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Chapter 4
“Wow… it’s already March 26…,” I mumbled while looking at the calendar. I’ve been noticing that Cyrus hasn’t bothered me much as usual (must be his stupid mood swings he has every month…). I heard loud, clomping footsteps coming.
“I gotcha a surprise!” Cyrus said in his hefty voice.
“Who or what is it?”
“It’s Lucian, come along. I need you to come and taunt him! It’ll be fun!”
I rolled my eyes and followed him to where Lucian was. He appeared to be sound asleep – not even noticing that he was tied to chair.
“Hmm…,” He mumbled. “Where am I?”
Cyrus laughed evilly. “Hello Lucian, it’s great to see you again!”
“Ugh, it’s you, Cyrus!” He growled.
“Yes! And I have a little friend with me,” Cyrus glared.
“I am Saturn, I know who you are!” I poked at his chest.
“Hey, watch it,” he scowled.
“Let’s see,” I read random things from a notepad while Cyrus walked out. “You are… 27 years old, you have a wife named Cynthia, and you suffer from psoriasis? Is that right?”
“Humph,” he scoffed.
“Hmm! I see… you now have legal guardianship over two children… hehe. I didn’t know you had children! But you’ve been married for 6 years, I don’t see how that’s possible! Unless!” As I spoke he cocked my head.
“You made love with someone else! I wonder who it is… I shall find out.”
“She disappeared a long time ago and reappeared in an insane asylum…”
“I wonder what her name is…,” I giggled. “I bet you had a lot of fun with her!” He didn’t say anything and scowled. I continued to giggle; he probably thought it was getting annoying.
“Could you shut up and stop giggling?” He growled.
“Let’s see, what else? Your mother had an affair with someone else…,” I was really trying to flaunt and barb me.
“’Ey, Mars, come over here!” I giggled even more.
“Yes?” She said.
“Look! When he was younger he used to have bladder problems!” I pointed and laughed.
“I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!” He growled. “WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS INFO?!”
“Internet and medical records,” I smirked.
“Be nice Saturn! Stop deriding him!” She slapped him on the back of the head.
“Ow! Hey! I’m sorry…,” I finally stopped. “Oh! Look at this! You’ve had prostate problems, too!”
“Shut up…,” he mumbled and blushed. “So what if I have?”
“I don’t know why but it’s just funny!” I started up again.
Marie was right in my face. “SATURN STOP IT, SHUT UP!”
“Fine!” I muttered and stopped.
“I’m so sorry Lucian,” she winked at me. I thought for a second that she actually felt bad for that poor bastard?
“I’ll be back later,” I ran off to go see if I could find more info about Lucian. He was really interesting but very sly. I looked around on a website about people’s ancestries. “Interesting… he’s from Romania?” I furrowed my brow. “He has a sister…! His father had an affair with his EX-WIFE?!” I nearly fell out of my chair. “Should I tell him or not… or maybe he already knows?” I blinked. I got up to go tell them… but I came back to Marie clutching her stomach and that Lucian escaped. “That stupid bastard! What did he do to you?”
“He punched me in the stomach…,” she gagged. “And he escaped some how…”
“That little bastard,” I growled and helped her up. “Come along with me, maybe I can help your stomach?”
“That would be great… thank you,” she sighed. I helped her walk to her bed.
“Meow…,” her Purugly looked at her and rubbed against her. I smiled at it.
“I see there’s someone to comfort you,” I smiled again. I heard a hissing sound and turned around. It was Jade’s Skuntank.
“Oh hello Jade, hello Skuntank,” I replied. I petted its head and it “purred”.
“Hello little cousin, how are you?” She asked.
“Good, thanks for asking,” I looked at her and then sleeping Marie. She looked so cute when she slept. “I don’t see you very often, what’s up?”
“Very busy with Cyrus,” she replied. In what way?
“Like what?” I smirked and mentally laughed.
“Oh! None of your business! Humph!” She scoffed. “See you later Stanford…”
“That was weird…,” I mumbled and shrugged. “Wonder what exactly she wanted…?” I looked down at Purugly. “You’re so soft… never realised it,” I petted her. She meowed a few more times. She was definitely an unusual Purugly. For one thing: she is smaller than a normal Purugly, and the blue on her body is darker, the white is a grayish and her ear tips are a dark purple, I think of her as “very beautiful. “Oh boy… sure am sleepy…,” I lied down next to her...
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DREAM ALERT...
