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Stuttering
3 reviewsit's so it's so sy-sy-symbolic of everything Everything that's wrong with me and you So tell me what I'm supposed to do Oh it's been ages since we've been really honest but I can make ch-ch-ch-...
The Just Add People You Know Clause
3 reviews"Patrick moved his hand to his head and Pete from the corner of his eye saw this and smacked his hand away. After 15 minutes of this "game", and not a word to each other Patrick gave up"
0Unrated"Its like the Smurf Thing"
3 reviewsjust read it :)
0UnratedLost in Translation
0 reviewsThe Girls are at the show... see what happens
0Unrated"THATS MY TRANSFORMERS HOODIE!"
0 reviewsread, cuz summaries are not something we are good at
1Ambiance"She just- she's pure evil."
3 reviewsread... there is a bit of spanglish in this chapter we translated after for the non Spanish speakers but if you still have trouble feel free to ask.
0Unrated"Those shoes were made for f*!king"
3 reviewsThis one goes out to XXPoeticTragedyXX. No need to pout love here's the next chapter. Enjoy!
0Unrated> GINGERcakeP: nice to meet you...
3 reviews< IbeDatgirL: Patrick Stump. I'm Calista Rodriguez. > GINGERcakeP: nice to meet you Calista. < IbeDatgirL: Finally! > GINGERcakeP: yes. Finally.
0UnratedShe is kinda cute. I'd maybe eat meat if she asked me too.
0 reviewsHere's another one. Hope you like it.
0Unrated"Pete Wentz is a F@*king klepto theif"
3 reviewsJust read. Sorry its taking so long but work is hell and when we are home we are lazy. Reviews rock our socks though. XOXO Ginny&Cali
1Hot"It's like a rusted steel trap illegal in 48 states."
1 review"Ummm, Bobby Flay's on." Gin said matter-of-factly. "And?" "Don't do that." I cringed. "We do not change the channel when Bobby Flay's on." Gin reiterated.
0Unrated"Spoken like a true fucking Chicagoan."
1 review"Lunchbox! Lets go! Food!" Joe yelled running into Patrick's room. Gin was holding on to his arm laughing her ass off. "No, no, no. Joe I told you I was kidding!" Ginny said just cracking up. Sh...
0Unrated"and I promise, until you guys get back I won't eat meat."
0 reviews"Its called tits. Its all fat. You use to suck on your moms. Get those thoughts out your heads."
0Unrated"GINGERcakeP: some stalker you are..."
0 reviewsheres whats going on with the boys on tour
0Unrated"Music piping? They've thought of everything!"
0 reviewsand so ive deleted this stupid chapter 65 million times and it wouldnt post right **cries**
0Unrated"Who knows. Its always daylight in Vegas."
1 review0Unrated"Because we always listen to what Uncle John says."
1 review"That's it. But I will play a song that's got one of my favorite titles. Its so dirty but its a love song- so there. This is 'I'm Like a Lawyer, With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off'..."
0Unrated"What are you doing on this floor with the commoners?"
1 reviewAlright Mr. Stump-H time to see what your working with I thought.
0Unrated"Did you turn up the heat?"
"Yea. I'm totally homo for John Mayer. And I'm totally homo for you." Ginny sat there and Andy licked the side of her face. This turned into giggling and now everyone broke and the game of the day...
?Blocked"Guys dig girls who play video games."
Sex is EVIL Evil is SYN Sins are FORGIVEN so lets BEGIN
?Blocked"Lets go sit by Andy and eat real meat."
0 reviews"I'm Genovieve." Ginny stated. Andy gave her this look. Ginny doesn't give anyone her government name. The drunk in her digs Gin and her inner child prefers Ginny, I don't know what this was.
0Unrated"PinkPhoenix: BORED!!! *holds breathe*"
2 reviewsJoe hit the shutter button and it was some quick flowy movement. Gin backed away from him and touched her lips.
0UnratedIbeDatgirL: ok. C. I love u. But I'm trying 2 get laid.
Lets talk about sex baby....
?BlockedIt wouldn't allow me to see past 'I'd like that.'
0 reviewsI wasn't that girl. I wasn't that girl that got the guy because he really wanted her. Let me tell you what girl I was. I was that girl you dated to get to the (best) friend. All I ever was, was ...
0Unrated"Men are stupid."
