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"Are you kidding? Not this again. I thought you were cured."
1 review"And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out. I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly. "No, no. Don't w...
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Stuttering 121
I was sitting at my desk with my Notebook in front of me googling 'Ear
infections'. Patrick had called me saying Roman was pulling his ear and i
thought i'd heard somewhere that meant they had an ear infection. Gin was
telling me this story and spun in my chair. I mean really, Joe couldn't be
anymore loveable than he is now.
"He did what?" I asked a bit jealous.
"He just started to sing I was just like, boy you're retarded."
Gin added, "I've got the tape wanna see it?"
"Later."
"And now, you finally converted? Most awesome."
"No kidding dude, did you get a call from People."
"Who?"
"People."
"Like, People En Espanol?"
"Si, pero, People en Ingles."
"I did."
"What do you say?"
"What did Ass say?"
"She's waiting on us."
"Wanna do it?"
"Donno."
I picked up my phone and called Ash. She was feeding the baby and I heard Pete
cooing in the background. I hit the speaker and placed the phone between us..
"Yea Cali." Ash answered.
"So this People thing." I started.
"We're NOT that interesting." Ashlee added with a laugh.
"Same thing Gin thought."
"Gin did." Gin concurred.
"Its a cover and a full cover story."
"What's the basis?" Gin asked.
"Something to do with music." Ash added,
"OH! The Music Power Issue or something like that."
"What do we have to do with music?" I questioned.
"We're married to members of a good band and they are shooting the
guys too and we're all friends for real, like they're all friends."
Ashlee stated,
"I mean, I think we're friends. Because I tell people we are."
"We're friends." Gin and I said at the same time.
"Because they just called me and I was like...no, I wanna do it with my
girls...and I had them call up you guys. Because I mean...theres Pete but
he's only one part of the band and I don't think id be whole without you
guys either. Im getting sappy."
Gin and I didn't know what to say to that. I mean we knew Ash liked us but
we didn't know she liked us like that to put us on a cover with her. We were
still shocked to a point that I was the first to speak.
"We love you Ash." I stated.
"I know." Ash added laughing,
"lemme go put down Izzy with Pete and I'll call one of you guys
back."
"Ok."
I hung up the phone, and made sure it was hung up and looked at Gin.
"She likes us Gin." I said with an uneasy laugh.
"Crazy. I didn't think people liked us." Gin added to that.
"No kidding."
A few minutes later Ash called up back and then she called People. Within the
hour we were set up for 3½ weeks later here in Chicago. This only being that
Gin was forbidden to fly. She was too close to her due date, whenever that was.
*
Patrick dropped the twins off and was handing me the bags. Roman had his foot
in his hand and was pulling on his ear. He cried just a little bit as the
medicine kicked in.
"You...gave him the antibiotics already right?" I asked Patrick as I
took off Sofi's jacket.
"Yea, just before we left." Patrick said softly running his fingers
through his hair and then softly pulling.
I sighed and he moved his hand before I could hit him. I can NOT believe this
is coming back.
"Did you bring it back?" I asked.
"Bring what-"
"The medicine for Roman's ear Paco."
"Don't yell at me."
"Im not fuck- just give it to me."
Patrick had the baby bag still on his shoulder and looked at the side mesh. He
then furrowed his brow a bit confused.
"I put it in here, Calista." Patrick sighed, "I swear I
did."
"Whatever Paco. But you gave it to him?"
"I did right before I left the house."
"Then that's probably where you left it."
"But I didn't!"
"I don't care. Just...bring it by tomorrow. He already doesn't
like it done."
"Stop being short with me."
"Short? Really? Im not even gonna go there."
Patrick pulled his hair again and kissed the babies. He then left without
another word to me and went straight to Joe & Gin's. He probably had to
vent or something. As soon as the door closed Robert came down the hall and had
this look on his face. I couldn't stop laughing.
"Awww, does Paco scare Rob?" I asked emptying out the baby bag
looking for Roman's antibiotics,
"fucking Cheating Whore." i mumbled
"Who now?" Rob asked.
I then suddenly remembered and smiled.
"Ummm Patrick...we at one point played bored games, but we also played
video games and he started to cheat so we just call him Cheating Whore." I
lied. No one needed to know our dirty little secrets like that.
