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Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) wheresyourheart 2009-06-05
why are you such a douchebag?Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) wheresyourheart 2009-06-05
why are you such a douchebag?Author's response
Why are you such a bitch?Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) Kamera 2009-06-06
Why are you being such a bitch to ppl who READ your stories? What's wrong with you?!Author's response
What's wrong with you, bitch?Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ilo9vemcrgmfrb 2009-06-07
Your story is fail.
Your writing skills are fail
Your people skills are fail.
Why don't you just give up on life, cause you'll obviously never win.
Author's response
Fuck you, bitch.Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) HellOnHigh9 2009-06-07
How dare you use that word! Do you know how offensive it is? People like you dont deserve to have their fics read because theyre just an outlet you use to spread more bad vibes which you so obviously deserve to have.
I hope you rot.Author's response
Well, I hope you rot too, bitch.Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ZombiesAteMyParents 2009-06-08
Wow, you know it's funny that y'all are soooo serious. Don't you know that he/she is just doing it for attention... or to take the piss out of life. It's quite brave tbh. I admit it was rude to say that about bandit, but seriously, give the dude props. It is a free country, don't like, don't read, don't R&R. They can write whatever and have whatever opinions. Cut 'em some slack guysAuthor's response
What are you saying?Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ninthlevel 2009-06-08
Yes, we can all write whatever we like, can't we? That goes in both directions.
So my little drug addict, XxSystemOfADownXx - what a great name by the way, did you have your mommie help you out with all the XXX's? I wouldn't be surprised since the last time I saw your mommie she had a needle in her arm and a cock in every hole. That's how you came 'round, wasn't it? An accident. Somehow the wire hanger didn't get you. It's why your mommie beats you, you know that? Mommies do that to things they don't want. Somehow your little spongy skull took the blows, and you grew up to take the drugs that you thought would relieve the pain that you feel. Oh, but it doesn't, does it? Every sun rise and sun set, you know. You know that you're covered in the shit that is life. You reek with it. You vomit it out and spill out poorly formed electronic words about just how horrible it all is.
Fuck you, bitch. Indeed. That's so apropos (I suspect you might have to look that word up). It's such original content! Bravo! It marks you as one of the "humans" as opposed to one of the jackals - like me. I'm one of the jackals. I'm the one that claws the inside of your cranium, howling to burst free in a reverie of blood and brain matter. Like a bullet bursting through bone … or perhaps a Black & Decker drill? "I wonder what that shit would sound like?" Oh, forgive, I imagine you won't get that reference.
It's like nails on the chalkboard. Slowly scraping down. It's almost delicate at first, but the marks are there, left for all time. Like the marks your little razor blades make. You can't even get that right, huh? I know, it's tough. You need real claws (or is that balls?) to get down to the deep veins. Oh what an amazing scene that would be! Do you think anyone would care? You know, if you just slipped away quietly? That's the thing - even if there's a bang, no one notices in the end - especially if you should have been a fetus in a toilet to begin with. Flushed - the putrefied, unfinished flesh of a bad idea, rotting away in the human excrement of the city sewer system. Oh pardon me, none of that ever happened at all, because you're here! Hurray! Let us all rejoice. Maybe there really is a God, after all? He has a twisted sense of humor, don't you think?
Or just maybe, none of it is true at all! There's a fine line between fiction and reality.
Oh by the way, this response is not serious at all, you might even call it anti-serious - a work of complete fiction. A spur-of-the-moment, "Ode to XxSystemOfADownXx " and her/his quest for; calling everyone a bitch, being fat, and smoking cat nip! Because it's a free country and we're all allowed to say "fuck you bitch" as much as we all want, aren't we?
Author's response
I hope you're done reciting emo poetry because that was just horrible. why don't you get a life insted of posting stuped emo comments you little emo whore.Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ninthlevel 2009-06-08
Oh joy! I was hoping for such a well thought out response. I simply love being called an, "emo whore". Brilliant. Can you think of anything else though? I'm having a bad day today and it would really brighten it up if you dug into that bung hole of creativity I know you have and came up with something else.
Or I could continue with the "emo poetry"? It sounds like you really love that, judging by your own prose that is (oh and your little razors, can't forget those).
I bet the fact that I'm even responding is getting you all wet. Oh it's so easy to masturbate a vacuous dolt! Just the slightest bit of attention and you're ready to go off. I wonder what else I can make you do? "Have you ever been fucked in the mouth with a straight razor?" Oh whoops, sorry, my bad. Another reference you won't get.
It's so funny. You're so funny! You're providing me and all the others such amusement! See, the funniest part is that you like fucking with people, I like fucking with people ... only you're like this little tiny embryo. It's cute, really. We just met, through your wonderfully little stories, but who shall be the sadist and who shall be the masochist?Author's response
I cant beleive you're getting mad over the Internet! I'm just fucking around and you're gonna take it serious? what the hells wrong with you're fucking mind. And damn right you're making me wet.Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ninthlevel 2009-06-08
HA! But what the hell is wrong with YOU, is the question of the hour.
See, you really are funny! I'm not mad at all, you're making my day actually. But like I said, you like to fuck with people and so do I. But do you really? Or are you just playing? That's the thing, you have to be ready to get in the game if you start playing. You put your stuff out on the open web - 'cause, freedom of speech and all that - you say what you say and then I came along and got in the game with you. Surprise!
Oh, also, it's YOUR fucking mind ... not you're. See, you're is the contraction for you are. So using it in that sentence would sound dumb. You're not dumb are you?Author's response
Well, I'm happy I made your day!
And mommies not the only one who beats me the police and rehab workers beat me to.Mamma Mia! The My Chemical Romance Story
(#) ninthlevel 2009-06-08
Life's so much funner when you play along.
You should get some syringes full of heparin and jab 'em those cops and rehab workers and drink their blood like a real emo vampire ... per say. Just stay out of Hot Topic before you do it.
Author's response
Yeah, okay.
And I'm sorry if anything I said upset you.
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