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Ellen's P.O.V
So me and Bill were snuggled up in bed and then BAM! I thought I wet the bed and Bill woke up..
Bill: Uhh, Had an accident baby?
Ellen: No, well I don't think so
(A shock of pain came through me)
Ellen: OUCH! BRING ME TO THE HOSPITAL I THINK THE BABY IS ON HER WAY!
(Bill paniced and ran around screaming like a woman)
Ellen: STOP SCREAMING AND TAKE ME TO A FLIPPING HOSPITAL.... NOW!!!
(Bill lifted me up and put me into the car and speeded up the road to the hospital)
Bill: Baby!! oh gosh (To doctor 1) I don't wanna see her in pain
Doctor 1: Are you stupid? of course shes going to be in pain idiot.. your mother wasn't exactly feeling good after giving birth to you.
Bill: HEY! My mother loved me very much actually...
Ellen: I'm sure she did Bill!!!!!
(I squeezed his hand because I was in so much pain and before I knew it, I had to start pushing FUCK IT HURTED)
Doctor 2: Push, Push Honey
Ellen: I'M FUCKING PUSHING THIS KID OUT OF ME STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
Doctor 1: We know you must be in pain right now Honey, but we need to guide you through this okay?
Ellen: GUIDE ME?? HAHA!! JUST GET HER OUT OF ME!! MY FUCKING (beep) IS SORE!!
(Bill went pale and got sick after seeing his kid being born. And finally, I stopped pushing, the baby was born, I was so relieved and tired.. then I saw Felicity, Mike, Sinead, Audrina, Bill and Tom standing all beside me.. I got so confused..)
Ellen: Oh my gosh! guys!!! You're here???
Felicity: We couldn't miss the birth of our best friends child...
Ellen: We're all still best friends..?
Mike: Of course.. even if you fucked with Bill... and maybe a little more..
Sinead: Enough Mike...
Mike: Sorry..
Ellen: Who wants to hold her?
Felicity/Audrina/Sinead/Mike/Bill: ME!!
Ellen: And Tom, you don't?
Tom: Well I thought I should keep quiet but yes I do
Ellen: Well, I think it's fair Bill and I get the first hold, after all we are the parents..
Audrina: Agreed.
Sinead: But uh... who gets the second hold? you know.. after you and Bill?
Ellen: It's only fair Tom does, cos you know.. he is the baby's uncle..
Tom: Cha-Ching!!!
Bill: Tom.. SHH
Audrina: YEAH TOM
Felicity: Oh guys SHH!!!
(So that night we all stayed at the hospital and we went home the following morning as Bill suggested...)
Bill: Hey, you guys we should all move in together...
Everyone: Yeah!
Ellen: But we gots to be quiet around... uh... me and Bill's baby!
Mike: How about you call her Stanely
Ellen: No thanks Mike..
Felicity; Lindsey..
Ellen: I like it!
Sinead: Hayley
Ellen: As in ''Hayley Williams''
Sinead: Yeah, you know I have a thing for her...
Mike: We all know that Sindy (Sinead)
Sinead: Oh SHUSH Mike!!!
Bill: I wanna hold my baby girl... I think we should call her... um Hevaen...
Ellen: Hevaen? Cute but to.. you know.. weird
Bill: Well fine, How about Neaveh, it's hevaen backwards...
Ellen: Aww, Honey I love it!!
Felicity: Baby Nevaeh, I love it... so much!!
Ellen: Me too, so much, it suits her so well.
Sinead: Aw, guys its so super sweet like Jeffree Star's dick.
Bill: Right okay lets change the subject now SINEAD.
Sinead: Twas a joke Bill!! get over it!!
Bill: Whatever you say..
Audrina: OKAY, so who's the god parents..
Ellen: Well, we don't know yet..
Bill: Yeah...
Felicity: Dudes get your act together this baby needs god parents... fast...
Ellen: Give us a day or two... We need to sleep on it.. We don't wanna disapoint anyone..
Audrina: Okay, Hun, all of us are old enough now to understand that it's your disision...
Bill: AND MINE
Audrina: And Bill's
Ellen: Yeah I know... but we're still gonna sleep on it...
Everyone: Okay...
Bill's P.O.V
So we were all in the one house with a baby... WOW this was harder then I expected...
Felicity: Ellen you coming out tonight..?
Ellen: Felicity I can't I have a kid...
Bill: I'm working...
Ellen: Yeah...
(Felicity threw a cookie at Audrina)
Audrina: OW! WHAT?
Felicity: You going out tonight??
Audrina: Yeah okay..
Felicity: (Yells to Mike) MIKE, YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT
Ellen: SHH the baby's asleep..
Mike: (Yells back to Felicity) YEAH ARE YOU???
Felicity: YES MIKE!
Ellen: GUYS!! SHH!! NEVAEH IS ASLEEP
(The baby started crying and Ellen's face went red with anger she went up stairs with the baby and slammed the door after her)
Felicity: See what you guys did?