"Want me to take her, she's almost asleep." Rob said eyeing Sofia
in my arms. hed been DYING to hold her but she wouldnt let him. shed scream,
kick, cry untill she was out of his arms. but now i passed her over and she
cuddled into him in her sleep. he smiled like a dummy and that made me laugh. i
didnt get it. she was evil to him but it was almost like a moth to flames.
"Im gonna go with Rome upstairs. His ear is still bothering him."
*
Patrick pulled up to Joe's and walked into the house. Gin was lying down on
her side looking absolutely pathetic. This made Patrick give a small giggle and
rub her back.
"Cheating Whore." Gin stated.
"Baby Killer." Paco added walking into the kitchen and running the
water.
"Touchè." Joe mumbled and then saw the look on his friends face.
that look always meant bad things, "what are you doing?"
"My hands..." Patrick said rubbing them on his jeans.
"Are you kidding? Not this again. I thought you were cured."
"No. You're supposed to wash your hands when you come in from
outside."
"No, that's not what you're doing." Gin added, "put your
hands to the side and keep them there." she ordered
"Why?" Patrick demanded.
"Just. Do It."
Patrick put his hands to the side while Joe and Gin stared at him. 30 seconds
later he started to shake just a bit and ran over to the sink to wash his hands.
They watched him scrub until his skin was red. He then sat down at the island
and pulled his hair, roughly.
"Oh Paco." Gin sighed.
"What's wrong?" Joe questioned feeling bad for his friend.
"I want Calista and my babies, back."
With those words the gears were suddenly set in motion.
*
I had just put the twins down when Robert made his way through the rooms. He
looked into the crib and kissed me on the side of the face.
"They're beautiful like this huh?" Robert stated, "more so
then usual I mean."
"You mean when Sofi isn't pulling your hair and when Roman isn't
spitting up on you?"
"Yes."
"That's all you had to say." I added laughing.
We somehow magically made it to my room and were watching something random on
TV. It was when Rob kissed my neck that I knew ok, im down with this. He firmly
pushed me back on the bed and started to kiss my stomach. He got my shirt off
and I quickly worked on his pants.
"I don't think I've wanted you more." I softly whispered as I
kissed him.
"And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice
Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out.
I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly.
"No, no. Don't worrie. I'll get him." Patrick said
nonchalantly, then pulling at his hair.
"Don't take that tone of voice with me Patrick. Its not like they were
IN the room." I snapped.
"I don't wanna hear that. That. Is bullshit! I don't want him
around my kids any more!"
"You know what...your threats mean nothing to me."
"That wasn't a threat Calista."
"Youre right it wasnt. you would need some type of power to make
those.You're the man who can't make it to a 1115a scheduled court date.
The man who didn't even TRY to work on a marriage and now you're
fucking, sitting here, lecturing me, about having sex? A little hypocritical
don't you think Patrick Martin?"
"Don't SAY my name like that!"
I strolled by Patrick and Robert was fixing his jeans. I think right now was
about the time he was thinking 'what in the hell did he get himself
into?'. He maybe English but there's something about the Irish born on
American soil that frightened him just a little bit.
As Robert made his way to the door he didn't see Patrick standing at the
door with this look in his eyes. Robert stepped back and I was holding
Roman's ear medicine in my hand. This is why Patrick came back. He came back
to drop it off. I inhaled sharply and went to tend to Roman.
If they were going to fight again, I didn't want to see it. In fact I
didn't care. They're fucking boys, they can sort it out on their own
time.
"Hey, Robert, let me speak with you real quick. You may be HUMPING, or
playing house...or even, dare I say playing with my ex's emotions. But just
so ya know. You're not going to get rid of me that easily. I just thought
you need to know this now. I'll be here, every moment, of every hour, of
every day. I'll be here for their first word and even their first step.
I'll be here so much that you won't know what hit you. Those are my kids
in there so everytime you hold Roman or look into Sofi's eyes. Just know
that I am watching you." Patrick concluded dangerously as he shut off the
light to the bedroom then walked through the door leaving Robert in the dark
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THAT MAKES 3. MERRY CHRISTMAKA! LOL WHY IS IT FREEZING IN CHICAGO TODAY!!! JEEZ
LOVE,
GIN & CAL
I was sitting at my desk with my Notebook in front of me googling 'Ear
infections'. Patrick had called me saying Roman was pulling his ear and i
thought i'd heard somewhere that meant they had an ear infection. Gin was
telling me this story and spun in my chair. I mean really, Joe couldn't be
anymore loveable than he is now.