1 reviewI took the phone away from my ear and looked at it in confusion. I was hoping that maybe if I stared at it long enough it would tell me this was all some kind of joke. But sadly that was one featur...
0Unrated"Well that's not creepy or anything"
4 reviewsHe looked so peaceful now in his sleeping position. His hand hanging off the edge and the cover I had thrown on him half on half off his body but my heart didn't go pitter patter when I saw him lik...
0Unrated"It looks like the Easter Bunny and Jesus got all 'Kill Bill' up in this bitch."
2 reviews"Jesus? Patrick. No one else? But Jesus?" "It was funny." Patrick and I were downstairs and Ginny had moved faster than ever.
0Unrated"And everyone should be in love on Christmas right?"
1 reviewThe moment I got home Dirty was in front of my building and I just looked at him. This confused me and I looked around for his 4 duckings. "What's going on mama bear?" I asked. "I've come to coll...
0Unrated"Still. The red Ashlee? Its gross."
0 reviewsStuttering 28 Joe got this stupid look on his face and I looked at Pete and rolled my eyes. Sometimes I wondered about these boys. I opened the first box and Ashlee walked in. When she saw me she ...
0Unrated"We're gonna switch shoes, we're gonna switch shoes!"
3 reviewsJoe made a mental note to high five his 'girlfriend' if she ever made it back from Barcelona. It was Gin's fault the reason Patrick was singing about switching shoes. But as sad as it was no one re...
0Unrated"That's SO NOT Kosher."
1 review"Joe?" Nic stated. "Yes Nicole?" Joe asked. "What do you want?" "Yes my good lady. I'd like to maybe purchase this tv." "Would you...like me to give you the specs on it?" "No. Any friend of Ca...
0Unrated"I love you came to late."
1 review"Love bites." Joe groaned as he tuned another string and that broke. "You're 3 for 6 Joseph." Andy said taking the guitar away, "leave your friend alone. Call Cali and tell her to make Ginny come..."
0Unrated'It was only a kiss / it was only a kiss'
3 reviewsGinny sat there and held me, this is all I need at the moment. I just needed someone to see through my flaws and love me unconditionally, who wasn't exactly Jesus.
1Moving"God has a special place in hell for you."
1 review"According to Perez, you're holding his dog for ransom." "Why did you tell Perez that?" "I thought that shit was funny." "You would." "Joe's Buzznet people hate me." "I'd hate you too."
0Unrated"All's fair in love and war!"
1 review"Exactly! LOVE IS WAR! He should have fought harder!" "He gave you all he could!" "Bullshit."
0Unrated"Tell me you love me. Even if you don't mean it."
0 reviewsAs I looked up at the ceiling I held back a few tears and Joe jumped on the island with me. I wiped my eyes as I found myself on my back and Joe kneeling over me with both his legs at my side.
0Unrated"What Gin wants Gin gets."
"I love you." Joe stated. "I love you too." I sighed as his phone went off again. "Patrick's coming over." "Why?" "I don't know. He's depressed." "Can we get him high? He needs some Fuck It in...
?Blocked"You smell well sexed."
1 reviewI found a cantilope in the fridge and cut that up too. I left ½ cut for the guys and took the other half. Joe grabbed me by the hips and kissed me. "So you're doing this for her?" Patrick asked. ...
0Unrated"No. Been stressed with the Cheating Whore."
"What is it?" Gin demanded. "What the fuck is this orange shit next to my pineapple?" "Cantilope." "I didn't want any cantilope." I cried. "Dude. Then pick it off."
?Blocked"A & B."
I started my car and sat there. Go Cheating Whore and giving me his Civic. But I only think he gave it to me for his own selfish reasons. I mean I liked not having a car but he hated that I used it...
?Blocked"Well. You've got cheating whore with you."
0 reviews"I mean God. You're gonna make me wanna puke." Travie stated, "what's wrong?" "I feel like shit." "Stop drinking." "Whatever."
0Unrated"Dude. You even made the pancakes sad."
0 reviews"You guys. I think I'm depressed." Patrick said softly. "That's because you're not eating your damn pancakes." Travis stated, "I made them with love. Now love my pancakes into your belly."
0Unrated"what's this speak of conversion?"
2 reviews"Well she's pregnant." Joe said quickly. "You are!" I stated shocked, "how dare you be sperminated by Jewseph and not tell me?" "I mean. I have to convert now..." Gin said dangeriously, "if I did...
0Unrated"No. Wrong lover."
