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"For someone so twisted and odd you sure like flowy dresses."
0 reviewsJoe gave me a hug and walked through the house and up the stairs. He then slowly made his way down with a pout. "Where are my little people?" Joe asked almost tearing up. "They're with Pat you ...
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Stuttering 119
Joe turned to look at Gin and opened his eyes. He didn't understand what
was going on.
"Why do you have to go?" I heard Joe mumble.
"Because Cal said so."
"That's how it works huh?"
"Yep."
"Good. See you in under and hour jerk face." I stated.
"Do you have your Wii out Cali?" Joe questioned.
"You can bring him if you must." I added hanging up the phone.
The ½ hour it took Gin and Joe to get here I had started the wash and cleaned
up a little more. Gin just looked spent which made me just laugh. Joe gave me a
hug and walked through the house and up the stairs. He then slowly made his way
down with a pout.
"Where are my little people?" Joe asked almost tearing up.
"They're with Pat you big pussy. You gonna cry too?" I taunted.
"No." Joe mumbled as he plopped down in the chair and started up the
Wii.
Gin and I went into the kitchen and started to talk about this new line I had
in mind.
"For someone so twisted and odd you sure like flowy dresses." Gin
stated.
"Hey I can pretend to be a girl when time calls for it."
"Yea. When time calls for you pushing out kids and having your period.
Which I DON'T miss at all!"
"Ha! Don't be an asshole. That's something an asshole would say,
even though its true."
"Exactly. What's today..."
"Sunday, the 15th." Joe chimed in.
"When are the kids coming back?" Gin asked.
"Never!"
"That sux."
I gave my friend a hug because she looked sad as all get out.
"Don't worry jerkface. Everything will be a-ok. You and baby boy over
there will be great parents. Not better than me though. But good."
"Oh thanks."
"Now lets get back to the drawing board. We've got thousand dollar
dresses to make."
"Sweet."
I think that was a good idea for about 10 minutes. Then I became hungry.
"What's for food?" Gin asked.
"Donno. Should we order?" I questioned.
"You know what we haven't had in forever? Pizza."
"No kidding."
With that said Joe found it necessary to make, homemade pizza. He Googled how
to make the crust, while that was rising he ran out to the store to buy all
sorts of toppings and that was that. Gin and I looked at each other and then
into the kitchen where Joe was hard at work.
"Is that all it takes?" I asked.
"Is that all what takes?" Gin questioned,
"for him to jump?"
"Yea. That." i said
"Pretty much. He's a good boy." i laughed and Gin shighed as we
watched her man work.
****
It was 2 weeks later when Rob and I were starting to see too much of each
other. Joe didn't like this and every other day I was in a different paper
either kissing Rob, holding his hand or he was wrapped around me. This suddenly
felt right to me, I didn't want to change it for the world. Now came the
time to properly introduce this guy to the fan club.
"What are their names again?" Robert asked looking at Roman who was
sucking on his thumb delighted at a new face.
"This little guy is Roman and the lady over here with the mean looks for
you is Sofia." I said pushing back her light brown hair behind her pierced
ear she looked over my arm keeping Rob in eyeshot at all times.
"May I?"
"Roman will let you get away with murder but Sofia looks like she wants to
shank you. Who knows what hidden in her diaper..." i said rubbing her
tummy. she however didnt laught just looked.
Robert was holding Roman and he started to make funny faces. Roman then bounced
lovingly on Robert and passed gas.
"I can tell you whats hidden in his diaper." Robert added tickling
Roman who laughed delighted.
"I'll change him." I said softly.
"Oh no, best part. I'll do it."
"Ok. Odd. He's squirmy I dropped him once. Im still hurting about
that."
"Really? Watch this."
I was holding Sofia in my arms and Robert was showing off his skill. I was
surprised when in no less then 2 minutes he had Roman out of that poopy diaper
and changed into a fresh one.
"Oh. Wow then. I may have to keep you around Mr. Patterson." I said
softly kissing him.
Then finally Sofia did it. His head was a little too close to her for her
liking and she grabbed a fistful of his hair. I knew this was coming but it made
me laugh all at the same time. This little girl had a grip on her like a vice
and it took a bit too long for her to let go.
