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~Last Events~

8 guys flooded out of the bathroom like water out of a leaky leaky cup.
"So...how was it?" Cartman asked.
"What was what like?"
"What was it like being a dirty slut?"
"Shut up you stupid fat fuck head!" I yelled.
I jumped off the bed and tackled him to the ground. I punched him in the face and slapped him a few times, till Stan and Kyle pulled us apart.
"What! Why can't kill him!" I asked Kyle.
"Well.. um Stan?" Kyle asked.
"Uh... I really don't know." Stan said.
I heard a knock at the door. I wriggled out of the grip of Kyle and opened the door.
"Hey mom!" I said scratching my head.
"Hi Sofii, I just wanted to know if any of the boys wanted pizza?"
"I'll ask them and be down in like 2 minutes to tell you, 'kay?"
"Okay." She said walking back down the stairs.
"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home." Cartman said walking out the door.
I watched as he walked down the stairs and out the door. I turned back around.
"Soo, anyone want pizza?" I asked.
"I want some." Craig said.
"Everyone else want some?"
They nodded.
I walked back downstairs to tell my mom the order.
"What'll it be?"
I tried to remember..
"Um 2 pizza's with cheese, 1 with...pepperoni, 1 with everything, and 1 with bacon and pineapple."
"Okie dokie!" she said picking the phone up off of the receiver."
I walked back to the living room to see the adults.
"Excuse me hun, do you know where Eric was going?" Mrs. Cartman said.
"Uh, I think he said he was going home." I said shrugging.
"So how old are you?" Mr. Marsh asked.
"I'm 13." I said.
"Do you know what school you're going to?" Mrs. Stotch asked.
"I think I'm going to South Park Jr. High."
"Do you have a boyfriend?" said Mrs. Donovan.
"Uhh, why...do you ask?" I replied avoiding eye contact.
"I don't know, it's just that your so pretty and I thought that you would have a boyfriend."
"N-no I don't" I replied scratching my arm.
There was an awkward silence and I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Then the door bell rang, I walked over and saw that was the pizza guy, wow that was fast.
"You ordered 2 cheese, 1 pepperoni, 1 all, and 1 bacon and pineapple?" said an older boy with read hair and dimples.
"Yeah." I said grabbing the boxes.
"Ma, the pizza guy's here!" I hollered.
"Coming." I saw her walk over with cash in her hand. She paid the pizza guy and shut the door.
"So we have any soda mom?" I asked.
"Yeah, in the kitchen." she said.
I walked in the kitchen, setting the towering stack of pizzas on the counter.
"You need help?" said a voice behind me.
I opened the fridge and instead of seeing food I saw hands moving over my eyes.
"Guess who." said the voice.
"Umm..Kyle?"
"Nope. I'm taller."
"Clyde?"
"Nope, I have darker hair."
"Oh, oh I know!! it's Stan!!!"
"Yep."
I backwards hugged him and then he pulled his hands off of my face.
"Well do you?" he said.
"Do I what?"
"Do you need help with the pizza?"
"Oh, yeah!"
He grabbed the boxes and I grabbed 2 twelve packs of soda out of the fridge. I followed Stan up the stairs and back to my room.
Stan set the pizza down on the floor and I set the soda next to it.
"So, what is the school like?" I asked grabbing a slice of bacon and pineapple.
"It's um....ok." Kyle said opening a soda bottle.
"It sucks." said Craig.
"Yeah and the bus driver is a total bitch!" Kenny added.
"What's her name?"
"Mrs. Crabtree." Kyle said.
"Ewww, that sounds like if a tree had STD's." I said.
Everyone laughed.
"So, is there lots of classes to take?"
"Well, there's language and social studies with Mr.- I mean Mrs. - no wait Mr. Garrison." Clyde said.
"and then there's math and science with Mrs. Choksondik." Stan said.
"then art with Mrs. Dreible and then P.E." Craig commented.
"There's a cafeteria right?" I asked.
"Yeah, after math and science there's lunch." Token said.
I finished my slice of pizza and grabbed another.
"Tweek aren't you hungry?" I asked gesturing to the food.
"Gah! So much pressure!" he yelled.
"Ok, then.."
I heard a knock at the door and then it opened. A large black man was standing in the doorway.
"Yeah dad?" Token asked.
"It's time to go son, your mom is tired."
"Ok, bye Sofii." He said hugging me.
"Bye Token." I replied.
They walked out the door.
"Sooo..." Kenny said.
I looked around and shrugged. The door slammed open again.
"Ike!" Kyle yelled.
Ike ran to me and sat down in my lap.
"Hi lady!" he said smiling.
"Hi Ike!" I giggled.
"You not gonna hit me?" Ike asked.
"No! Why would I hit you!?!" I asked surprised.
"Kyle plays kick the baby!" Ike squealed.
"Kyle!!" I looked at him surprised.
"No no no no no! well, only when we were little.."
"Kyle?" I asked impatiently.
The door opened again.
"Kyle, Ike?" "It's time to go home." I heard Mrs. Broflovski say.
"Mom, now?" Kyle whined.
"Yes now."
Kyle got up and picked Ike up off of my lap and sat him on the ground.
"Bye-bye!" Ike said.
"Bye Ike!" I stood up and hugged him and Kyle goodbye.
They all strolled out the door.
"Well, if I'm not out there soon my parents will probably ground me fellas." Butters said, standing up.
"Bye Butters." I hugged him.
I sat back down and heard the door close.
"I-I Ahh!" Tweek yelled.
"What? Was there something you wanted to say?" I asked scooting towards him.
"N-Nothing." he said tugging and twisting the ends of his shirt.
"So, do you like pets?" Craig asked.
"That was random, but I do." I said chewing on the crust of my pizza.
"What kind?" he asked.
"I like dogs, and hamsters, and guinea pigs, an-"
"Guinea pigs?" Craig said.
"Yeah. Why?"
"I have a guinea pig."
"Aww lucky! What's it's name?" I asked.
"Stripe."
"Cute." I said, "So, anything else you want to know about me?" I asked.
"What's your favorite food?" Clyde said.
"Tacos, and donuts." I said smiling.
"Oh my god." Clyde said.
"What?"
"I love tacos." he said.
"ok.."
There was a few moments of silence and then Tweek tried to show us some underpants gnomes or something like that.. I think I'm going to like it here..