I was pulled into Patrick Stump land. This was a place where everything was rainbows and sunshine drentched in little gumdrop kissed midgets.
?Blocked"If you answer that. I swear to God. I'll bite it off."
"Hit me again and I'm pushing you down a flight of stairs." Gin threatened. "You would never..." "Wanna test me?" "Not really."
?BlockedNever say never when your stalker is around.
2 reviews"One more thing." Patrick trailed off, "What are you getting me for my birthday?" "TWINS!" Gin yelled.
0Unrated"Congratulations Patrick Martin Stump-h."
1 review"The baby Joseph!" Patrick said softly. Travis and Andy started to laugh. Patrick's got the wrong person. "Patrick, watch this." Gin opened a bottle of Heineken and drank that down. "Joe tell he...
0Unrated"Hey, Hey, You, You, I don't like your girlfriend."
6 reviews1Original"No all Hispanics and Gins...are manufactured alike."
0 reviewsGin had our airplane tickets, and everything was filled out for me. Within the next 4 hours I had my American passport and high 5ed her. "Why didn't you tell me we were gonna do this?" I asked.
0UnratedIbeDatgirL: I'm in the 60025
0 reviewsWithin 2 hours I had 2 suitcases and 3 gym bags filled. The funny part was that they were mostly shoes. I didn't know, I wanted choices in my shoes. On the other hand one bag belonged to Mozart, he...
0Unrated"You do know you're licking windows, peeing in your pants, riding the short bus special don't you?"
2 reviewsIt was 2 days later Gin and I went looking for places in the city. Patrick wanted to go, but like all guys, hated the indesiciveness of women. But then again, it could be the 13 hour marathon Halo ...
0Unrated"so I didn't know that when you froze ice, it turned into literal 'ice'."
1 reviewPatrick walked into the kitchen where we were standing when Joe snuck up behind Gin. There was a third player in the mix whom we've never seen before. He had on a purple hoodie and a NY hat.
0Unrated"No buts Joe. I think you got schooled by 2 girls."
1 review"What's their names?" I asked Joe. "Luke and Leia." Joe said laughing. Ginny then did a giggle that I've only heard from Patrick's mouth and sighed.
0Unrated"I mean. You're way better than Avril..."
0 reviewsPatrick had run off to the other end of the store and I rolled my eyes. Another shoe store. Great. Just great.
0Unrated"Me and shoes? We had some fighting words and decided it was best if we went our separete ways."
0 reviewsWe had drinks at the 96th floor of the Handcock a few days later when we dropped the news. Andy jumped up and smiled. He loved being right I take it. "So. Is it Luke and Leia?" Joe asked.
0Unrated"PRRRRINNNNCEEEE!"
3 reviewsIt was when we heard a sick ass guitar riff that we focused intently. When we looked up at the screen Patrick's eyes bugged out of his head.
1Funny"wheres Paco?"
1 review"Uhg! Prince is so lucky!" Patrick sighed, "baby! I want that!" he said crawling over to me. "Bigger house...." I taunted flipping through the US weekly.
1Exciting"That's close to your junk."
2 reviewsYou've been lonely / You've been waiting for me / You're pretending and thats all you can do / The love you're sending / Aint making it through to my heart / I've been hiding, never letting it show...
0Unrated"But I wanted my prize."
"I thought we decided to stop eating here because you get sick every time?" I asked. "See I did. And it does. But you know what...its sooo good!" Gin stated.
?Blocked"Your little Babushka?"
1 reviewI wasted no time and moved my body to be closer to him. He moved his arm around my shoulders and pulled me a tick closer to him. My right leg was in between his while I placed my head on the curve...
1Moving"Well if you can't get it nicely, take it by force...oooh! Use 'The Force' Luke."
"I can have those papers in 30 minutes or less or my next divorce is free." Patrick said nonchalantly.
?Blocked"Scurvvy!"
1 review"Scurvvy!" "Why is that so funny to us?" "I don't know. But I have been taking my Vitamin C and Iron pills."
0Unrated"Take heed, Mr. Stump. I swear if you don't sex me soon I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hand. Literally."
1 reviewThey sat there like 2 people in love and I threw up. Literally. I ran my hands over my stomach and went to brush my teeth. I then came back out and put my feet on Patrick's legs. Patrick then start...
0Unrated"No. I'm spending $72.50+tax on revenge."
