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"Patrick moved his hand to his head and Pete from the corner of his eye saw this and smacked his hand away. After 15 minutes of this "game", and not a word to each other Patrick gave up"

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read... there is a bit of spanglish in this chapter we translated after for the non Spanish speakers but if you still have trouble feel free to ask.

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"Ummm, Bobby Flay's on." Gin said matter-of-factly. "And?" "Don't do that." I cringed. "We do not change the channel when Bobby Flay's on." Gin reiterated.

"Lunchbox! Lets go! Food!" Joe yelled running into Patrick's room. Gin was holding on to his arm laughing her ass off. "No, no, no. Joe I told you I was kidding!" Ginny said just cracking up. Sh...

"Its called tits. Its all fat. You use to suck on your moms. Get those thoughts out your heads."

heres whats going on with the boys on tour

and so ive deleted this stupid chapter 65 million times and it wouldnt post right **cries**

"That's it. But I will play a song that's got one of my favorite titles. Its so dirty but its a love song- so there. This is 'I'm Like a Lawyer, With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off'..."

Alright Mr. Stump-H time to see what your working with I thought.

"I'm Genovieve." Ginny stated. Andy gave her this look. Ginny doesn't give anyone her government name. The drunk in her digs Gin and her inner child prefers Ginny, I don't know what this was.

Joe hit the shutter button and it was some quick flowy movement. Gin backed away from him and touched her lips.

I wasn't that girl. I wasn't that girl that got the guy because he really wanted her. Let me tell you what girl I was. I was that girl you dated to get to the (best) friend. All I ever was, was ...

I took the phone away from my ear and looked at it in confusion. I was hoping that maybe if I stared at it long enough it would tell me this was all some kind of joke. But sadly that was one featur...

He looked so peaceful now in his sleeping position. His hand hanging off the edge and the cover I had thrown on him half on half off his body but my heart didn't go pitter patter when I saw him lik...

"Jesus? Patrick. No one else? But Jesus?" "It was funny." Patrick and I were downstairs and Ginny had moved faster than ever.

The moment I got home Dirty was in front of my building and I just looked at him. This confused me and I looked around for his 4 duckings. "What's going on mama bear?" I asked. "I've come to coll...

Stuttering 28 Joe got this stupid look on his face and I looked at Pete and rolled my eyes. Sometimes I wondered about these boys. I opened the first box and Ashlee walked in. When she saw me she ...

Joe made a mental note to high five his 'girlfriend' if she ever made it back from Barcelona. It was Gin's fault the reason Patrick was singing about switching shoes. But as sad as it was no one re...

"Joe?" Nic stated. "Yes Nicole?" Joe asked. "What do you want?" "Yes my good lady. I'd like to maybe purchase this tv." "Would you...like me to give you the specs on it?" "No. Any friend of Ca...

"Love bites." Joe groaned as he tuned another string and that broke. "You're 3 for 6 Joseph." Andy said taking the guitar away, "leave your friend alone. Call Cali and tell her to make Ginny come..."

"According to Perez, you're holding his dog for ransom." "Why did you tell Perez that?" "I thought that shit was funny." "You would." "Joe's Buzznet people hate me." "I'd hate you too."

"Exactly! LOVE IS WAR! He should have fought harder!" "He gave you all he could!" "Bullshit."

As I looked up at the ceiling I held back a few tears and Joe jumped on the island with me. I wiped my eyes as I found myself on my back and Joe kneeling over me with both his legs at my side.

I found a cantilope in the fridge and cut that up too. I left ½ cut for the guys and took the other half. Joe grabbed me by the hips and kissed me. "So you're doing this for her?" Patrick asked. ...

"I mean God. You're gonna make me wanna puke." Travie stated, "what's wrong?" "I feel like shit." "Stop drinking." "Whatever."

"You guys. I think I'm depressed." Patrick said softly. "That's because you're not eating your damn pancakes." Travis stated, "I made them with love. Now love my pancakes into your belly."

"Well she's pregnant." Joe said quickly. "You are!" I stated shocked, "how dare you be sperminated by Jewseph and not tell me?" "I mean. I have to convert now..." Gin said dangeriously, "if I did...

