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McKenna turned to her mirror. "Who is the fairest of them all, now?" asked McKenna?
"Mickey White," said the mirror.
"If I kill her, will I then be the fairest?" asked McKenna.
"Fat chance!" said the mirror!
"Ooh! This is all that damn Mickey White's fault!" screamed McKenna!
"You were born ugly, she had nothing to do with that," said the mirror.
"That's it, I'm gonna kill her!" screamed McKenna!
"Have fun!" said the mirror
sorry this chap was soooo dang short!
"Mickey White," said the mirror.
"If I kill her, will I then be the fairest?" asked McKenna.
"Fat chance!" said the mirror!
"Ooh! This is all that damn Mickey White's fault!" screamed McKenna!
"You were born ugly, she had nothing to do with that," said the mirror.
"That's it, I'm gonna kill her!" screamed McKenna!
"Have fun!" said the mirror
sorry this chap was soooo dang short!
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