Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...
Ow, it took me a second to recognize the song… god that was bad… but in good and funny way mind you.
Freat Chappie...The ending was funny too. Now I got to read the rest now so PEACE!
'If the keys had been destroyed, you would have needed your blood relatives present to get new ones forged when it came time to introduce you to the wizarding world'
Then how did he have them reforged?
Great! I just love how you write Harry, Sirius and all the others. It's fucking hilarious! XD
You're amazing, you know. Using all kinds of different ways to call a person of thing is a enviable skill.
Chapter 1 by wimvincken
strange start so far, but the end with Fawkes...rofl
Nice way with Snape and Dumbles......
nice beating for Snape...lol
and fun flirting with Tonks
ahh what a nice shopping trip
lol putting them all in the Chamber is an awesome idea :)
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