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Tummy Wars pt. 1
Autumn: This is Bob with the evening news.
Devin: Your name isn't Bob, it's Autumn.
Autumn: Shhhhhhhhhhh! They don't know that!
Devin: Yes they do; it's on your profile, stupid!
Autumn: Hmmmmmm...crap, well, it's Bob now.
Devin: No it isn't. Quit being stupid.
Autumn: I am not; you are.
Jordyn: Is this the bathroom?
Autumn: No, it's my recording studio.
Devin: No it isn't; this is my livingroom, so both of you get out; and dude, put some clothes on!
Autumn: I think he looks fine the way he is. Smiles pervertedly
Devin: Well you don't have a say in it. I want both of you out now!
Autumn: But...I don't wanna go...I still have a half an hour left of my show...
Devin: You don't have a show; god damn it Autumn, you are so infuriating!
Jordyn: I can't find the toilet.
Devin: This isn't a bathroom!
Autumn: Here it is! Points to Devin's favorite chair
Jordyn: Walks over and pees in the chair Ahhhhhh! That's better!
Devin: Noooooooooo!
Autumn: Raises arms like a ref 10 POINTS!
Devin: Picks up an ax BOTH OF YOU!!! OUT!!! NOW!!! Lifts it up, ready to swing
Autumn: Well, that concludes the evening news...stay tuned to see more crap! Runs out the door with Jordyn on her heels
Devin: Honestly; where does she get her stupid ideas?
The End (for now)
Autumn: This is Bob with the evening news.
Devin: Your name isn't Bob, it's Autumn.
Autumn: Shhhhhhhhhhh! They don't know that!
Devin: Yes they do; it's on your profile, stupid!
Autumn: Hmmmmmm...crap, well, it's Bob now.
Devin: No it isn't. Quit being stupid.
Autumn: I am not; you are.
Jordyn: Is this the bathroom?
Autumn: No, it's my recording studio.
Devin: No it isn't; this is my livingroom, so both of you get out; and dude, put some clothes on!
Autumn: I think he looks fine the way he is. Smiles pervertedly
Devin: Well you don't have a say in it. I want both of you out now!
Autumn: But...I don't wanna go...I still have a half an hour left of my show...
Devin: You don't have a show; god damn it Autumn, you are so infuriating!
Jordyn: I can't find the toilet.
Devin: This isn't a bathroom!
Autumn: Here it is! Points to Devin's favorite chair
Jordyn: Walks over and pees in the chair Ahhhhhh! That's better!
Devin: Noooooooooo!
Autumn: Raises arms like a ref 10 POINTS!
Devin: Picks up an ax BOTH OF YOU!!! OUT!!! NOW!!! Lifts it up, ready to swing
Autumn: Well, that concludes the evening news...stay tuned to see more crap! Runs out the door with Jordyn on her heels
Devin: Honestly; where does she get her stupid ideas?
The End (for now)
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