"Im sorrie Rob. She's just...her dad wears hats, uncle Joe's hair
is a no-no and...Gin & I keep our hair up...so all this hair is new to
her." I concluded.
"No apologies. She's a little person. Its ok." Rob said rubbing
the side of his head.
"Well, lets get them dressed. Patrick will be here in a few to pick them
up."
"No. Patrick's here."
I turned around and Patrick was leaning on the door frame. For some reason I
thought he was going to fly across the room and attack Rob again. But of that I
was not so fortunate. Patrick gently took Sofia from me and started to talk to
her. She giggled and squeezed his cheeks lightly.
"Can you say Dada?" Patrick whispered sitting her up and putting on
her shirt.
She gave him this look of annoyance and started to blow raspberries at him. Rob
and I got Roman together and put his green The North Face jacket on. Patrick
pulled Sofi's purple one on and walked straight through to door. I rolled my
eyes annoyed, this boy was something else.
When we got downstairs we strapped the kids in their car seats and I helped
Patrick outside.
"I'll be back in a few days." Patrick mumbled.
"Ok Mumbles." I said rolling my eyes as I kissed the babies one last
time and walked back to the house.
"Talk about uncomfortable silence." Rob muttered.
"Yea, I know, he's just real pissed. And he's mad that he hit Gin
and now her nose is broken."
"He hit her?!"
"Oh totally, beats on her all the time."
"But she's-" Rob squealed.
"Slow down. Im kidding. You should see your face."
"That's not funny."
"But it is!"
A few minutes later Joe and Gin came into the house just screaming at each
other. I perked up and looked over my shoulder.
"But you shouldn't have Joe. I fucking told you I didn't want to
but you did anyways! I hate you!" Gin yelled and then walked away to my
room and slammed the door.
Joe looked at me and Rob then cursed under his breath.
"Trouble in Paradise?" I asked.
Joe shrugged.
"What is it mate?" Robert enquired.
"You can shut the hell up." Joe stated and walked away.
"Why does he hate me?" Rob asked.
"Because you're not Patrick."
"I know what Gin's having." Joe blurred.
"Do you now? Is that what that's about?"
"Yea. She was really big on me NOT knowing."
"That's because she doesn't know."
"What?"
"Yea."
"But she told me she did."
"Everything out that girls mouth. All lies."
"I don't understand. Now we know what colors to buy, what to paint the
room, shit like that."
"No, no. It's because having a baby is the last REAL surprise you have
in life. I can see why she's mad. Did you guys drive? I didn't hear you
pull up."
"No. We walked."
"What?! 1½ miles?"
"Yea."
"Do you WANT her to have the kids now?!"
"No! Stop yelling at me! All you Hispanic women DO is yell at me! I
don't need this!"
"You're in my house."
"You're gonna wake the babies."
"They're with Paco."
Joe, annoyed, plopped in my chair, pouted and crossed his arms. He then put his
head on my shoulder and looked up at me. Sometimes I forgot his eyes were blue
and this tripped me out. For no reason, it was just- he's not a blue-eyed
person is all.
"She hates me." Joe added.
"She does." I reiterated.
"When are you leaving?" Joe asked Rob.
"Im staying in the room down the hall. Im here for a few days."
"Its called a hotel."
"Shut up Joe my house."
"How much you wanna bet?"
I stated that with such trepidation that he didn't dare to fight it.
"Do you know who owns YOUR house? Maybe you should peep that deed
buddy."
"You know who I miss. Megatron." Joe stated.
"Who?" Rob enquired.
"Our duck." Joe pouted.
"You have a duck? Where?" Rob asked, his attention now elsewhere.
"In Wisconsin with Andrew."
"Why's he there?"
"Because Gin got sick. So he lives there now until she's better."
Joe stated, "I still don't like you."
"Fine."
"You know how I told you Mozart and Optimus Prime have been sad? Its
because they miss Megatron. Although all they did was fight." I sighed,
"just like people I know. The other day Gin comes in bawling her eyes out
because Joe put a tomato on her plate."
