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sumthinlikhuman
- Website: The Life and Times
- Member Since: 2005-05-07
- Real name: Cael
- AIM: agelessdrake
- YAHOO: agelessdrake
- Bio:
¡Serial Procrastinator and Slash Novelist Extraordinaire!—Current Projects—Blind Devotional — For Valerie, Mitchell was just another roommate in a long train of Bad Luck; for Mitchell, Valerie was almost something like a godsend. But that was before Everything Happened. The story of Valerie Novak and Mitchell Avery, two young guys in Boston who need to learn to Get Over Themselves.Whisperings of a Phoenix — "It only makes sense to join the army before they make us." But it had never made any less sense, once everything was set into motion. The story of Naoise of Andera on a journey of Majick, hope, and love. A REVAMP OF A T.C. BAB WORK.Archer's Crossing — A small town will own you: it knows all your secrets, and how best to blackmail. You can't escape a small town forever, because you can't escape your past. But sometimes, for somethings, it's definitely worth running. The story of Kalin Gregor and Nathaniel Farris, citizens of a small town who want nothing more than to break their molds.Fallen Angel's Requiem — Life is not a romance novel, or a comedy. This is not your average love story. The story of Jixitiwan Li and Zachariah Blades in a time and place where they can never get what they want. A REVAMP OF THE WORK.The Dry Season — This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but a whimper. The story of five young men looking for a pine forest, and the trails that await them to get there.The Understudy — The story of Pavel Grodzicki and Keane Stauss, two actors in Berlin during the late 1700s.—Upcoming Projects—EchoALPHA — "And you thought training was hard." The world is not as it should be, but that's nothing some half-assed detective work can't fix. Right? The story of Rid, an officer for the Descry Military and member of Bio-Transmission Unit.Screams from the Peanutbutter Jar — He's never been quite right anyway, so nobody is surprised when he goes off the deep end. Except for me. Except for us. We never even saw it coming. And we've been here the whole time. The story of Teigan Smith and his various insanities, told from the POV of his alternate personality.Twinnocence — They never meant for it to turn out like this, but love is a force of nature. It just sucks that nature made them related. The story of Ashton and Erick Maverik, brothers and lovers, as they struggle with their identities and the persecution from their family and friends.Second Star to the Right (Never-Never Land) — Tomek isn't supposed to be here. But then, none of them are. The story of Tomek, a young Jew from Poland who is arrested and interned during the Nazi occupation, but not for being a Jew.Mi Madre Nunca Me Besó Buonas Noches — It's hard enough balancing an active social life, school work, and your family of ten as a high schooler. It's made harder for Manuel Sanchez. And he blames it all on Fidel. The Story of Manuel Sanchez and his "friend" Fidel Araya, as they struggle with friends, family, religion, and themselves.The Rapture (Working Title)— I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose Rider is called Faithful and True. With justice He judges and makes war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on His head are many crowns. He has a name written on Him that no one but He Himself knows. The story of Elijah Salomon, the Second Coming, told from the POV of his dead brother, John, the Lamb of God¡No Current Fanfiction Projects!—Upcoming Projects—Untitled GW fic for KumoriCon '07Various House, MD projectsPieces fitting into the same arc as Reasons Why, and "Dueces and Pretty Ladies"The Thing Where Ed Has a Thing For Alter-Roy and Al Does NOT APPROVE.
¡Stay tuned for infrequent updates!
- by sumthinlikhuman 3 reviews
Alex knows everything that everyone says is actually true. (Yuri, despite how it looks)
Category: Erotica - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-09-09 - Updated: 2007-09-10 - 4655 words - Complete
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Ekitai no Settoku
by sumthinlikhumanA bit of rain goes a long way. (Yaoi)
Category: Erotica - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-09-09 - Updated: 2007-09-10 - 3537 words - Complete
- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
After the war, things change. Everything changes. Including old grudges.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Bill Weasley, Draco, Fleur, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2006-01-27 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 27550 words
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Fated Children
by sumthinlikhumanLaguna takes some risks to try and get what he wants. ~A Series of Shorts for Fated_Children on LiveJournal~
(Rating for certain chapters; warnings include sex, alcohol, language)
Category: Final Fantasy 8 - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Kiros, Laguna, Ward - Chapters: 30 - Published: 2006-06-06 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 30097 words
- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
It's not clever, George.
