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Poison Apple

by Brideofbillie 1 review

Mickey White gets tricked!

Category: Humor - Rating: R - Genres: Horror, Humor, Parody - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-05-29 - Updated: 2006-05-30 - 150 words

That night McKenna dressed up as an old witch. "Mickey White is NOT gonna fall for that!" said the mirror.

"Hey, Ass Face! I mean, Mickey! You got a letter!" said said Ass Face.

"A letter?" asked Mickey?

"Yeah, can't you hear, Bitch? Damn whore," scoffed Whore Bitch.

"It says: Meet Me At The Swamp," read Mickey.

"Who the fuck is it from?" asked Fucky?

"Leigh Whannell!" screamed Mickey.

"Who is that, bitch?" asked Bitchy?

"The guy who wrote SAW," sighed Mickey.

So, that night, Mickey went to the swamp. "Psst," hissed a voice.

"Leigh?" asked Mickey? The old witch showed herself. "Who are you?"

"I'm Leigh's mother," said the old witch. "Leigh couldn't come tonight, he wanted to give this to you."

The witch handed Mickey an apple. "It's a love apple!" said the witch.

Mickey took a bite. "Nothing's happening," said Mickey.

"It takes time," said the witch.
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