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12 year old Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and grown Deva path were sitting on the Hokage's monument.
"Hey man these loops are getting too crazy." said Naruto.
"I know, kakashi actually threw us off the building." Sasuke agreed.
"Don't forget Pein attacked....How did you get here anyway?" Hinata asked.
"I.....do not remember."
"Where are the other paths?" asked Naruto.
"Don't know....but the real Nagato is still alive...sommewhere."
"So he's doing this?" Sasuke asked.
"No he was brought back like me."
"This is getting too crazy." Hinata said.
"But you gotta admit it's been fun." Naruto said smiling.
"Yeah." Sasuke agreed. "Now for our next act......."
__________________________________LOOP__________________________________LOOP_________________________________
"Does the target have a red ribbon on it's ear?"
"Yes."
"Go get it."
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura rushed out at the lost pet Tora.
"MEOW!"
"I got it!" Naruto said as he scooped the cat up.
The cat was struggling profusely to get loose.
"Naruto you baka." Said Sakura.
"Sakura you bitch." said Sasuke.
"Sasuke you emo." Naruto teased.
"Tora you're dead."
This voice came from above. The three of them looked up to see a man with spiky orange hair actually floating above them. He had peircings all in his face.
"Pein?" asked Sasuke.
"SHINRA TENSEI!"
O_o
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The computer screen read Sakura Haruno vs. Ino Yamanaka.
"Oh boy...I can't wait." Naruto dead panned.
"I can." Sasuke said.
Sakura walked down to the arena floor and faced Ino.
"Ready? BEGIN!" Hayate said.
"Bill board head."
"Pig."
"You should just give up."
"No pig you should."
"BUt I'm not."
"Me either."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you-"
"SHINRA TENSEI!"
The whole building got crushed down to the ground.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata managed to get out the rubble and stand together.
"For once I'm glad Deva Path did that." Naruto said.
"I couldn't agree more." Hinata said kissing Naruto.
"I need a girlfriend." Sasuke said. He looks around. "Better wait till we loop and see Tayuya again.
Kakashi crawled out the rubble.
"You ok sensei?" naruto asked.
"My-my- m-m-m-m-my BOOK!"
O_o
________________LOOP________________________LOOP___________________
Sasuke had his back pack on and was heading out the village until he was stopped by....
"Sasuke-kun? Where are you going?" asked Sakura.
Sasuke smiled. 'perfect.'
"Sakura you worthless cunt licker, I will never like you, let alone love you. You are weak and your hair is pink. You fail at life. You sucked on the mission to wave, sucked while getting Kakashi's balls-"
"Bells" Sakura corrected.
"Yes bells...what did I say?"
"Balls"
"You sucked on Kakashi's balls, sucked in the forest and suck now. Go jump off a bridge, hang yourself, drown yourself or something. Hell get someone to do it for you.....You could even ask me too. I'm just that nice of a guy." He said giving Gai's nice guy pose.
Sasuke walked off leaving a very very stunned Sakura.
He jumped on a roof top but was stopped by the prescence of four shinobi.
"So this is Sasuke?" asked the guy with six arms.
"Kidomaru." Sasuke said.
"Kidomaru twitched.
"How do you know my name?"
"I can see the future." Sasuke lied.
Jirobou got pissed.
"Can you see this?" He said as he appeared behind Sasuke.
Suddenly Jirobou was on fire....BLACK fire.
"Yes, I can." Sasuke said showing the remaining three his double mangekyou sharingan.
Jirobou was burnt to a crisp.
"Who's next."
"Take it easy-" Kidomaru was cut off because black fire appeared on his throat.
"Aww shi-"
Sakon and Ukon were also caught with the Amaterasu.
"That just leaves you." Sasuke said walking torward Tayuya.
She was scared shitless. When he got up close to her he deactivated his technique and stared at her.
"What?" she asked scared outta her mind.
"So......you single?"
O_o
__________________________LOOP______________________________LOOP______________________________
"I CHOOSE YOU, CHARIZARD!"
O_o
"Oh fuck no.....please loop, please loop, PLEASE!" Naruto screamed.
______________________LOOP____________________________LOOP_________________________
"DARK MAGICIAN!"
Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, and Deva path stared at what was going on in front of them.
"What....................the.......................hell?" Pein asked.
"It's a childrren's card game." Sasuke said.
"Your mom's a children's card game." Hinata said giggling.
"SHinra Ten-"
"No Deva......we wait......" Naruto said.
"Fine........"
"......."
"......."
"Bashin Tenno!" Pein said.
"Damnit Nagato!"
O_o
_______________LOOP_____________________________LOOP_____________________
"Kagome!"
Currently our time travelers were in the fuedal era....with Inuyasha and friends..
"Now this is just wrong." Sasuke said.
They were watching Inuyasha fight Seshomaru
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"I mean in this series nothing happens for the ENTIRE show. They always almost catch Naraku. ALMOST. But he owns them every time."
"I see what you mean."
"....."
"......"
"....."
"....."
"THIS LOOP IS BORING!"
_______________LOOP____________________________LOOP__________________
Back on the Hokage monument.
"I have a feeling someone else is coming." Hinata said.
"Yes! your tuition is never wrong."
"Shut up dobe."