"Dude!" Gin stated, "it looks like a g-damn lightsaber!" "OMG! It does look like a lightsaber." "Joe wouldn't say no to this."
?Blocked"If you let them control your life now. It'll always be like this."
"See Calista! Your stomach kicked me!" Patrick whined.
?Blocked"I feel a disturbance in The Force."
3 reviewsGin picked up her phone and looked at. She must have thought about Joe a little bit too hard because the phone started to ring. I sat on the chair and shook my head.
1Funny"George Lopez is hilarious dude."
3 reviewsBut as usual it took Gin 1 word she didn't know to lose it. So then I hit the SAP button and we both started to laugh.
0Unrated"You heard me. Crazy masochist bitch."
1 review"I don't like the word 'abortion'." Gin stated. "Oh. You don't?!" I asked shocked, "because lord knows you said it a few times last week." "Yea but not in reference-"
0Unrated"Pinkie promise me Cali."
4 reviews"If you love me, Calista," Gin said between her teeth, "no one. Dad NOR son needs to know what happened to me."
1Moving"Have you found your Hackey Sack yet Mr. Hurley?"
2 reviewsWhen we spoke to Andy, Patrick always left the room. He just found it too creepy that Andy's hippy vibe taps into 'creepy psychic boy' sometimes.
0Unrated"We're not Jack and Sally you fucking asshole. We were NEVER meant to be."
0 reviewsI'm gone / To find someone to live for / In this world / There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight / Just a bridge that I gotta burn
0Unrated"You've got the wrong guy Kid"
1 reviewPatrick finally left Joe's basement with a high out of this world.
0Unrated"The best way to go green huh?"
3 reviews"You're lucky you're cute." I stated, "I am so hungry." "I have soy burgers."
0Unrated"Joko&Yohn"pret
"Fire. Genovieve = Fire. Bad Andy, Bad."
?Blocked"She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
1 reviewJoe was the guy who pushed you up against the wall and makes you cum so hard you pass out. Joe forces you to come out your shell and have fun. Joe doesn't have any defences...he jumps in feet first...
0Unrated"This is all too groupie...and we all know how I feel about groupies."
0 reviews"You'll like it." "Shut up." "I'll like it but I won't love it!" "Damn straight."
0Unrated"Oh you're prettier then someone told me you were."
3 reviews"What's up Mrs. Wentz?" I asked with a smile. "Nothing but the sun Mrs. Stump, and me wanting to throw myself down a flight of stairs." Ashlee stated with a smirk, "don't tell Pete I said that."
0Unrated"Pete's got his 'On 3' look."
2 reviews"What are you guys planning?" Ashlee demanded through clenched teeth. "I got nothin'." I said softly. "You do. Pete's got his 'On 3' look."
0Unrated"I don't understand how you're the soundtrack to my LIFE!"
2 reviews"Anything but this guy." Joe mumbled as he reached for the remote and couldn't bare to change the song, "I don't understand how you're the soundtrack to my LIFE!"
0Unrated"Thing 1 and Thing 2 FOREVER."
1 review"So dear. Will you be by tomorrow?" Gin asked through a yawn. "No. I'm not even going to tell Patrick I helped you lift a 60in TV." "I could have done it by myself." "By yourself which means sti...
0Unrated"I did something bad and Cali is never going to forgive me for it."
6 reviewsPatrick sat there and started to pull his hair. This Patrick we haven't seen in a while and Joe smacked him since Pete was not around to do it. "What is it?" Joe asked. "I'm scared." Patrick said...
0Unrated"You give love a bad name!"
3 reviewsI gave Joe the finger as I headed out the door and he grabbed his chest. "Shot through the heart." Joe stated. "You give love a bad name!" Gin and I yelled as we started to sing Bon Jovi after that.
1Moving"Yea. Patrick. Pete. Petrick all the same."
1 review"Right?" I whispered. "We're whispering because?" "The twins are sleeping." "I thought Patrick was the only one who could put them to sleep?" "Yea. Patrick. Pete. Petrick all the same."
0Unrated"War is not the answer."
"I miss him so much. And I don't like him that clean." "You don't?" "No. Where's dirty Joe?" "In there somewhere." "Grrr."
?Blocked"Dun, dun, dun, dun, GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! You guys! Its Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy!"
0 reviews"Oh my lord you are VERY pregnant!" Kevin stated from the podium. "Yea I am." I said laughing. "Does your kid need a dad? I do movies." "No. Their dad does music." "Where's he now?" "He's righ...