"One more thing." Patrick trailed off, "What are you getting me for my birthday?" "TWINS!" Gin yelled.

"The baby Joseph!" Patrick said softly. Travis and Andy started to laugh. Patrick's got the wrong person. "Patrick, watch this." Gin opened a bottle of Heineken and drank that down. "Joe tell he...

Gin had our airplane tickets, and everything was filled out for me. Within the next 4 hours I had my American passport and high 5ed her. "Why didn't you tell me we were gonna do this?" I asked.

Within 2 hours I had 2 suitcases and 3 gym bags filled. The funny part was that they were mostly shoes. I didn't know, I wanted choices in my shoes. On the other hand one bag belonged to Mozart, he...

It was 2 days later Gin and I went looking for places in the city. Patrick wanted to go, but like all guys, hated the indesiciveness of women. But then again, it could be the 13 hour marathon Halo ...

Patrick walked into the kitchen where we were standing when Joe snuck up behind Gin. There was a third player in the mix whom we've never seen before. He had on a purple hoodie and a NY hat.

"What's their names?" I asked Joe. "Luke and Leia." Joe said laughing. Ginny then did a giggle that I've only heard from Patrick's mouth and sighed.

Patrick had run off to the other end of the store and I rolled my eyes. Another shoe store. Great. Just great.

We had drinks at the 96th floor of the Handcock a few days later when we dropped the news. Andy jumped up and smiled. He loved being right I take it. "So. Is it Luke and Leia?" Joe asked.

You've been lonely / You've been waiting for me / You're pretending and thats all you can do / The love you're sending / Aint making it through to my heart / I've been hiding, never letting it show...

"Scurvvy!" "Why is that so funny to us?" "I don't know. But I have been taking my Vitamin C and Iron pills."

They sat there like 2 people in love and I threw up. Literally. I ran my hands over my stomach and went to brush my teeth. I then came back out and put my feet on Patrick's legs. Patrick then start...

But as usual it took Gin 1 word she didn't know to lose it. So then I hit the SAP button and we both started to laugh.

"I don't like the word 'abortion'." Gin stated. "Oh. You don't?!" I asked shocked, "because lord knows you said it a few times last week." "Yea but not in reference-"

When we spoke to Andy, Patrick always left the room. He just found it too creepy that Andy's hippy vibe taps into 'creepy psychic boy' sometimes.

I'm gone / To find someone to live for / In this world / There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight / Just a bridge that I gotta burn

Patrick finally left Joe's basement with a high out of this world.

"You're lucky you're cute." I stated, "I am so hungry." "I have soy burgers."

Joe was the guy who pushed you up against the wall and makes you cum so hard you pass out. Joe forces you to come out your shell and have fun. Joe doesn't have any defences...he jumps in feet first...

"You'll like it." "Shut up." "I'll like it but I won't love it!" "Damn straight."

"What's up Mrs. Wentz?" I asked with a smile. "Nothing but the sun Mrs. Stump, and me wanting to throw myself down a flight of stairs." Ashlee stated with a smirk, "don't tell Pete I said that."

"What are you guys planning?" Ashlee demanded through clenched teeth. "I got nothin'." I said softly. "You do. Pete's got his 'On 3' look."

"Anything but this guy." Joe mumbled as he reached for the remote and couldn't bare to change the song, "I don't understand how you're the soundtrack to my LIFE!"

"So dear. Will you be by tomorrow?" Gin asked through a yawn. "No. I'm not even going to tell Patrick I helped you lift a 60in TV." "I could have done it by myself." "By yourself which means sti...

Patrick sat there and started to pull his hair. This Patrick we haven't seen in a while and Joe smacked him since Pete was not around to do it. "What is it?" Joe asked. "I'm scared." Patrick said...

"Right?" I whispered. "We're whispering because?" "The twins are sleeping." "I thought Patrick was the only one who could put them to sleep?" "Yea. Patrick. Pete. Petrick all the same."

"Oh my lord you are VERY pregnant!" Kevin stated from the podium. "Yea I am." I said laughing. "Does your kid need a dad? I do movies." "No. Their dad does music." "Where's he now?" "He's righ...

