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Stuttering 80
I wrote out the name Roman and Joe gave a bit of a smile. I like how he feels like he accompished something today. He then went back to the Cosmo on the table and flipped through it lightly.
"You guys are still gonna stick with Luke and Leia right?" Joe asked.
"I really like Luke. Leia not so much." Patrick said dropping on the couch with his head landing on my lap.
"Really?" I questioned.
"Yep."
I gave in and wrote the 2 names on the pad of paper. They weren't bad names it just kinda reminded me of Gin and Joe. Like how those 2 should be like Peanut butter and Jelly. But come to think about it, coupled names like that don't work.
"I liked Gin and Joe together." I added.
I saw Joe shudder and Patrick let out short bursts of laughs under his breath. But that didn't do much of anything but make me a bit tee'd that they weren't together.
"What about Jayden and Jayson?" I asked.
"I don't like Jayden." Patrick stated.
"You don't like the name Jayden?" I demanded.
"No."
"Why not?"
"I've known so many people with that name that it makes me angry."
"Fine."
"What about Prince and Apollonia?" Joe suggested, "Michael and Jackson, Rythem and Blues, Lyric and Melody..."
"You're slowly outstaying your welcome." I said dangerously.
Joe laughed and Patrick rubbed my feet.
"I kinda like Melody." Patrick said softly.
"He saved you my friend."
"Eh."
"Sebastian and Alexandra."
"No. Alexander and Alexandra?"
"No. Turner and Natasha?"
"No."
"Why not."
"Because they'll automatically want to shorten my daughters name to Tasha and Gin and I have come to the conclution that black people ruined the name Tasha."
"Bitch would." Joe stated, "Kaden and Kellen?"
"I like Kaden." Patrick stated, "for her."
"What about Kaden and Colin?"
"Write thoes down."
"Sweet."
"Yep..."
"I'm telling you. Luke and Leia." Joe stated.
"If we do, Luke and Leia- you do realize that you will still be Godparent with Gin right?" I stated.
"All for Luke and Leia?"
"Maybe."
"At least I don't have to find a mohel."
"What's a mohel?"
"The one who performes the bris milah."
"Huh?"
"The Jews, the baby doesn't get the circumcision at the hospital its done at home on the 8th day and a mohel is the one who does it."
"Do you know what the part of the skin they toss out is called?"
"No." I asked, "foreskin?"
"No. Its- schmuck."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"So when some one calls you a schmuck. Its a bad thing. Like bitch."
I scratched my head confused and then quickly remebered who I was.
"Not Jewish. Now Back to naming my babies." I said annoyed.
"Oooh! What about- Henry or Charles?"
"I don't want my kids made fun of Patrick."
"Olivia, Aurora- Franchesca."
"Oooh! Franchesca and Sebastian?"
"No."
"Stephanie, Sloane, Christian."
"Sloane? That sounds too famaliar."
"Yea. Female character from 'Ferris-"
"Bueler's Day Off?"
"Yea."
"No."
"Why not? Sloane for a girl is nice."
"Well Gin isn't giving me it. She already gave me Sofia she's not giving me Sloane too."
"How does Baby Killer have names? You heard me."
"Don't you dare." I thretened.
"Fine. But you already know my feelings..."
"I know."

IBeDatGirl: Joe just called u Baby Killer.
PinkPhoenix: Well. If the size 6/8 Chuck fit...
IBeDatGirl: u have got 2 tell him.
PinkPhoenix: This again?
PinkPhoenix: Please. Leave it alone.
IBeDatGirl: these guys r giving me ugly baby names.
PinkPhoenix: LOL.
IBeDatGirl: Patrick just said Agnes shoots evil looks
PinkPhoenix: That'll straighten his ass out.
PinkPhoenix: Baby Killer?
IBeDatGirl: yes!
IBeDatGirl: sorrie.
IBeDatGirl: it came out so fast I couldn't-
PinkPhoenix: Its quite catchy.
IBeDatGirl: how was ur 1st nite alonw?
IBeDatGirl: *alone
PinkPhoenix: I cried for 4 hours straight
PinkPhoenix: then opened the comp
PinkPhoenix: put on some porn and masturbated the hell out my vib.
IBeDatGirl: good times.
PinkPhoenix: Its toooo late / I said its too late to apologize
IBeDatGirl: is it? Is it really?
PinkPhoenix: Never for Joe.
IBeDatGirl: tell him u love him.
PinkPhoenix: That's not my stee-lo.
IBeDatGirl: then make it your stee-lo
IBeDatGirl: you guys can be fine.
PinkPhoenix: If he's calling me Baby Killer. I think he's still a little angry.
IBeDatGirl: yea. just a little...I'm going now.
PinkPhoenix: Why?
IBeDatGirl: patrick just wrote ellen on my pad
PinkPhoenix: LOL!
IBeDatGirl: come over!
PinkPhoenix: Joe's there!
IBeDatGirl: true.
PinkPhoenix: how does he look?
IBeDatGirl: like a man who should have been married for 4 days.
PinkPhoenix: sigh
PinkPhoenix: that's on you.
IBeDatGirl: I know...
PinkPhoenix: what r u guys doing?
IBeDatGirl: baby names...follow the leader.