0Unrated"Happy Birthday Jewseph!"
0 reviewsJoe walked around this box some more and just admired it. He couldn't stop laughing. All he wondered was who in the hell got whatever was in this box for him. Suddenly everyone Joe had called was a...
0Unrated"Pete's- yay."
3 reviews"Why haven't I- the last time I checked both our names were on the line Gin." "You've been pregnant fighting with a slight preclampsia where you can't fly. Meanwhile, I've been going off what you'...
0Unrated"Joe knows Patrick. Joe knows."
1 review"Last night at your thing while holding Cali I was thinking about Elisa." Joe stuck his fingers in his ears. His 'Hear No Evil' motto still worked. He loved Calista too much to be any part of this...
0Unrated"This is worse than when Darth Vader blew up Princess Leia's home planet."
7 reviews"Another one for the vault."
1Exciting"The popo's took him!"
0 reviews"They haven't set bail for him yet. Its gonna be another 6 hours." Andy stated sitting in Joe's chair. "I feel horrible." I stated. "I'm not going to say he deserves it. But you both should be th...
0Unrated'My Bajingo's On Fire! - September 2008'
4 reviews"Do you know they both Share a birthday with Uncle Joe." I stated. "Yea. Lucky him." Gin said rolling her eyes. "Look at your crappy writing on their incubators." "Well. They weren't gonna be Ba...
0Unrated'Oh No He Didn't!'
0 reviews"Ok, just listen. I'm laughing now, but this shit aint funny." Gin started as she turned the computer to me. "What do you mean?" I asked. Gin hit play and all I saw was Patrick's hand come down o...
0Unrated"Takotsubo cardiomyopathy"
5 reviews"Calista?" Someone asked walking into the room, "Calista Rodriguez?" "For today...sure." "We've gotta go upstairs. Its your husband."
0Unrated"Come on gorgeous wanna feel the fiber of my fabric?"
0 reviews"Then why am I awake at 152a against my wishes?" "Some philantrophy work?" "Doing?" "Can you pick me up from this bar...?"
0Unrated"did you succeed young Jedi?"
"Your best friend tried to kidnap your only son." Gin stated to Patrick. "Suh-weet!" Patrick said as him and Joe high 5ed, "did you succeed young Jedi?" "No. They took him away from me and kick...
?Blocked"Roman says he loves you."
6 reviewsPatrick walked into the room moments later looking for it and I handed him his urine soaked phone. "Roman says he loves you." I grumbled.
0Unrated"The story of my life Mr. Stump."
5 reviews"How'd he get that kind of power?" "I don't know. Patrick Stump is like Magic."
0Unrated"Can I sleep with you?"
1 review"Do you know that you're 11 months and 1 day older then me." Joe stated. "I'm going to push you out the car."
0Unrated"I will put you out on the street dog!"
5 reviewsI walked back upstairs to the nursery to see Patrick trying to bargin with a growling Mozart. Why Mozart was doing this I didn't know, but in the end it made me crack up. "Your dogs on crack." Pat...
0Unrated"Oh, very good mother."
2 reviews0Unrated"Fine. Slash, this is Joe."
5 reviewsJoe didn't know what to say. A legend- a God of Rock if you must, was in his ex-girlfriend's house. She was calling him, Saul, like they went to grammar school together. Gin snapped her fingers and...
0Unrated"Or what? You're going to punish me?"
0 reviews1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: I was told the funniest thing. IbeDatGirl: what? 1NOnLyJ0eTr0h: that Gin. Was black. IbeDatGirl: ahhhaaahha.
0Unrated"Nobody wants Bender."
4 reviewsI watched Joe continue to turn in his chair and walked over. I sat on his lap and he jumped.
0Unrated"Im on my PERIOD asshole."
0 reviews"If we don't have our kid soon, all the good names will be taken." JoeTroh pouted, "and it doesn't help that Cali looks pregnant again." "Im on my PERIOD asshole." I snapped. "Pss, Ok." JoeTroh s...
0Unrated"That's right little piggy."
1 review"The boy is stupid for you." I stated, "and it confuses him." "I know. I like his confused face. It makes his eyes dance." "Whatever. Now take Roman." "This is my FAVORITE person!" Gin stated ki...
0Unrated"That's not the 'what' I meant."
