D00d, I will not lie to you, but I was rather petrified to read your story. Now that I have, I must say that I almost cried I laughed so hard. Something about your story just struck my funnybone. Thanks for the laugh.
~mo~
Author's response
YOU HAVE TO WATCH REJECTED CARTOONS FOR THE FAMLY LEARNING CHANNEL AND SALAD FINGERS. Watch it on Youtube, Oh and also,
I've got a big bag of crabs here
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes!
I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
Everyone will look at me and say
I've got a mouthful of crabs!
Vic Reeves jazzy hebedoo-hehboo-hai-badee singy bit
That's how I'll sound with a mouthful of crabs. \m/