...I then fell asleep. I woke up and saw another pile of food on the table. “Food again?”
“Meow,” Purugly answered.
“I take that as a ‘yes’,” I smiled. “Mmm… more fish…,” I mumbled. I wolfed it down. “Wonder why she does that?” I chuckled and got up. My stomach was killing me for eating to fast. “Wonder where she runs of to?” I got up and decided where she did go while I’m sleeping. I wiped the sweat off my brow. “Boy sure is hot in here…”
“Hey Stan!” Nix said.
“What is it?” I groaned.
“Just wondering where you were.”
“Why? Stupid pervert…! I was this close to having sex until you bothered me!” I growled and lied sort of. Sure, I wanted sex, but I wanted to get married first.
“Sex is nasty!!!” He shuddered.
“Shut up!”
“You shut up!”
“No you!”
“You’re pissing me off!”
“You’re pissing ME off!” He repeated me.
“You two are pissing me off even more!!!” Charon appeared.
“’Ey Charon, you’ve had prostitutes before… isn’t sex fun?” I asked.
“Yes it is! You’re wrong Nix!” He chuckled. Nix was fuming. “Little sissy doesn’t like a little WILD side?” He snickered and walked off.
“What are you three cahoots talking about?” Marie appeared from around the corner. Charon turned around.
“Sex,” we all said.
“Hmmm… I think you’re hiding something Stanford…,” she tapped her foot.
“Sex is nasty!!!!” Nix said again.
“Shut up!” All three of us including Marie retorted.
“YOU IDIOTS GET BACK TO WORK!!!” Cyrus said through an intercom. “AND SEX IS FUN YOU DIMWITTED NIX!”
“Yeah, duh!” Jupiter said through the intercom, too. Now I realised why she was busy with Cyrus…
“Hey, Marie, come with me, I want to be alone with you,” I nudged her.
“Oh!” She remarked. We began to walk off. I looked around to make sure Mr. Expose-us-to-the-whole-entire-world wasn’t watching us or following us.
“Think we’re safe,” I sighed and locked the door to my room. “Did you really mean it…? Back there? When you said ‘shut up!’ to Nix?”
“Yes I really did mean it,” she replied.
I smirked slightly, “prove it,” I took my pants and boxers off.
“No Stan… not right now…”
“Why not?” I stretched my arms out. “’Does this look like a “Q” to you’?” I said sarcastically. She slapped me playfully but it felt hard. “Ow that kind of hurt ya know…”
“Oh sorry…,” she blushed…, “didn’t mean for it to hurt.” She winked and took off her pants and panties off.
“WHOA… WHOA… you’re turning me on…!” I smirked. She pushed me into the bed.
“Let’s try it!” She growled.
“Are you joking?”
“No… I’m not,” she winked. She scared me there for a minute.
“Whoa… you’re kind of scaring me there… or are you being sarcastic?” I furrowed my brow and she jumped into bed. “Murphy’s law…,” I groaned.
“Who gives a damn? Come on, let’s have sex my baby!” She started to shake me out of this really weird dream I was having….
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“What was that…?” I said groggily. “What a weird dream…” I looked at the table. No food at all. I then noticed her.
“What was the dream about?” She asked.
I rubbed my eyes, “you wanted sex for some strange reason.”
“You’re joking… right?” She looked at me funny. I nodded and then yawned (not from boredom).
“I have no idea why it happened in the first place,” I shrugged and got up.
“SATURN!!!! OPEN UP!!!” It was Commander Fomalhaut aka Mr. Biglot as some people call him.
“What Fomalhaut?” I called.
“Cyrus wants Mars and you to go to Glass Island!” He replied.
“Glass Island…?” We both said and sighed.
“Haven’t been there in years… nor have I flown a plane there in awhile,” I shrugged. “If I can remember how-”
“Don’t worry! I know how sweetie!” She kissed me on the forehead.
“Great! Let’s go!” I smiled and walked out; she followed me to the elevator. I smirked as I pressed the button for floor “6”. “Hey babe… you realise this is a good time to make out?” I slithered my arms around her and kissed her on the lips.
“Yes…,” she moaned and kissed me back. We started to make out. We had to stop because the elevator dinged (A/N: is there a word for that?). I was ready to leave when a thunderstorm brewed… We both gulped. How in the world are supposed to leave?!
