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The next day Joey and Star were still clinging to each other like paper and glue as Mrs. Long and Joey's mom laughed at how cute they looked.
Mrs. Long: They certainly have taken a shine to each other haven't they?
Joey's mom: They sure have but the oddest thing is I can't seem to find the zipper to Joey's puppy PJ's, it's as if it vanished.
Mrs. Long: Same with Star's Tinkerbell costume, I can't unzip it to wash it.
Joey's mom: How very, very odd that is.
Mrs. Long(Smiling at Star and Joey) yea but look how cute they look together.
Joey's mom(Smiling) Yea it's almost as if they've known each other for years.
Mrs. Long: Yea and another odd thing I've noticed is Star's zipper and Joey's reappearing, just look at that.
Mrs. Long was right as the zippers appeared again and Joey's mom picked him up to change his PJ's and wash them.
Mrs. Long: Come on Star let's find you something else to wear for awhile my little pixie.
Star giggled shaking her pretend wand and watching it light up and Joey fell even more in love with her.
Joey's POV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what is this tike doing to me?
Star's POV: We'll grow older together Joey, and since you love Haley so much I'm going to do my best to pick up all of her traits.
Joey gulped as his mom changed him into coveralls, a paint specked shirt, and sneakers.
Star's POV: You were so mean to Haley but now that you have to grow up with a mini her maybe you'll grow to love me.
Joey's POV: Never and the only reason I was mean to Haley was because she was a dweeb squared.
Star's POV: Good then I'll be a dweeb squared too, and you'll fall in love with me yet because that wand isn't just for show.
Joey's eyes grew fearful as he was put back in Star's playpen and she was placed in there with him wearing a Blossom costume still carrying her fake wand.
Star's POV: I think this costume makes me look cute what do you think Joey?
Joey's POV: Look Star I think maybe you should move on and find another boy to torture.
Star's POV: Why you never thought about finding another girl besides Haley to torture.
Joey's POV: She was a walking, talking target Star, she pretended she was better than everybody else but she was just like us, so she took ballet and found out how mean preppy girls can be.
Star's POV: Well you still didn't have to be so mean to her, I mean what's to say she didn't take ballet to be like every other girl in her school?
Joey's POV: It was our school and in all reality it was mine I ran that school and everybody else was a puppet, and two girls differed from goths to ballerinas like your preppy sister.
Star cooed giggling as she inched closer to Joey and slobbered all over him holding a prideful grin on her face.
Star's POV: Get used to my kisses because these will be the only girl lips besides your mom's that will touch your lips.
Joey's POV: That's what you think Star, I hate Haley so if you act like her what's stopping me from hating you too?
Star's POV: My wand, my personality, my pixie dust, my personality, my cuteness, my personality, my special power, and oh yes my personality.
Joey's POV(Gulping) Special power what special power?, and you said personality four times.
Star grinned pinning Joey to the playpen and becoming a giant cooing down at him as he shrieked in fear.
Star's POV: Haley gave it to me cool huh?, I can tear you limb from limb if I want to but I think you deserve a trial run
Joey's POV(Gulping) Trial run?
Star nodded snuggling him as her hair not in braids draped over her shoulders and Joey had a fearful look as Star puckered again and giggled.
Star's POV: Not to worry Joey I've had all my cootie shots that is if they even exist, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, heeeeeeeeeeeee.
Joey shrieked as Mrs. Long and his mom giggled not paying attention to him and Star in her playpen.
Star's POV: Mom talk it looks like, now pucker up because these lips are made for kissing.
Joey shook his head no as Star's head leaned in and she kissed Joey who was still pinned to the playpen by her.
Star's POV: Well, well, well what do you know you got your first of many Star Elizabeth Long kisses, now you and I will be inseperable.
Joey gulped as Star giggled growing her dragon tail and making it slither around him.
Star's POV: Now let's see what a baby girl dragon craves for a snack shall we?
Joey's POV: As long as it doesn't involve me I'm happy.
Star's tail squeezed Joey tighter as she kissed him again without warning and he made a disgusted face.