"I think I like Paul." Patrick sighed.
"Paul?" I asked.

IBeDatGirl: Paul?
PinkPhoenix: are our children Deciplies now?
IBeDatGirl: no. Patrick's laughing.
PinkPhoenix: he would be.
IBeDatGirl: ooooh, what about Jacquline?
PinkPhoenix: NO!
IBeDatGirl: Patrick just yelled no too.
PinkPhoenix: give him a high 5.
IBeDatGirl: done & done snap
PinkPhoenix: Preston?
IBeDatGirl: no.
PinkPhoenix: Kendall?
IBeDatGirl: Andrea?
PinkPhoenix: no.
IBeDatGirl: Joe just yelled out Mark.
PinkPhoenix: he gets no say in this.
IBeDatGirl: don't b that way.
PinkPhoenix: its not even that.
IBeDatGirl: what then?
PinkPhoenix: he's got Luke.

"Joseph. Hush. Nothing from the Peanut gallery." I said rolling my eyes, "you already have Luke and Leia, and so they already ½ way have names."
"Shut up. Really?" Joe questioned with stars in his eyes.
"Really." I stated.
"Really?" Patrick asked.
"Really." I said again, "I like Madison."
"I thought you were feeling Sofia?" Patrick asked.
"I am but Sofia- yea Sofia. Do you like Sofia?" I questioned.
"I do."
"Joe I have some bad news."
"Yea?" Joe sighed.
"I'm gonna have to drop Leia."
"But you promised!"
"You have Luke!"
"Ca-lis-ta."
"Joe! If you like Leia so much then have your own goddamn kids."
I got up and walked away with 'What To Expect When You're Expecting' and shot Joe looks. I didn't mean that in a bad way I was just tired of people telling me what to name my kids. In the end I was kinda thinking about going with the Thing 1 and Thing 2 as suggested by their father.

IBeDatGirl: come over please?
PinkPhoenix: how about you come to iHop?
IBeDatGirl: I don't wanna leave the house. I keep falling.
PinkPhoenix: awww Mumble do u need your Gloria?
IBeDatGirl: shakes head yes & pouts
PinkPhoenix: fine. I'll use the Niggas Only entrance.
IBeDatGirl: don't talk about urself like that.
IBeDatGirl: that's my job.
PinkPhoenix: treated
IBeDatGirl: hurry!
PinkPhoenix: fine!
IBeDatGirl: ...and bring an apple.
PinkPhoenix: apple?
IBeDatGirl: u heard me bitch.
PinkPhoenix: whaterolls eyes

Within minutes Gin came through the back and I heard Joe laughing with Patrick. To get upstairs you have to go around a pillar that would cross right through the living room. But in the end no one noticed her walk by.
"Here's your apple behotch." Gin said tossing me the Green Granny Smith apple.
"How'd you know that's the one I wanted?"
"You told me to bring an apple. That's the only kind of apples I eat Mumble. I'm hungry, lets blow the sausage fest."
"Dude Patrick cooked pasta. I'll have him throw it back in the oven."
"What kind?"
"Lasanga."
"You know my weakness."
"I do."
I texted Patrick and he did my bidding. Joe followed him out the studio and into the kitchen. As they sat around the island they continued to talk about baby names. Patrick sat there and started to pull his hair. This Patrick we haven't seen in a while and Joe smacked him since Pete was not around to do it.
"What is it?" Joe asked.
"I'm scared." Patrick said softly.
"Ok. You're having babies. I'd be scared too."
"Yea but I did something bad and Cali is never going to forgive me for it." Patrick whispered as his hand came back up to his hread and Joe smacked it away.
"What is it?"
"I can't tell you."
"Then why bring it up?"
"I don't know..."
"One day tell me at random."
"No tard she's always around."
"Then its probably not THAT bad."
"It's worse." He said with a darkness in his eye that scared Joe a bit.
"Not as bad as Baby Killer."
"Don't call her that."
"Its just like Cheating Whore."
"No its not."
The oven went off and Patrick nearly jumped out his of guilt ridden skin.
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Dun Dun Duuuuun
What did Patrick do? Will he tell Joe the truth? Will Gin and Joe meet again?
Tune in next week to Stuttering and find out!