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Naruto was in the forest with an injured Iruka, and an unconscious Mizuki.
"Wow Naruto, you mastered a jounin level Ninjutsu. Impressive." Iruka said.
"Thanks Iruka-sensei!"
'Now this is the part where, he gives me my ninja head band."
"Hey Naruto, close your eyes."
Naruto closes his eyes.
THWACK!!!
"THAT'S FOR TAKIN THE SCROLL!!!!"
Iruka had punched Naruto in the eye, giving him a black eye.
"Ow! Sensei!!"
"Oh and here's your ninja headband."
O_o
'That never happened before.....something weird is going on with these loops."
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"Team 7 is Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha."
A hand slammed down on a desk.
"Iruka-Sensei!! Why did you put me on a team with Sasuke?!!? You know I don't like him."
"Naruto, You had the worst scores, and Sasuke had the best. These teams are well thought out." Iruka said
"He's right Naruto." Sasuke added. "We have the Hyper one, The eye candy.......and the bitch."
Sakura twitched. She momentarily forgot that it was Sasuke who said this. She turned to face him and said threateningly:
"Excuse me?!"
Sasuke's emotion never changed.
"I was refering........to myself."
O_o
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Everyone is looking at the computer screen. It was determining the next match. When it stopped it said:
Gaara no Sabaku vs. Sakura Haruno
O_o
"That's not suppose to happen!" Naruto said from the balcony.
"NOOO, GOD WHY?!?!??!?!?" Sasuke screamed.
Sakura looked at Sasuke longingly.
"WHY COULDN'T I FIGHT SAKURA!?!" Sasuke cried Anime tears.
Sakura looked absolutely horrified.
Sakura started to walk away until....
"Sakura." Sasuke said..
"Here's some advice.......Sand shinobi get weak when you insult their mother."
"Thanks Sasuke!" She beamed.
She was determined to win now that her crush acknowledged her. She proceeded down the stairs and walked to the center of the arena floor where she met Gaara.
"Sakura Haruno vs. Sabaku no Gaara. BEGIN!" Hayate said.
"Pathetic leaf ninja, you should quit before you get killed." Gaara stated.
Sakura honestly was considering it.
"N-no! I won't run." She said.
Sakura smirked remembering the advice Sasuke gave her
"So be it. Your death will be slow." Gaara said.
"Hey your teammates up on the balcony are your siblings right?"
Gaara nodded.
""Thats funny, you look nothing like them. Your mother must have been a whore."
O_o
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"Kakshi Sensei, I- I'm gonna miss Sakura." said Naruto
"Let me activate my sharingan. I wanna remember this." Sasuke said grinning.
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"Mother will not tolerate such impudence......she wants your blood.......MOTHER WANTS YOUR BLOOD!!!!!" Gaara said grinning maniacly
Sand shot out of the gourd on his back and cover the whole arena , causing Gaara (and Hayate) to have to jump higher up. Gaara landed on the handsign statue. Now there was a 20 foot pool of sand in the arena. (From the arena floor to the balcony was 40 feet). Sakura was under all that sand somewhere.
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"Sakura!!!" Ino screamed.
"You will be remembered." Naruto said.
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Gaara jumped back down and landed on top of the sand. He then knelt and placed his palms on the sand.
"SABAKU TAISO"!!!!!!!!!
O_o
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"My name is Kakashi Hatake.....and you're all my bitches."
O_o
Kakashi points to Sasuke. "You go next."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like killing people and having sex."
"Is that it? Do you have a favorite music group or something. Wait if you say you like nickelback I will throw you off this building."
"......"
"......"
"I like Soulja boy."
".........."
".........."
Kakashi hurled Sasuke off the roof. He thens points to Sakura.
"You're turn."
"My name is Sakura Haruno, My strengths are genjutsu and my weaknesses are taijutsu and Ninjutsu. What I lack in physical strength I will make up for in medical ninjutsu."
"A well thought out plan, next question. Is your hair naturally pink or do you dye it?"
"Is your hair naturally white or are you just 80?"
"......."
"........"
Sakura is hurled off the building.....and lands on top of Sasuke.
"Your next." Kakashi said poiunting at Naruo.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki um...I like training....and ninja...stuff."
"Is that it?"
"Yep."
"You don't like to say any specific thing?"
"Ummmmm."
"Come on Naruto the readers haven't heard it in a while."
"I'll only say if you don't throw me off the building."
"ok"
"BELIEVE IT!!"
Naruto is tossed off the building
"y-you promissed!." he yells from the ground.
"I didn't throw you I tossed you.....big difference."