Star: Nack mama I ant nack and Oey ants one too.
Mrs. Long: Sounds like my cue to give these little ones a snack, so I'll get the cookies and you just sit there and wait for me.
Joey's mom: All right Min, so when should Haley be home?
Mrs. Long(Checking her watch) She should be home from ballet any time now.
Star's POV: And here she comes to give us attention or should I say just me in 3-2-1 and now.
The front door banged open and Joey could have sworn he heard thunder as Haley rushed in wearing her tights, tutu, slippers, tiara, and jacket.
Star's POV: 10-1 says she's got a new game for us to play Joey.
Haley(Looking down at Star and Joey) Hey tikes boy did I miss you two all day, I have a new game called wedding for us to play and guess who's getting married?
Joey's POV: Please don't say us, please don't say us, please don't say us, please don't say us.
Star's POV: Please say us, please say us, please say us, please say us.
Haley: You two munchies doesn't that sound like fun?, man I can't wait to get this wedding underway.
Star shrieked with joy as Joey moaned and was led upstairs with Haley with the mothers still talking as if their kids weren't there.
Haley kicked open the door to Star's playroom which was decorated like a church and all her animals were there to be witnesses to the marriage.
Star's POV: I love big sister Haley, I mean a wedding why didn't I think of that?
Haley: All right kiddies let's get you dressed as a bride and groom and then big sister Haley will be the minister of this fine wedding.
Joey was handed a small tux taken from a bear that Haley had as a little girl as Star was helped into a wedding dress also a teddy bear's that Haley to this day had in her room.
Haley(Forcing the tux on Joey) All right little boy now that you look spiffy let's get you and my sis married before you have to leave.
Star puckered her lips giggling as Haley giggled with her standing in front of all the stuffed animals.
Haley: We're gathered here today in the sight of God and all his angels to bring together this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
Star's POV: I hope she get's to the kissing part soon, that's my favorite part.
Haley: Now we'll the skip all the love junk yadda, yadda, yadda, Star Elizabeth Long do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?, to love him and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, to love, honor, and obey as long as you both shall live?
Star(Puckering her lips) UH HUH our urn Oey.
Haley: I'll take that as a yes now Joey do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?, to love her and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, to love, honor, and obey her as long as you both shall live?
Joey shook his head no as Star smirked her tail wrapping around him and Haley's joined it as Joey gulped and Haley cackled tightening her tail as Star's tail did the same.
Haley: We'll try this again and if you shake your head no again I think Star takes it as a yes and so do I, so do you take her or not?
Joey nodded whimpering as Haley smirked looking at Star's animals and Star's gaze met them too.
Haley: Now if there are any objections to this wedding speak now or forever hold your piece.
Swiper fell down as Star giggled and Haley joined her as she looked down at Joey.
Haley: Then by the power vested in me in the great state of Startopia I now pronounce you baby husband and baby wife you may kiss the baby bride Joey, he, he, he, he, he, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Star kissed Joey as Joey made another disgusted face and Haley applied Nerds chapstick to Star's lips.
Haley: Now kiss her you tike, she's pretty, she's cute, and she's all me which should be an added bonus but then again you always hated me Joey.
Star puckered her lips as Haley pushed Joey into her and Star and Joey's lips touched and Joey puckered kissing her as Haley cackled triumphantly looking down at Star and Joey.
Haley: Star Haley Elizabeth Long lessons will begin promptly now, Joey I hope you liked me as a kid because if you didn't then tough because now you're going to be married to baby me forever and ever.
Joey moaned as Haley giggled kissing his cheek and leaving glittery purple lipstick on it.
Haley(Picking Joey up) Off you go Joey Star and I have Haley Elizabeth Long lessons to start.
Haley placed Joey back in Star's playpen with the mom's chatting up a storm as she skipped off with Star to teach her how to be another Haley Elizabeth Long for Joey.
Mrs. Long: So anyways after Hawaii we had Jake and well he's out of the picture now thanks to his little sister Haley, and we had her five years after Jake.