Joe walked around this box some more and just admired it. He couldn't stop laughing. All he wondered was who in the hell got whatever was in this box for him. Suddenly everyone Joe had called was a...

"Why haven't I- the last time I checked both our names were on the line Gin." "You've been pregnant fighting with a slight preclampsia where you can't fly. Meanwhile, I've been going off what you'...

"Last night at your thing while holding Cali I was thinking about Elisa." Joe stuck his fingers in his ears. His 'Hear No Evil' motto still worked. He loved Calista too much to be any part of this...

"They haven't set bail for him yet. Its gonna be another 6 hours." Andy stated sitting in Joe's chair. "I feel horrible." I stated. "I'm not going to say he deserves it. But you both should be th...

"Do you know they both Share a birthday with Uncle Joe." I stated. "Yea. Lucky him." Gin said rolling her eyes. "Look at your crappy writing on their incubators." "Well. They weren't gonna be Ba...

"Ok, just listen. I'm laughing now, but this shit aint funny." Gin started as she turned the computer to me. "What do you mean?" I asked. Gin hit play and all I saw was Patrick's hand come down o...

"Calista?" Someone asked walking into the room, "Calista Rodriguez?" "For today...sure." "We've gotta go upstairs. Its your husband."

"Then why am I awake at 152a against my wishes?" "Some philantrophy work?" "Doing?" "Can you pick me up from this bar...?"

Patrick walked into the room moments later looking for it and I handed him his urine soaked phone. "Roman says he loves you." I grumbled.

"How'd he get that kind of power?" "I don't know. Patrick Stump is like Magic."

"Do you know that you're 11 months and 1 day older then me." Joe stated. "I'm going to push you out the car."

I walked back upstairs to the nursery to see Patrick trying to bargin with a growling Mozart. Why Mozart was doing this I didn't know, but in the end it made me crack up. "Your dogs on crack." Pat...

Joe didn't know what to say. A legend- a God of Rock if you must, was in his ex-girlfriend's house. She was calling him, Saul, like they went to grammar school together. Gin snapped her fingers and...

1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: I was told the funniest thing. IbeDatGirl: what? 1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: that Gin. Was black. IbeDatGirl: ahhhaaahha.

I watched Joe continue to turn in his chair and walked over. I sat on his lap and he jumped.

"If we don't have our kid soon, all the good names will be taken." JoeTroh pouted, "and it doesn't help that Cali looks pregnant again." "Im on my PERIOD asshole." I snapped. "Pss, Ok." JoeTroh s...

"The boy is stupid for you." I stated, "and it confuses him." "I know. I like his confused face. It makes his eyes dance." "Whatever. Now take Roman." "This is my FAVORITE person!" Gin stated ki...

"Why's it so hard to believe that someone doesn't want anything?" Patrick asked. "Because. She's human." "More like Superhuman."

My mom was sitting on the couch holding Sofi and rocking Roman in the car seat. I sighed and sat down next to her. All she did was give me this look and I started to cry again. She put Sofi down in...

Flipping through the channels he had a choice between 'Sunrise' and 'Ferris Buller's Day Off'. He chose the latter and looked up at the ceiling. Joe closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep as t...

"By the way you look good bro." Joe stated. "I know wife's like I'm gonna start cooking healthy and you're gonna lose some weight I was like bitch please. And here I am." Patrick sighed.

"Im sorrie about this..." Vivian stated. This was her only and last attempt at a conscience. This is what Patrick Stump did to her. And from the looks of it, she wanted to scrape that feeling off ...

"God I feel like such a douche." Gin stated. I was too busy LAUGHING to pay attention to her. "You know. The next time you have to pee I suggest you find a bathroom." I added doubling over in pai...

I knew I was divorced but I felt like I gave that piece of myself away too quickly. I just wanted him to leave right now. I didn't really wanna see him after sex.

"And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out. I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly. "No, no. Don't w...

"You can't win every battle with these 2. So if Roman wants to sleep on the table. Or if Sofi wants to sleep under the piano we just let them. Just as long as they are breathing it's fine. Just thr...