Awesome. I'm not sure I have ever seen so many cliches in one place before! Heck, there's stuff _I_ do in there. It's like an advanced course in what to watch out for when writing fan fiction!
Author's response
Well, thank you so much! You've given me the inspiration to write more of this silly thing. And I think cliches are something we all do - obviously some are more annoying than others, eh?