Joey's mom(Looking down at Joey) I wish he had a sister or brother to play with, I mean the poor tikes all alone without Star.
Mr. Long: Yea Haley has things for Star to do when she get's home, ballet class, Haley Elizabeth Long Lessons, gymnastics you know the usual stuff.
Joey's mom: Haley Elizabeth Long class?
Mrs. Long(Nodding) Haley insists that Star act more like her which isn't a problem with me, Haley was very easygoing as a baby.
Joey's mom: Hmmmmmmmmmm I guess it could be good kind of like a twin sister.
Mrs. Long: Yea I guess it could be good.
Joey's POV: Not for me because now I'm stuck being my worst enemies boyfriend.
Back upstairs Haley was showing Star pictures of her when she was a baby seeing a lot of her traits in Star.
Haley(Opening a book) See I had piggie tails too as a baby and so do you, now let's start with the pout it'll get you out of any kind of trouble I guarantee it.
Haley curled her lip and made it quiver as her eyes went big and round and she whimpered as Star giggled looking at her.
Haley(Holding a baggie of candy out of Star's reach) Ah, ah, ah sweetie you have to earn this candy now try the pout.
Star curled her lip and made it quiver her eyes going rounder than Haley's and bigger and he whimpered as Haley grinned throwing Star the baggie.
Haley: There now was that so hard, next lesson is your dragon urges, and trust me as a Long you'll have a lot of them.
Star looked up at Haley as she took on full dragon form and blowing smoke rings around Star.
Haley: Now you try Star, this may be a little hard for you at first but you'll get it sooner or later.
Star closed her eyes as she turned a periwinkle color and was flying as Haley giggled and Star burped smoke rings and Haley had a surprised look on her face.
Haley: Nice form Star trust me Joey is going to love that but you know what he'll love even more?, Dragon Breath and that's our next lesson.
Star took human form as Haley also took human form and puffed her cheeks out before blowing green smoke from her mouth and lucky for Star she was a Long and immune to the effects of it.
Haley: That's dragon breath and seeing you're a baby it might not be as big as mine but just a little will make Joey sleep for hours.
Star puffed her cheeks out and blew it as Haley predicted it was a little puff cloud but enough to cover her body.
Haley(Tossing Star an Oreo) Nice job now we try fire next and then we can work on human Haley Elizabeth Long's abilities.
Star gobbled her Oreo and watched as Haley opened her mouth and a line of fire emitted from it and past Star's pigtails.
Haley: And that little sister is the dragon fire, it comes in handy when you don't have an oven or when Joey get's out of line.
Star opened her mouth and hiccupped as a little flame came out of it and Haley giggled knowing it wasn't much but enough to scare Joey into listening to Star.
Haley(Turning human again) All right Star now for the human Haley Elizabeth Long abilities, and that means book smarts and lots of them.
Haley threw popup book after popup book to Star and she also gave her Arthur books, Curious George books, Bearenstein Bears books, and Clifford books.
Haley: Four books a day and one at night should do it, you'll know what the words say because like me you're a natural born reader, we'll work on math next little lady.
Haley gave Star charts, math books, pens, paper, a protractor, a ruler, and a calculator as Star just stared confused by it.
Haley: We'll have math class after reading every day and the day you turn one this stuff will be cake to you.
Star continued to stare at the stuff Haley gave her and Haley walked up to star parting her hair so some of Star's hair covered one of her eyes.
Haley: That is the look you'll have until you're seven and a boy named Brad Michaels makes fun of your look, then its ponytails and pigtails all the way.
Star blew at her bangs making her hair lift a little but Haley was ready as she licked her hand and patted down Star's bangs again.
Haley: Sorry but the blew by the breath look doesn't go well for us Long girls
Star growled trying to blow her hair up again but was having difficulties seeing that spit Haley knew was like an everlasting hair gel in the mommy and big sister handbook.
Haley: Next we need to work on your look, I mean me I wear sundresses and you know girly stuff, so here try these on and let’s see what they look like.
