver (or is it blue?) delete button.
So, to my old followers, welcome back! To any new ones, I hope you enjoy!
Sincerely,
HoboINTHESewer/
AKA MCRmygirl/
Natalie Bronwyn/
OR Unihorn.
Whichever I feel like. ;)
- by Northlight 5 reviews
There are some grown-up things Hunny wouldn't mind trying. [Haruhi/Hunny]
Category: Ouran High School Host Club - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Published: 2006-06-01 - Updated: 2006-06-02 - 582 words - Complete
5Moving
- by dreamwhisperer 2 reviews
'Kyouya remembers people by their smell and touch.' In which Kyouya reflects on his fellow club members, and how he recognises each of them.
Category: Ouran High School Host Club - Rating: G - Genres: Angst, Drama - Published: 2006-07-17 - 914 words - Complete
5Insightful
Word of Law
by dystopianA lawyer and an assassin. One hell of a long night.
Category: Erotica - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotica - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-14 - 4657 words - Complete
- by aiIenzo 15 reviews
The stage changes people.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Romance - Characters: Frank Iero, Gerard Way - Published: 2007-01-06 - 511 words - Complete
4Insightful
- by hyperballad13 12 reviews
A Patrick One Shot
Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-07-01 - 1842 words - Complete
3Ambiance
- by NotWavingButDrowning 26 reviews
So what if they say he is insane? He has never been this happy in his life.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2008-07-09 - Updated: 2009-05-30 - 2405 words - Complete
5Moving
Just Keep Breaking This Promise of Forever [Frikey]
by eccentricpaigeFrank is Mikey's sole source of comfort. He's smart, attractive, and carries the confidence Mikey could only dream of having. The downside? Frank is incapable of staying faithful. Will Mikey wise u...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Mikey Way - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2011-04-30 - 2494 words - Complete
- by unitedsuck007 20 reviews
Forget that "bright lights" shit,this is how I'm gonna die.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Published: 2011-05-22 - Updated: 2011-07-29 - 1291 words
5Funny
- by theescapist99 12 reviews
Gerard Way tells a tall tale. Oneshot.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-08-07 - Updated: 2011-08-09 - 778 words - Complete
4Funny
Taste of leather
by XxlovefrankieroxX(One shot) After seeing Gerard in those leather pants at Reading last night this just had to be done. Frank isn't left unaffected from the sight of Gerard's ass in those pants, and boy does he get ...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2011-08-27 - 5303 words - Complete
- by theescapist99 4 reviews
On the day of Gerard Way's funeral, Mikey laments on their relationship. Oneshot.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-08-28 - Updated: 2011-08-29 - 1343 words - Complete
4Moving
- by anotherMCRcrazedfan 5 reviews
'Love at first sight' is a normal thing; except when your blind. Then, it's weird. But, as Gerard finds out, it's the best feeling in the world.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2010-01-13 - Updated: 2012-11-06 - 11829 words - Complete
2Original