"He did what?" I asked a bit jealous.
"He just started to sing I was just like, boy you're retarded."
Gin added, "I've got the tape wanna see it?"
"Later."
"And now, you finally converted? Most awesome."
"No kidding dude, did you get a call from People."
"Who?"
"People."
"Like, People En Espanol?"
"Si, pero, People en Ingles."
"I did."
"What do you say?"
"What did Ass say?"
"She's waiting on us."
"Wanna do it?"
"Donno."
I picked up my phone and called Ash. She was feeding the baby and I heard Pete
cooing in the background. I hit the speaker and placed the phone between us..
"Yea Cali." Ash answered.
"So this People thing." I started.
"We're NOT that interesting." Ashlee added with a laugh.
"Same thing Gin thought."
"Gin did." Gin concurred.
"Its a cover and a full cover story."
"What's the basis?" Gin asked.
"Something to do with music." Ash added,
"OH! The Music Power Issue or something like that."
"What do we have to do with music?" I questioned.
"We're married to members of a good band and they are shooting the
guys too and we're all friends for real, like they're all friends."
Ashlee stated,
"I mean, I think we're friends. Because I tell people we are."
"We're friends." Gin and I said at the same time.
"Because they just called me and I was like...no, I wanna do it with my
girls...and I had them call up you guys. Because I mean...theres Pete but
he's only one part of the band and I don't think id be whole without you
guys either. Im getting sappy."
Gin and I didn't know what to say to that. I mean we knew Ash liked us but
we didn't know she liked us like that to put us on a cover with her. We were
still shocked to a point that I was the first to speak.
"We love you Ash." I stated.
"I know." Ash added laughing,
"lemme go put down Izzy with Pete and I'll call one of you guys
back."
"Ok."
I hung up the phone, and made sure it was hung up and looked at Gin.
"She likes us Gin." I said with an uneasy laugh.
"Crazy. I didn't think people liked us." Gin added to that.
"No kidding."
A few minutes later Ash called up back and then she called People. Within the
hour we were set up for 3½ weeks later here in Chicago. This only being that
Gin was forbidden to fly. She was too close to her due date, whenever that was.
*
Patrick dropped the twins off and was handing me the bags. Roman had his foot
in his hand and was pulling on his ear. He cried just a little bit as the
medicine kicked in.
"You...gave him the antibiotics already right?" I asked Patrick as I
took off Sofi's jacket.
"Yea, just before we left." Patrick said softly running his fingers
through his hair and then softly pulling.
I sighed and he moved his hand before I could hit him. I can NOT believe this
is coming back.
"Did you bring it back?" I asked.
"Bring what-"
"The medicine for Roman's ear Paco."
"Don't yell at me."
"Im not fuck- just give it to me."
Patrick had the baby bag still on his shoulder and looked at the side mesh. He
then furrowed his brow a bit confused.
"I put it in here, Calista." Patrick sighed, "I swear I
did."
"Whatever Paco. But you gave it to him?"
"I did right before I left the house."
"Then that's probably where you left it."
"But I didn't!"
"I don't care. Just...bring it by tomorrow. He already doesn't
like it done."
"Stop being short with me."
"Short? Really? Im not even gonna go there."
Patrick pulled his hair again and kissed the babies. He then left without
another word to me and went straight to Joe & Gin's. He probably had to
vent or something. As soon as the door closed Robert came down the hall and had
this look on his face. I couldn't stop laughing.
"Awww, does Paco scare Rob?" I asked emptying out the baby bag
looking for Roman's antibiotics,
"fucking Cheating Whore." i mumbled
"Who now?" Rob asked.
I then suddenly remembered and smiled.
"Ummm Patrick...we at one point played bored games, but we also played
video games and he started to cheat so we just call him Cheating Whore." I
lied. No one needed to know our dirty little secrets like that.