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A/N: Haha cliffhangers. I wonder how they are supposed to get there now? Stay tuned! ...Wow seriously... I am still surprised that I laughed so much in the previous chapter. XDDD
“Wow… it’s already March 26…,” I mumbled while looking at the calendar. I’ve been noticing that Cyrus hasn’t bothered me much as usual (must be his stupid mood swings he has every month…). I heard loud, clomping footsteps coming.
“I gotcha a surprise!” Cyrus said in his hefty voice.
“Who or what is it?”
“It’s Lucian, come along. I need you to come and taunt him! It’ll be fun!”
I rolled my eyes and followed him to where Lucian was. He appeared to be sound asleep – not even noticing that he was tied to chair.
“Hmm…,” He mumbled. “Where am I?”
Cyrus laughed evilly. “Hello Lucian, it’s great to see you again!”
“Ugh, it’s you, Cyrus!” He growled.
“Yes! And I have a little friend with me,” Cyrus glared.
“I am Saturn, I know who you are!” I poked at his chest.
“Hey, watch it,” he scowled.
“Let’s see,” I read random things from a notepad while Cyrus walked out. “You are… 27 years old, you have a wife named Cynthia, and you suffer from psoriasis? Is that right?”
“Humph,” he scoffed.
“Hmm! I see… you now have legal guardianship over two children… hehe. I didn’t know you had children! But you’ve been married for 6 years, I don’t see how that’s possible! Unless!” As I spoke he cocked my head.
“You made love with someone else! I wonder who it is… I shall find out.”
“She disappeared a long time ago and reappeared in an insane asylum…”
“I wonder what her name is…,” I giggled. “I bet you had a lot of fun with her!” He didn’t say anything and scowled. I continued to giggle; he probably thought it was getting annoying.
“Could you shut up and stop giggling?” He growled.
“Let’s see, what else? Your mother had an affair with someone else…,” I was really trying to flaunt and barb me.
“’Ey, Mars, come over here!” I giggled even more.
“Yes?” She said.
“Look! When he was younger he used to have bladder problems!” I pointed and laughed.
“I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!” He growled. “WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THIS INFO?!”
“Internet and medical records,” I smirked.
“Be nice Saturn! Stop deriding him!” She slapped him on the back of the head.
“Ow! Hey! I’m sorry…,” I finally stopped. “Oh! Look at this! You’ve had prostate problems, too!”
“Shut up…,” he mumbled and blushed. “So what if I have?”
“I don’t know why but it’s just funny!” I started up again.
Marie was right in my face. “SATURN STOP IT, SHUT UP!”
“Fine!” I muttered and stopped.
“I’m so sorry Lucian,” she winked at me. I thought for a second that she actually felt bad for that poor bastard?
“I’ll be back later,” I ran off to go see if I could find more info about Lucian. He was really interesting but very sly. I looked around on a website about people’s ancestries. “Interesting… he’s from Romania?” I furrowed my brow. “He has a sister…! His father had an affair with his EX-WIFE?!” I nearly fell out of my chair. “Should I tell him or not… or maybe he already knows?” I blinked. I got up to go tell them… but I came back to Marie clutching her stomach and that Lucian escaped. “That stupid bastard! What did he do to you?”
“He punched me in the stomach…,” she gagged. “And he escaped some how…”
“That little bastard,” I growled and helped her up. “Come along with me, maybe I can help your stomach?”
“That would be great… thank you,” she sighed. I helped her walk to her bed.
“Meow…,” her Purugly looked at her and rubbed against her. I smiled at it.
“I see there’s someone to comfort you,” I smiled again. I heard a hissing sound and turned around. It was Jade’s Skuntank.
“Oh hello Jade, hello Skuntank,” I replied. I petted its head and it “purred”.
“Hello little cousin, how are you?” She asked.
“Good, thanks for asking,” I looked at her and then sleeping Marie. She looked so cute when she slept. “I don’t see you very often, what’s up?”
“Very busy with Cyrus,” she replied. In what way?
“Like what?” I smirked and mentally laughed.
“Oh! None of your business! Humph!” She scoffed. “See you later Stanford…”
“That was weird…,” I mumbled and shrugged. “Wonder what exactly she wanted…?” I looked down at Purugly. “You’re so soft… never realised it,” I petted her. She meowed a few more times. She was definitely an unusual Purugly. For one thing: she is smaller than a normal Purugly, and the blue on her body is darker, the white is a grayish and her ear tips are a dark purple, I think of her as “very beautiful. “Oh boy… sure am sleepy…,” I lied down next to her...
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DREAM ALERT...
