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Tummy Wars pt. 3
Autumn: Hello? Hello? Is the mic on?
Danny: Autumn...that's a stick, not a microphone...
Autumn: Really? I thought it tasted weird...
Danny: What do you mean? You aren't supposed to eat microphones.
Autumn: Ah ha! So it is a microphone! Where's the switch to turn it on?
Danny: No, it's not a microphone! I was simply pointing out that you are not supposed to eat microphones!
Autumn: But why would anyone do that? That doesn't sound very delicious at all...
Danny: Sighs Are you really asking me that question?
Autumn: What question?
Danny: Never mind...Shakes his head and walks away without another word
Autumn: Danny! Where are you going?!? The show's about to start!
Danny: Keeps walking silently
Autumn: Oh well...I guess I'll go interview the homeless... Walks over to Toran with the stick in her hand Hello, sir? Can I have a moment? Points it at his face to make him talk into it
Toran: Autumn...Why are you pointing a stick at my face?
Autumn: It's not a stick, it's a microphone. Anyway, I'm interviewing the homeless? Can you tell me what it's like to be an ugly, dirty, fat slob that nobody likes?
Toran: For one, what would that have to do with being homeless? And for another, I'm not homeless, and your talking into a stick, idiot!
Autumn: Sir, is it true that your own mother tried to run you over in her car?
Toran: What?!? Oh my god...you are such an idiot...go away before I end up hurting you.
Autumn: So you don't deny it?!? You did have sex with a pig in the allyway behind the bar?!?
Toran: Forces a calm voice You're starting to piss me off, Autumn. Leave if you know what's good for you.
Autumn: Sir, just one more question, Please?
Toran: Sighs Okay, what?
Autumn: What?
Toran: What do you mean what?
Autumn: Huh? What were we talking about?
Toran: Never mind...Walks away shaking his head
Autumn: Now why does everyone walk away from me? I just don't get it? My questions are necessary for the good of all mankind. Ha ha...the word eye kinda sounds like pie...Oh well, I'm bored. I guess I'll end the show here. See you next time on the Evening News!
The End (For now)
Autumn: Hello? Hello? Is the mic on?
Danny: Autumn...that's a stick, not a microphone...
Autumn: Really? I thought it tasted weird...
Danny: What do you mean? You aren't supposed to eat microphones.
Autumn: Ah ha! So it is a microphone! Where's the switch to turn it on?
Danny: No, it's not a microphone! I was simply pointing out that you are not supposed to eat microphones!
Autumn: But why would anyone do that? That doesn't sound very delicious at all...
Danny: Sighs Are you really asking me that question?
Autumn: What question?
Danny: Never mind...Shakes his head and walks away without another word
Autumn: Danny! Where are you going?!? The show's about to start!
Danny: Keeps walking silently
Autumn: Oh well...I guess I'll go interview the homeless... Walks over to Toran with the stick in her hand Hello, sir? Can I have a moment? Points it at his face to make him talk into it
Toran: Autumn...Why are you pointing a stick at my face?
Autumn: It's not a stick, it's a microphone. Anyway, I'm interviewing the homeless? Can you tell me what it's like to be an ugly, dirty, fat slob that nobody likes?
Toran: For one, what would that have to do with being homeless? And for another, I'm not homeless, and your talking into a stick, idiot!
Autumn: Sir, is it true that your own mother tried to run you over in her car?
Toran: What?!? Oh my god...you are such an idiot...go away before I end up hurting you.
Autumn: So you don't deny it?!? You did have sex with a pig in the allyway behind the bar?!?
Toran: Forces a calm voice You're starting to piss me off, Autumn. Leave if you know what's good for you.
Autumn: Sir, just one more question, Please?
Toran: Sighs Okay, what?
Autumn: What?
Toran: What do you mean what?
Autumn: Huh? What were we talking about?
Toran: Never mind...Walks away shaking his head
Autumn: Now why does everyone walk away from me? I just don't get it? My questions are necessary for the good of all mankind. Ha ha...the word eye kinda sounds like pie...Oh well, I'm bored. I guess I'll end the show here. See you next time on the Evening News!
The End (For now)
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