O_o
"Wow Naruto, you mastered a jounin level Ninjutsu. Impressive." Iruka said.
"Thanks Iruka-sensei!"
'Now this is the part where, he gives me my ninja head band."
"Hey Naruto, close your eyes."
Naruto closes his eyes.
THWACK!!!
"THAT'S FOR TAKIN THE SCROLL!!!!"
Iruka had punched Naruto in the eye, giving him a black eye.
"Ow! Sensei!!"
"Oh and here's your ninja headband."
O_o
'That never happened before.....something weird is going on with these loops."
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LOOP____________________________________LOOP_______________________________-
"Team 7 is Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha."
A hand slammed down on a desk.
"Iruka-Sensei!! Why did you put me on a team with Sasuke?!!? You know I don't like him."
"Naruto, You had the worst scores, and Sasuke had the best. These teams are well thought out." Iruka said
"He's right Naruto." Sasuke added. "We have the Hyper one, The eye candy.......and the bitch."
Sakura twitched. She momentarily forgot that it was Sasuke who said this. She turned to face him and said threateningly:
"Excuse me?!"
Sasuke's emotion never changed.
"I was refering........to myself."
O_o
___________________________LOOP_________________________________________LOOP____________________________
Everyone is looking at the computer screen. It was determining the next match. When it stopped it said:
Gaara no Sabaku vs. Sakura Haruno
O_o
"That's not suppose to happen!" Naruto said from the balcony.
"NOOO, GOD WHY?!?!??!?!?" Sasuke screamed.
Sakura looked at Sasuke longingly.
"WHY COULDN'T I FIGHT SAKURA!?!" Sasuke cried Anime tears.
Sakura looked absolutely horrified.
Sakura started to walk away until....
"Sakura." Sasuke said..
"Here's some advice.......Sand shinobi get weak when you insult their mother."
"Thanks Sasuke!" She beamed.
She was determined to win now that her crush acknowledged her. She proceeded down the stairs and walked to the center of the arena floor where she met Gaara.
"Sakura Haruno vs. Sabaku no Gaara. BEGIN!" Hayate said.
"Pathetic leaf ninja, you should quit before you get killed." Gaara stated.
Sakura honestly was considering it.
"N-no! I won't run." She said.
Sakura smirked remembering the advice Sasuke gave her
"So be it. Your death will be slow." Gaara said.
"Hey your teammates up on the balcony are your siblings right?"
Gaara nodded.
""Thats funny, you look nothing like them. Your mother must have been a whore."
O_o
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"Kakshi Sensei, I- I'm gonna miss Sakura." said Naruto
"Let me activate my sharingan. I wanna remember this." Sasuke said grinning.
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"Mother will not tolerate such impudence......she wants your blood.......MOTHER WANTS YOUR BLOOD!!!!!" Gaara said grinning maniacly
Sand shot out of the gourd on his back and cover the whole arena , causing Gaara (and Hayate) to have to jump higher up. Gaara landed on the handsign statue. Now there was a 20 foot pool of sand in the arena. (From the arena floor to the balcony was 40 feet). Sakura was under all that sand somewhere.
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"Sakura!!!" Ino screamed.
"You will be remembered." Naruto said.
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Gaara jumped back down and landed on top of the sand. He then knelt and placed his palms on the sand.
"SABAKU TAISO"!!!!!!!!!
O_o
__________________________LOOP______________________________LOOP____________________________
"My name is Kakashi Hatake.....and you're all my bitches."
O_o
Kakashi points to Sasuke. "You go next."
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I like killing people and having sex."
"Is that it? Do you have a favorite music group or something. Wait if you say you like nickelback I will throw you off this building."
"......"
"......"
"I like Soulja boy."
".........."
".........."
Kakashi hurled Sasuke off the roof. He thens points to Sakura.
"You're turn."
"My name is Sakura Haruno, My strengths are genjutsu and my weaknesses are taijutsu and Ninjutsu. What I lack in physical strength I will make up for in medical ninjutsu."
"A well thought out plan, next question. Is your hair naturally pink or do you dye it?"
"Is your hair naturally white or are you just 80?"
"......."
"........"
Sakura is hurled off the building.....and lands on top of Sasuke.
"Your next." Kakashi said poiunting at Naruo.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki um...I like training....and ninja...stuff."
"Is that it?"
"Yep."
"You don't like to say any specific thing?"
"Ummmmm."
"Come on Naruto the readers haven't heard it in a while."
"I'll only say if you don't throw me off the building."
"ok"
"BELIEVE IT!!"
Naruto is tossed off the building
"y-you promissed!." he yells from the ground.
"I didn't throw you I tossed you.....big difference."
O_o
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