5 reviews"Why's it so hard to believe that someone doesn't want anything?" Patrick asked. "Because. She's human." "More like Superhuman."
0Unrated"Yes Jews for Jesus...and such."
3 reviewsMy mom was sitting on the couch holding Sofi and rocking Roman in the car seat. I sighed and sat down next to her. All she did was give me this look and I started to cry again. She put Sofi down in...
0Unrated"Not kid. Sloane."
0 reviewsFlipping through the channels he had a choice between 'Sunrise' and 'Ferris Buller's Day Off'. He chose the latter and looked up at the ceiling. Joe closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep as t...
0Unrated"My 4 hands up."
3 reviews"By the way you look good bro." Joe stated. "I know wife's like I'm gonna start cooking healthy and you're gonna lose some weight I was like bitch please. And here I am." Patrick sighed.
0Unrated"Til death do us part. Your bad."
5 reviews"Ummm...ok Rip Van Winkle. Don't be an ass Joe." "We're still fighting?" "Yea. That's how we made Sloane and that how we made this one."
1Moving"I made up this game you can't challenge me."
"do you think she'll have me back?" "Who?" "You know who." "No I don't know who." "Genevieve." "Yes." "Yes what?" "I made up this game you can't challenge me." "Fine."
?Blocked"This laughter is pure delirium."
1 review"Im sorrie about this..." Vivian stated. This was her only and last attempt at a conscience. This is what Patrick Stump did to her. And from the looks of it, she wanted to scrape that feeling off ...
0Unrated"Bad Cheating whore, bad. Where's my rolled up newspaper..."
0 reviews0Unrated"You're such a douche when it comes to coffee."
2 reviewsPete picked me up from the airport with his 16 week old little lady in tow. I must have squeezed the love out her because she quickly gave me Pete's on 3 look with Patrick's giggle. Which proves to...
0Unrated"Just keep swimming...just keep swimming..."
3 reviews"So what you're trying to say is that you guys have been playing Mario Kart for 9-" "12." Joe interjected. "12 HOURS?! How is that humanly possible?!" "Just keep swimming...just keep swimming......
0Unrated"Hell hath no fury like funny lookin' Joe's kids."
1 review"Funny looking?" "Yea. Between Joe's 1973 porn mustache and my hair...which by the way is in desperate need of...everything. I don't think id be able...I think im gonna screw up my kids Cali." "I...
0Unrated"I lit a fire under his ass and he didn't take me with."
1 review"Im trying to have dinner Patrick." I said in a bored tone taking a sip of water. "Who the hell is this?!" "He, is Robert. Rob this is my ex-husband and the father of my babies." "Nice to meet y...
0Unrated"THAT type of institution needs electroshock therapy!!!"
0 reviews"Sweetness." At the sound of my nickname I cringed. And turned to face him. "Don't Patrick just...don't." I said sounding more broken than I would have wanted. "Cali please..." he said getting up...
0Unrated"he does have a habit and exsponged record of hitting pregnant ladies."
0 reviews"God I feel like such a douche." Gin stated. I was too busy LAUGHING to pay attention to her. "You know. The next time you have to pee I suggest you find a bathroom." I added doubling over in pai...
0Unrated"For someone so twisted and odd you sure like flowy dresses."
0 reviewsJoe gave me a hug and walked through the house and up the stairs. He then slowly made his way down with a pout. "Where are my little people?" Joe asked almost tearing up. "They're with Pat you ...
0Unrated"Joe's gonna make it rain."
0 reviewsI knew I was divorced but I felt like I gave that piece of myself away too quickly. I just wanted him to leave right now. I didn't really wanna see him after sex.
0Unrated"Are you kidding? Not this again. I thought you were cured."
1 review"And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out. I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly. "No, no. Don't w...
0Unrated"Cool down Kimosabe."
0 reviews"Genovieve!" I shot. "What?!" "Why were you at the hospital?!" "Fuckin' I had the babies Cali. And they're fuckin' in the house, I mean really..." Gin said rolling her eyes.
0Unrated"I hate you guys."
"Good morning." I said softly. "It is a good morning isn't it?" Patrick whispered.
?Blocked"But she's got girly parts."
2 reviews"You can't win every battle with these 2. So if Roman wants to sleep on the table. Or if Sofi wants to sleep under the piano we just let them. Just as long as they are breathing it's fine. Just thr...
0Unrated