...I then fell asleep. I woke up and saw another pile of food on the table. “Food again?”
“Meow,” Purugly answered.
“I take that as a ‘yes’,” I smiled. “Mmm… more fish…,” I mumbled. I wolfed it down. “Wonder why she does that?” I chuckled and got up. My stomach was killing me for eating to fast. “Wonder where she runs of to?” I got up and decided where she did go while I’m sleeping. I wiped the sweat off my brow. “Boy sure is hot in here…”
“Hey Stan!” Nix said.
“What is it?” I groaned.
“Just wondering where you were.”
“Why? Stupid pervert…! I was this close to having sex until you bothered me!” I growled and lied sort of. Sure, I wanted sex, but I wanted to get married first.
“Sex is nasty!!!” He shuddered.
“Shut up!”
“You shut up!”
“No you!”
“You’re pissing me off!”
“You’re pissing ME off!” He repeated me.
“You two are pissing me off even more!!!” Charon appeared.
“’Ey Charon, you’ve had prostitutes before… isn’t sex fun?” I asked.
“Yes it is! You’re wrong Nix!” He chuckled. Nix was fuming. “Little sissy doesn’t like a little WILD side?” He snickered and walked off.
“What are you three cahoots talking about?” Marie appeared from around the corner. Charon turned around.
“Sex,” we all said.
“Hmmm… I think you’re hiding something Stanford…,” she tapped her foot.
“Sex is nasty!!!!” Nix said again.
“Shut up!” All three of us including Marie retorted.
“YOU IDIOTS GET BACK TO WORK!!!” Cyrus said through an intercom. “AND SEX IS FUN YOU DIMWITTED NIX!”
“Yeah, duh!” Jupiter said through the intercom, too. Now I realised why she was busy with Cyrus…
“Hey, Marie, come with me, I want to be alone with you,” I nudged her.
“Oh!” She remarked. We began to walk off. I looked around to make sure Mr. Expose-us-to-the-whole-entire-world wasn’t watching us or following us.
“Think we’re safe,” I sighed and locked the door to my room. “Did you really mean it…? Back there? When you said ‘shut up!’ to Nix?”
“Yes I really did mean it,” she replied.
I smirked slightly, “prove it,” I took my pants and boxers off.
“No Stan… not right now…”
“Why not?” I stretched my arms out. “’Does this look like a “Q” to you’?” I said sarcastically. She slapped me playfully but it felt hard. “Ow that kind of hurt ya know…”
“Oh sorry…,” she blushed…, “didn’t mean for it to hurt.” She winked and took off her pants and panties off.
“WHOA… WHOA… you’re turning me on…!” I smirked. She pushed me into the bed.
“Let’s try it!” She growled.
“Are you joking?”
“No… I’m not,” she winked. She scared me there for a minute.
“Whoa… you’re kind of scaring me there… or are you being sarcastic?” I furrowed my brow and she jumped into bed. “Murphy’s law…,” I groaned.
“Who gives a damn? Come on, let’s have sex my baby!” She started to shake me out of this really weird dream I was having….
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“What was that…?” I said groggily. “What a weird dream…” I looked at the table. No food at all. I then noticed her.
“What was the dream about?” She asked.
I rubbed my eyes, “you wanted sex for some strange reason.”
“You’re joking… right?” She looked at me funny. I nodded and then yawned (not from boredom).
“I have no idea why it happened in the first place,” I shrugged and got up.
“SATURN!!!! OPEN UP!!!” It was Commander Fomalhaut aka Mr. Biglot as some people call him.
“What Fomalhaut?” I called.
“Cyrus wants Mars and you to go to Glass Island!” He replied.
“Glass Island…?” We both said and sighed.
“Haven’t been there in years… nor have I flown a plane there in awhile,” I shrugged. “If I can remember how-”
“Don’t worry! I know how sweetie!” She kissed me on the forehead.
“Great! Let’s go!” I smiled and walked out; she followed me to the elevator. I smirked as I pressed the button for floor “6”. “Hey babe… you realise this is a good time to make out?” I slithered my arms around her and kissed her on the lips.
“Yes…,” she moaned and kissed me back. We started to make out. We had to stop because the elevator dinged (A/N: is there a word for that?). I was ready to leave when a thunderstorm brewed… We both gulped. How in the world are supposed to leave?!
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A/N: Haha cliffhangers. I wonder how they are supposed to get there now? Stay tuned! ...Wow seriously... I am still surprised that I laughed so much in the previous chapter. XDDD
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