I held it together all the way up to Hanker Chief.
Have you heard of My Immortal? It's every single typo ever written, pretty much. And check out Manwithoutabody on Youtube. He annotates really bad fics in the most serious of tones.
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it's because hanker sounds like the german word 'henker' which means executioner xD
no, havn't heard of that, i'll google it :)
xo k