!!Early-book spoilers for DH!! Weastwincest
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Fred, George - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007-07-22 - Updated: 2007-07-23 - 843 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 2 reviews
"Hatake-sempai, who are you crying for?" Because all endings have a beginning. [YondKaka]
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance - Characters: Iruka, Kakashi, Obito, Rin, Yondaime - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007-05-10 - Updated: 2007-05-11 - 4209 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
"Before we go any further, there are three things you should know about me..." For Valerie, Mitchell is just another roommate; for Mitchell, Valerie is something of a godsend. But that's before E...
Category: Drama - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-04-05 - Updated: 2007-04-05 - 1062 words
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
And climb high to the highest rung to shake fists at the sky. While others have excuses, I have my reasons why.
pregame SLASH.
Category: Final Fantasy XII - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Romance - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2007-03-22 - Updated: 2007-03-22 - 4996 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
It took me a great, long stretch of time before my sluggish brain registered: me. He's talking about him and Trowa and me.
(Winner of KumoriCon '06, Best Novella Adult!)
Category: Gundam Wing - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance - Characters: Duo, Trowa, Wufei - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2007-03-13 - Updated: 2007-03-14 - 29879 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
Where are you now?
Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2007-02-22 - Updated: 2007-02-23 - 327 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
The Queen has many talents
{pre-game}
Category: Final Fantasy XII - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007-02-20 - Updated: 2007-02-20 - 808 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
A look at the time and life of one Kiros Seagul. ~A Series of Shorts for Fated_Children on LiveJournal~
(Rating for certain chapters; warnings include sex, alcohol, language)
Category: Final Fantasy 8 - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Kiros - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2006-07-24 - Updated: 2007-01-20 - 12736 words
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- by sumthinlikhuman 2 reviews
In Havian lore, it takes six days to go crazy.
Category: Fantasy - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Horror - Published: 2007-01-05 - Updated: 2007-01-06 - 616 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
(Was "That of a First and Only Love"! not entirely historically accurate; liberties taken) The story of a boy, and the legend that never was, but could have been
Category: Historical - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2006-01-02 - Updated: 2006-12-03 - 23060 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
Irvine's life through a looking glass. ~A Series of Shorts for Fated_Children on LiveJournal~
(Rating for future chapters; warnings include sex, alcohol/drugs, language)
Category: Final Fantasy 8 - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Irvine - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2006-07-24 - Updated: 2006-10-17 - 2389 words - Complete
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Sunrise
by sumthinlikhumanCloud gets an unusual 'visitor'. (In-game)
Category: Final Fantasy 7 - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica - Characters: Cloud Strife, Zack - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2006-10-10 - Updated: 2006-10-11 - 671 words - Complete
- by sumthinlikhuman 3 reviews
It was later than normal for him to be heading over to the Jouster's quarters.
(A Joust fanfic. Ari/Vetch)
Category: Mercedes Lackey - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Erotica - Warnings: [!] [Y] - Published: 2006-10-10 - Updated: 2006-10-11 - 1018 words - Complete
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How Does Your Garden Grow
by sumthinlikhumanSix years after the Ultimecia Incident, Irvine Kinneas is living it easy--he's an Instructor of Marksmanship and Sharpshooting, and has boatloads of pretty girls. But when one student decides she ...
Category: Final Fantasy 8 - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Irvine, Kiros, Laguna, Quistis, Rinoa, Seifer, Selphie, Squall, Zell - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006-07-22 - Updated: 2006-08-10 - 32958 words - Complete
- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
Part of your charm is that you are easy--easy on the eyes, easy with your words, easy into and out of bed.
(Se/I; pre-"How Does Your Garden Grow?")
Category: Final Fantasy 8 - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Irvine, Seifer - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2006-07-25 - Updated: 2006-07-25 - 950 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 0 reviews
Louis Wu isn't sure what draws him to the young man--a boy compared to him, but most anyone under the age of thirty seems like a child now.
Category: Ringworld - Rating: R - Genres: Romance - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2005-08-12 - Updated: 2005-08-12 - 1550 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 1 review
Montana smells of fresh greenery and rain.
Category: Changeling Plague - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2005-08-12 - Updated: 2005-08-12 - 3242 words - Complete
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- by sumthinlikhuman 7 reviews
Murtagh watches Eragon sleep.
Category: Eragon - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Eragon, Murtagh - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-06-14 - Updated: 2005-06-14 - 912 words - Complete
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