Star allowed Haley to dress her up and Haley was satisfied with it as Star moaned looking down at herself.
Haley: Time for us to put the baby wardrobe away Star, now we have to look mature for Joey but not too mature we still need to be ourselves under the maturity.
Star was picked up and Haley skipped down the stairs placing her back in her playpen with a very scared Joey.
Haley: Now you two play nice and make sure not to do anything I wouldn't do with a boy.
Star giggled puckering her nerd covered lips and kissed Joey who screamed interrupting the parent’s conversation.
Joey's mom: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW look how cute they look Star's kissing him, and it looks like pink lemonade lips.
Haley: Actually its pink nerd and I think he's going to love the taste of them sooner or later, the chapstick always helped me.
Joey's mom: I think these two are going to be dating in no time, and just look at th little tux Joey's wearing, and that bride dress Star has they are just the cutest together.
Haley: Yea well I think the deserve each other, their just the cutest little tikes.
Mrs. Long well said Hale so Margaret how about letting Joey come over daily, that way these two can hang out and they can be all ready for pre K when it starts.
Joey's Mom: I think I can clear Joey's schedule for Star, I mean she's the first friend he's ever had.
Mrs. Long: Star too and just look at how well they get along.
Star smacked her lips giggling as Joey gulped and Haley also grinned kissing him.
Haley: Sorry Joey's mom but he's just so kissable, no long woman as a preteen or infant can resist him.
Mrs. Long: Looks like Joey's got two girlfriends but just one that's his age.
Haley's phone rang as she squealed excitedly and ran to the other room answering it knowing it was Andrew calling to check up on her.
Haley(Smiling) Nothing much just hanging with my sis and her friend so what are you doing?
Haley waited a second and awed as she heard Andrew say he was thinking of her.
Haley: I couldn't stop think of you all day either, so I was kind on wondering you know if maybe you know you'd like to you know go to the start of year dance with me on Friday.
Haley squealed excitedly which meant that Andrew had said yes and she rushed back to her room to find something to wear on Friday.
Star's POV: Well Joey looks like you and I are going to be seeing a lot of each other, so do us both a favor and try to play along because I'll up my game if I have to.
Joey's POV: Then up it because I'm not going to be an easy boy to fall for you Star Elizabeth Long.
Star's POV(Cackling) Game on little Joey game on.
Joey's Mom(Picking Joey up) We really should skedaddle so what time should Joey be here tomorrow?
Mrs. Long(Sneering) 9:00 in the morning sounds good that way he'll be with her all day and they'll get to know each other better.
Joey's mom: Brilliant and that gives us time to mom talk.
Mrs. Long: That's the idea Margret we can be like best friends, and Joey and Star just may become more than that.
Haley(Singing) I have a date on Friday, I have a date on Friday, I HAVE A DATE ON FFFFFFRRRRRIIIIDDDDAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Long: Star will be like that with Joey when their old enough to date, us Long girls have always blown dating out of proportion.
Joey's mom: Well we're off say goodbye Joey, and it won't be long before you see a Long again tomorrow ohhhhhhh I kill myself.
Mrs. Long: I have all sorts of activities planned tomorrow Joey so boredom is not in your vocabulary anymore, get ready for fun, fun, fun and tomorrow to start things off Star and you are going to have a tea party.
Star squealed happily as Joey was led out and Haley grinned evilly seeing a lot of herself in Star.
Haley: Haley Elizabeth Long lessons are done for today Star, tomorrow we'll work on your vocab and your lingo because I have a lingo all my own.
Star giggled and raised her arms as she was placed in her playpen as Haley ran back upstairs to try on more revealing clothes for Friday.
Haley(Giggling) Look out Andrew because Haley Elizabeth Long is here for the party and so is her alter ego the 50 FT. Boy Crazed Almost Teen Girl he, he, he, he, he, he, heeeeee.
Haley continued to cackle as we see her shadow become bigger and crows cawed outside of her window.
What happens at the dance read part 6 Carrie Revisited and reply to part 5