"Really?" Robert asked.
Joe just looked at him and rolled his eyes. He continued with his story, which
was just sad and funny.
Joe turned to look at Gin and opened his eyes. He didn't understand what
was going on.
"Why do you have to go?" I heard Joe mumble.
"Because Cal said so."
"That's how it works huh?"
"Yep."
"Good. See you in under and hour jerk face." I stated.
"Do you have your Wii out Cali?" Joe questioned.
"You can bring him if you must." I added hanging up the phone.
The ½ hour it took Gin and Joe to get here I had started the wash and cleaned
up a little more. Gin just looked spent which made me just laugh. Joe gave me a
hug and walked through the house and up the stairs. He then slowly made his way
down with a pout.
"Where are my little people?" Joe asked almost tearing up.
"They're with Pat you big pussy. You gonna cry too?" I taunted.
"No." Joe mumbled as he plopped down in the chair and started up the
Wii.
Gin and I went into the kitchen and started to talk about this new line I had
in mind.
"For someone so twisted and odd you sure like flowy dresses." Gin
stated.
"Hey I can pretend to be a girl when time calls for it."
"Yea. When time calls for you pushing out kids and having your period.
Which I DON'T miss at all!"
"Ha! Don't be an asshole. That's something an asshole would say,
even though its true."
"Exactly. What's today..."
"Sunday, the 15th." Joe chimed in.
"When are the kids coming back?" Gin asked.
"Never!"
"That sux."
I gave my friend a hug because she looked sad as all get out.
"Don't worry jerkface. Everything will be a-ok. You and baby boy over
there will be great parents. Not better than me though. But good."
"Oh thanks."
"Now lets get back to the drawing board. We've got thousand dollar
dresses to make."
"Sweet."
I think that was a good idea for about 10 minutes. Then I became hungry.
"What's for food?" Gin asked.
"Donno. Should we order?" I questioned.
"You know what we haven't had in forever? Pizza."
"No kidding."
With that said Joe found it necessary to make, homemade pizza. He Googled how
to make the crust, while that was rising he ran out to the store to buy all
sorts of toppings and that was that. Gin and I looked at each other and then
into the kitchen where Joe was hard at work.
"Is that all it takes?" I asked.
"Is that all what takes?" Gin questioned,
"for him to jump?"
"Yea. That." i said
"Pretty much. He's a good boy." i laughed and Gin shighed as we
watched her man work.
****
It was 2 weeks later when Rob and I were starting to see too much of each
other. Joe didn't like this and every other day I was in a different paper
either kissing Rob, holding his hand or he was wrapped around me. This suddenly
felt right to me, I didn't want to change it for the world. Now came the
time to properly introduce this guy to the fan club.
"What are their names again?" Robert asked looking at Roman who was
sucking on his thumb delighted at a new face.
"This little guy is Roman and the lady over here with the mean looks for
you is Sofia." I said pushing back her light brown hair behind her pierced
ear she looked over my arm keeping Rob in eyeshot at all times.
"May I?"
"Roman will let you get away with murder but Sofia looks like she wants to
shank you. Who knows what hidden in her diaper..." i said rubbing her
tummy. she however didnt laught just looked.
Robert was holding Roman and he started to make funny faces. Roman then bounced
lovingly on Robert and passed gas.
"I can tell you whats hidden in his diaper." Robert added tickling
Roman who laughed delighted.
"I'll change him." I said softly.
"Oh no, best part. I'll do it."
"Ok. Odd. He's squirmy I dropped him once. Im still hurting about
that."
"Really? Watch this."
I was holding Sofia in my arms and Robert was showing off his skill. I was
surprised when in no less then 2 minutes he had Roman out of that poopy diaper
and changed into a fresh one.
"Oh. Wow then. I may have to keep you around Mr. Patterson." I said
softly kissing him.
Then finally Sofia did it. His head was a little too close to her for her
liking and she grabbed a fistful of his hair. I knew this was coming but it made
me laugh all at the same time. This little girl had a grip on her like a vice
and it took a bit too long for her to let go.