"Want me to take her, she's almost asleep." Rob said eyeing Sofia
in my arms. hed been DYING to hold her but she wouldnt let him. shed scream,
kick, cry untill she was out of his arms. but now i passed her over and she
cuddled into him in her sleep. he smiled like a dummy and that made me laugh. i
didnt get it. she was evil to him but it was almost like a moth to flames.
"Im gonna go with Rome upstairs. His ear is still bothering him."
*
Patrick pulled up to Joe's and walked into the house. Gin was lying down on
her side looking absolutely pathetic. This made Patrick give a small giggle and
rub her back.
"Cheating Whore." Gin stated.
"Baby Killer." Paco added walking into the kitchen and running the
water.
"Touchè." Joe mumbled and then saw the look on his friends face.
that look always meant bad things, "what are you doing?"
"My hands..." Patrick said rubbing them on his jeans.
"Are you kidding? Not this again. I thought you were cured."
"No. You're supposed to wash your hands when you come in from
outside."
"No, that's not what you're doing." Gin added, "put your
hands to the side and keep them there." she ordered
"Why?" Patrick demanded.
"Just. Do It."
Patrick put his hands to the side while Joe and Gin stared at him. 30 seconds
later he started to shake just a bit and ran over to the sink to wash his hands.
They watched him scrub until his skin was red. He then sat down at the island
and pulled his hair, roughly.
"Oh Paco." Gin sighed.
"What's wrong?" Joe questioned feeling bad for his friend.
"I want Calista and my babies, back."
With those words the gears were suddenly set in motion.
*
I had just put the twins down when Robert made his way through the rooms. He
looked into the crib and kissed me on the side of the face.
"They're beautiful like this huh?" Robert stated, "more so
then usual I mean."
"You mean when Sofi isn't pulling your hair and when Roman isn't
spitting up on you?"
"Yes."
"That's all you had to say." I added laughing.
We somehow magically made it to my room and were watching something random on
TV. It was when Rob kissed my neck that I knew ok, im down with this. He firmly
pushed me back on the bed and started to kiss my stomach. He got my shirt off
and I quickly worked on his pants.
"I don't think I've wanted you more." I softly whispered as I
kissed him.
"And so I take it, that THIS is what happens when I leave. Very nice
Calista." Patrick said as Roman cried out.
I flipped my shirt back over my head and got off the bed quickly.
"No, no. Don't worrie. I'll get him." Patrick said
nonchalantly, then pulling at his hair.
"Don't take that tone of voice with me Patrick. Its not like they were
IN the room." I snapped.
"I don't wanna hear that. That. Is bullshit! I don't want him
around my kids any more!"
"You know what...your threats mean nothing to me."
"That wasn't a threat Calista."
"Youre right it wasnt. you would need some type of power to make
those.You're the man who can't make it to a 1115a scheduled court date.
The man who didn't even TRY to work on a marriage and now you're
fucking, sitting here, lecturing me, about having sex? A little hypocritical
don't you think Patrick Martin?"
"Don't SAY my name like that!"
I strolled by Patrick and Robert was fixing his jeans. I think right now was
about the time he was thinking 'what in the hell did he get himself
into?'. He maybe English but there's something about the Irish born on
American soil that frightened him just a little bit.
As Robert made his way to the door he didn't see Patrick standing at the
door with this look in his eyes. Robert stepped back and I was holding
Roman's ear medicine in my hand. This is why Patrick came back. He came back
to drop it off. I inhaled sharply and went to tend to Roman.
If they were going to fight again, I didn't want to see it. In fact I
didn't care. They're fucking boys, they can sort it out on their own
time.
"Hey, Robert, let me speak with you real quick. You may be HUMPING, or
playing house...or even, dare I say playing with my ex's emotions. But just
so ya know. You're not going to get rid of me that easily. I just thought
you need to know this now. I'll be here, every moment, of every hour, of
every day. I'll be here for their first word and even their first step.
I'll be here so much that you won't know what hit you. Those are my kids
in there so everytime you hold Roman or look into Sofi's eyes. Just know
that I am watching you." Patrick concluded dangerously as he shut off the
light to the bedroom then walked through the door leaving Robert in the dark
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
AND THAT MAKES 3. MERRY CHRISTMAKA! LOL WHY IS IT FREEZING IN CHICAGO TODAY!!! JEEZ
LOVE,
GIN & CAL
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