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~Last Events~
I opened the door and saw everyone sitting on my floor.
I sat down and opened the bottle. I took a huge gulp and then chugged the hole thing down and burped loudly.

Kyle:"..."
Stan:"..."
Butters:"..."
Tweek:"..."
Kenny:"..."
Craig:"..."
Cartman:"... Do it again!"

I closed the bottle and set it on the wood floor.
"So...who goes first?" I asked.

~Now~

Silence, then the door opened again. I stood up to greet the new boy, but apparently I had stood up too fast and all attention was now on my jiggling boobs.
"Nice." He said.
"Dude, Not cool." I said.
"Hello?" I said, I heard someone jump up and run to the bathroom.
"BLUEAHHHH!" I whirled around and ran to the bathroom. I walked in to see Stan with his head halfway in the toilet throwing up.
"Dude, are you ok?" I said kneeling down next to him.
"Y-Yeah." he said
"Are you sure."
"He does that whenever he's in love!" Cartman said.
"You love me?" I asked, shocked.
"BLUEHH!" he threw up again.
"St-Stan." I said blushing
I grabbed him by the shirt and kissed him.
"Ah, that was um.. really unexpected." he said.
"So, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I feel better now." he said getting up and walking back to the group, I walked with him.
"So um, I'm Sophie."
"Hi, I'm Clyde."
"Ok then, Clyde do you want to play?"
"Sure." he said sitting on my right side, while Craig was on my left.
I spun the bottle and it landed on Butters.
"Ok, Butters truth or dare?"
"Wait wait fellers, how are we gonna play truth or dare, when Sophie knows nothing about any of us?" Butters said.
"Wait, Butters is right.How about we play dare or dare, it's when you are given the option of two dare and you have to do one or the other." I offered.
Everyone agreed.
I spun the bottle and it landed on Cartman.
"Haha, Cartman I dare you to either apologize to Kyle for being a dick wad OR stick you head in the toilet water for 30 seconds.
"I am sorry Kyle, for being a dick wad."
He spun the bottle. It landed on Butters.
"Ok Butters, I dare you to watch porn OR tell Sophie about your secret identity."
"O-ok I am secretly....Professor Chaos!"
"Aww, how cute!"
"No it's not cute, I cause destruction to all that get in my way!"
"Awww."
He spun the bottle and it landed on Craig, and just as he was going to tell him the dares, some one walked in the door.
"Hey everyone." said a black guy.
"Hey Token." Stan said.
"Here, sit down. I'm Sophie, the new girl." I said
"Cool, what are we playing?" He asked.
"Dare or dare, you know how to play?"
"I think it's pretty self-explanatory."
"Awesome, so right, where did we leave off?"
"I was just going to tell Craig my dares." Butters said.
"Yeah right." I said
"Ok Craig, um...let's see.. oh I got it! You either have to do 20 jumping jacks OR do 13 sit ups."
"Dude, that's the stupidest dares I've ever heard." Cartman said.
"Well I'd like to see you do better!" Butters said.
"I can, and I will!" Cartman said.
"Ok Craig, I dare you to kiss Clyde OR squeeze Sophie's boobs!"
"Dude, weak! I am not doing either."
"Ok then, I guess I'll tell your parents about that time you got drunk!"
"Ahh ok!"
He grabbed my boobs, It surprised me cuz' I was in the middle of a yawn.
"Ahh! Craig! WTF!?" I yelled.
"Dude, I didn't want to kiss Clyde!"
"Oh..ok then, I can understand that."
Craig spun the bottle. It landed on Kenny.
"Kenny, I dare you to pee out the window OR stand on your head till you pass out."
"Ok!" He said, running to the window."
"Dude, wait! There's a telephone wire right under my window!" I yelled, but it was too late, he had gotten electrocuted and passed out.
"Augh! So much pressure!" Tweek yelled.
"Kenny? Kenny?!?" I said.
I asked someone to help me get Kenny on the bed, Stan helped me haul him onto my bed and I checked his breathing.
"Dude, his wiener's out!" Butters yelled.
"Well you put it back in!" I yelled back.
"No I'm not touching a wiener!" Butters said concerned.
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"Ugh!" = Wow, that is huge.= I thought.
I checked his heartbeat, and his breathing again, his breathing had slowed.
"Oh my god, Kenny he's dying." I said.
"Oh my god Kenny killed himself!" Stan said
"He's a bastard!" Kyle followed up.
"Dude, NOT COOL! He's not dead yet, I can still help him, we just have to get him excited to make his pulse faster and his breathing faster.
"Dude, nothing except sex can do that." Cartman said.
Everyone looked at me.
"What?! You expect that just cuz' I'm a girl I'll have sex with anyone?!?"
"Yeah pretty much." Cartman replied.
"Weak, man." I said.
"Well if you don't do something, Kenny's gonna die!" Kyle said.

~10 minutes later~
"WOOHOO! That was the best blow-job ever!" Kenny yelled.
"Yeah, but Kenny, no one will ever know about this right?" I asked.
"Sure, why?"
"Well, I just don't want everyone at school thinking I'm a whore."
"It's ok, I'm here for you man." Kenny said patting my back.
"Yeah, thank you Kenny. Your a good friend." I said.
"Ok, everyone you can come out of the bathroom!" I said.
8 guys flooded out of the bathroom like water out of a leaky leaky cup.
"So...how was it?" Cartman asked.
"What was what like?"
"What was it like being a dirty slut?"
"Shut up you stupid fat fuck head!" I yelled.
I jumped off the bed and tackled him to the ground. I punched him in the face and slapped him a few times, till Stan and Kyle pulled us apart.
~End of Chapter~
Next chapter soon to come.