"Im sorrie Rob. She's just...her dad wears hats, uncle Joe's hair
is a no-no and...Gin & I keep our hair up...so all this hair is new to
her." I concluded.
"No apologies. She's a little person. Its ok." Rob said rubbing
the side of his head.
"Well, lets get them dressed. Patrick will be here in a few to pick them
up."
"No. Patrick's here."
I turned around and Patrick was leaning on the door frame. For some reason I
thought he was going to fly across the room and attack Rob again. But of that I
was not so fortunate. Patrick gently took Sofia from me and started to talk to
her. She giggled and squeezed his cheeks lightly.
"Can you say Dada?" Patrick whispered sitting her up and putting on
her shirt.
She gave him this look of annoyance and started to blow raspberries at him. Rob
and I got Roman together and put his green The North Face jacket on. Patrick
pulled Sofi's purple one on and walked straight through to door. I rolled my
eyes annoyed, this boy was something else.
When we got downstairs we strapped the kids in their car seats and I helped
Patrick outside.
"I'll be back in a few days." Patrick mumbled.
"Ok Mumbles." I said rolling my eyes as I kissed the babies one last
time and walked back to the house.
"Talk about uncomfortable silence." Rob muttered.
"Yea, I know, he's just real pissed. And he's mad that he hit Gin
and now her nose is broken."
"He hit her?!"
"Oh totally, beats on her all the time."
"But she's-" Rob squealed.
"Slow down. Im kidding. You should see your face."
"That's not funny."
"But it is!"
A few minutes later Joe and Gin came into the house just screaming at each
other. I perked up and looked over my shoulder.
"But you shouldn't have Joe. I fucking told you I didn't want to
but you did anyways! I hate you!" Gin yelled and then walked away to my
room and slammed the door.
Joe looked at me and Rob then cursed under his breath.
"Trouble in Paradise?" I asked.
Joe shrugged.
"What is it mate?" Robert enquired.
"You can shut the hell up." Joe stated and walked away.
"Why does he hate me?" Rob asked.
"Because you're not Patrick."
"I know what Gin's having." Joe blurred.
"Do you now? Is that what that's about?"
"Yea. She was really big on me NOT knowing."
"That's because she doesn't know."
"What?"
"Yea."
"But she told me she did."
"Everything out that girls mouth. All lies."
"I don't understand. Now we know what colors to buy, what to paint the
room, shit like that."
"No, no. It's because having a baby is the last REAL surprise you have
in life. I can see why she's mad. Did you guys drive? I didn't hear you
pull up."
"No. We walked."
"What?! 1½ miles?"
"Yea."
"Do you WANT her to have the kids now?!"
"No! Stop yelling at me! All you Hispanic women DO is yell at me! I
don't need this!"
"You're in my house."
"You're gonna wake the babies."
"They're with Paco."
Joe, annoyed, plopped in my chair, pouted and crossed his arms. He then put his
head on my shoulder and looked up at me. Sometimes I forgot his eyes were blue
and this tripped me out. For no reason, it was just- he's not a blue-eyed
person is all.
"She hates me." Joe added.
"She does." I reiterated.
"When are you leaving?" Joe asked Rob.
"Im staying in the room down the hall. Im here for a few days."
"Its called a hotel."
"Shut up Joe my house."
"How much you wanna bet?"
I stated that with such trepidation that he didn't dare to fight it.
"Do you know who owns YOUR house? Maybe you should peep that deed
buddy."
"You know who I miss. Megatron." Joe stated.
"Who?" Rob enquired.
"Our duck." Joe pouted.
"You have a duck? Where?" Rob asked, his attention now elsewhere.
"In Wisconsin with Andrew."
"Why's he there?"
"Because Gin got sick. So he lives there now until she's better."
Joe stated, "I still don't like you."
"Fine."
"You know how I told you Mozart and Optimus Prime have been sad? Its
because they miss Megatron. Although all they did was fight." I sighed,
"just like people I know. The other day Gin comes in bawling her eyes out
because Joe put a tomato on her plate."
"Really?" Robert asked.
Joe just looked at him and rolled his eyes. He continued with his story, which
was just sad and funny.
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