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"Hey man these loops are getting too crazy." said Naruto.
"I know, kakashi actually threw us off the building." Sasuke agreed.
"Don't forget Pein attacked....How did you get here anyway?" Hinata asked.
"I.....do not remember."
"Where are the other paths?" asked Naruto.
"Don't know....but the real Nagato is still alive...sommewhere."
"So he's doing this?" Sasuke asked.
"No he was brought back like me."
"This is getting too crazy." Hinata said.
"But you gotta admit it's been fun." Naruto said smiling.
"Yeah." Sasuke agreed. "Now for our next act......."
__________________________________LOOP__________________________________LOOP_________________________________
"Does the target have a red ribbon on it's ear?"
"Yes."
"Go get it."
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura rushed out at the lost pet Tora.
"MEOW!"
"I got it!" Naruto said as he scooped the cat up.
The cat was struggling profusely to get loose.
"Naruto you baka." Said Sakura.
"Sakura you bitch." said Sasuke.
"Sasuke you emo." Naruto teased.
"Tora you're dead."
This voice came from above. The three of them looked up to see a man with spiky orange hair actually floating above them. He had peircings all in his face.
"Pein?" asked Sasuke.
"SHINRA TENSEI!"
O_o
____________________LOOP_____________________________LOOP____________________________
The computer screen read Sakura Haruno vs. Ino Yamanaka.
"Oh boy...I can't wait." Naruto dead panned.
"I can." Sasuke said.
Sakura walked down to the arena floor and faced Ino.
"Ready? BEGIN!" Hayate said.
"Bill board head."
"Pig."
"You should just give up."
"No pig you should."
"BUt I'm not."
"Me either."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you-"
"SHINRA TENSEI!"
The whole building got crushed down to the ground.
Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata managed to get out the rubble and stand together.
"For once I'm glad Deva Path did that." Naruto said.
"I couldn't agree more." Hinata said kissing Naruto.
"I need a girlfriend." Sasuke said. He looks around. "Better wait till we loop and see Tayuya again.
Kakashi crawled out the rubble.
"You ok sensei?" naruto asked.
"My-my- m-m-m-m-my BOOK!"
O_o
________________LOOP________________________LOOP___________________
Sasuke had his back pack on and was heading out the village until he was stopped by....
"Sasuke-kun? Where are you going?" asked Sakura.
Sasuke smiled. 'perfect.'
"Sakura you worthless cunt licker, I will never like you, let alone love you. You are weak and your hair is pink. You fail at life. You sucked on the mission to wave, sucked while getting Kakashi's balls-"
"Bells" Sakura corrected.
"Yes bells...what did I say?"
"Balls"
"You sucked on Kakashi's balls, sucked in the forest and suck now. Go jump off a bridge, hang yourself, drown yourself or something. Hell get someone to do it for you.....You could even ask me too. I'm just that nice of a guy." He said giving Gai's nice guy pose.
Sasuke walked off leaving a very very stunned Sakura.
He jumped on a roof top but was stopped by the prescence of four shinobi.
"So this is Sasuke?" asked the guy with six arms.
"Kidomaru." Sasuke said.
"Kidomaru twitched.
"How do you know my name?"
"I can see the future." Sasuke lied.
Jirobou got pissed.
"Can you see this?" He said as he appeared behind Sasuke.
Suddenly Jirobou was on fire....BLACK fire.
"Yes, I can." Sasuke said showing the remaining three his double mangekyou sharingan.
Jirobou was burnt to a crisp.
"Who's next."
"Take it easy-" Kidomaru was cut off because black fire appeared on his throat.
"Aww shi-"
Sakon and Ukon were also caught with the Amaterasu.
"That just leaves you." Sasuke said walking torward Tayuya.
She was scared shitless. When he got up close to her he deactivated his technique and stared at her.
"What?" she asked scared outta her mind.
"So......you single?"
O_o
__________________________LOOP______________________________LOOP______________________________
"I CHOOSE YOU, CHARIZARD!"
O_o
"Oh fuck no.....please loop, please loop, PLEASE!" Naruto screamed.
______________________LOOP____________________________LOOP_________________________
"DARK MAGICIAN!"
Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, and Deva path stared at what was going on in front of them.
"What....................the.......................hell?" Pein asked.
"It's a childrren's card game." Sasuke said.
"Your mom's a children's card game." Hinata said giggling.
"SHinra Ten-"
"No Deva......we wait......" Naruto said.
"Fine........"
"......."
"......."
"Bashin Tenno!" Pein said.
"Damnit Nagato!"
O_o
_______________LOOP_____________________________LOOP_____________________
"Kagome!"
Currently our time travelers were in the fuedal era....with Inuyasha and friends..
"Now this is just wrong." Sasuke said.
They were watching Inuyasha fight Seshomaru
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"I mean in this series nothing happens for the ENTIRE show. They always almost catch Naraku. ALMOST. But he owns them every time."
"I see what you mean."
"....."
"......"
"....."
"....."
"THIS LOOP IS BORING!"
_______________LOOP____________________________LOOP__________________
Back on the Hokage monument.
"I have a feeling someone else is coming." Hinata said.
"Yes! your tuition is never wrong."
"Shut up dobe."
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