Audrina: US GUYS??!! ha ha ha!! you're the one yelling and asking people are they going out tonight...
Bill: Therefore it is your fault Felicity..
Felicity: Shakespear language much.. ?
Bill: Oh shush!!
TO BE CONTINUED
So me and Bill were snuggled up in bed and then BAM! I thought I wet the bed and Bill woke up..
Bill: Uhh, Had an accident baby?
Ellen: No, well I don't think so
(A shock of pain came through me)
Ellen: OUCH! BRING ME TO THE HOSPITAL I THINK THE BABY IS ON HER WAY!
(Bill paniced and ran around screaming like a woman)
Ellen: STOP SCREAMING AND TAKE ME TO A FLIPPING HOSPITAL.... NOW!!!
(Bill lifted me up and put me into the car and speeded up the road to the hospital)
Bill: Baby!! oh gosh (To doctor 1) I don't wanna see her in pain
Doctor 1: Are you stupid? of course shes going to be in pain idiot.. your mother wasn't exactly feeling good after giving birth to you.
Bill: HEY! My mother loved me very much actually...
Ellen: I'm sure she did Bill!!!!!
(I squeezed his hand because I was in so much pain and before I knew it, I had to start pushing FUCK IT HURTED)
Doctor 2: Push, Push Honey
Ellen: I'M FUCKING PUSHING THIS KID OUT OF ME STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!
Doctor 1: We know you must be in pain right now Honey, but we need to guide you through this okay?
Ellen: GUIDE ME?? HAHA!! JUST GET HER OUT OF ME!! MY FUCKING (beep) IS SORE!!
(Bill went pale and got sick after seeing his kid being born. And finally, I stopped pushing, the baby was born, I was so relieved and tired.. then I saw Felicity, Mike, Sinead, Audrina, Bill and Tom standing all beside me.. I got so confused..)
Ellen: Oh my gosh! guys!!! You're here???
Felicity: We couldn't miss the birth of our best friends child...
Ellen: We're all still best friends..?
Mike: Of course.. even if you fucked with Bill... and maybe a little more..
Sinead: Enough Mike...
Mike: Sorry..
Ellen: Who wants to hold her?
Felicity/Audrina/Sinead/Mike/Bill: ME!!
Ellen: And Tom, you don't?
Tom: Well I thought I should keep quiet but yes I do
Ellen: Well, I think it's fair Bill and I get the first hold, after all we are the parents..
Audrina: Agreed.
Sinead: But uh... who gets the second hold? you know.. after you and Bill?
Ellen: It's only fair Tom does, cos you know.. he is the baby's uncle..
Tom: Cha-Ching!!!
Bill: Tom.. SHH
Audrina: YEAH TOM
Felicity: Oh guys SHH!!!
(So that night we all stayed at the hospital and we went home the following morning as Bill suggested...)
Bill: Hey, you guys we should all move in together...
Everyone: Yeah!
Ellen: But we gots to be quiet around... uh... me and Bill's baby!
Mike: How about you call her Stanely
Ellen: No thanks Mike..
Felicity; Lindsey..
Ellen: I like it!
Sinead: Hayley
Ellen: As in ''Hayley Williams''
Sinead: Yeah, you know I have a thing for her...
Mike: We all know that Sindy (Sinead)
Sinead: Oh SHUSH Mike!!!
Bill: I wanna hold my baby girl... I think we should call her... um Hevaen...
Ellen: Hevaen? Cute but to.. you know.. weird
Bill: Well fine, How about Neaveh, it's hevaen backwards...
Ellen: Aww, Honey I love it!!
Felicity: Baby Nevaeh, I love it... so much!!
Ellen: Me too, so much, it suits her so well.
Sinead: Aw, guys its so super sweet like Jeffree Star's dick.
Bill: Right okay lets change the subject now SINEAD.
Sinead: Twas a joke Bill!! get over it!!
Bill: Whatever you say..
Audrina: OKAY, so who's the god parents..
Ellen: Well, we don't know yet..
Bill: Yeah...
Felicity: Dudes get your act together this baby needs god parents... fast...
Ellen: Give us a day or two... We need to sleep on it.. We don't wanna disapoint anyone..
Audrina: Okay, Hun, all of us are old enough now to understand that it's your disision...
Bill: AND MINE
Audrina: And Bill's
Ellen: Yeah I know... but we're still gonna sleep on it...
Everyone: Okay...
Bill's P.O.V
So we were all in the one house with a baby... WOW this was harder then I expected...
Felicity: Ellen you coming out tonight..?
Ellen: Felicity I can't I have a kid...
Bill: I'm working...
Ellen: Yeah...
(Felicity threw a cookie at Audrina)
Audrina: OW! WHAT?
Felicity: You going out tonight??
Audrina: Yeah okay..
Felicity: (Yells to Mike) MIKE, YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT
Ellen: SHH the baby's asleep..
Mike: (Yells back to Felicity) YEAH ARE YOU???
Felicity: YES MIKE!
Ellen: GUYS!! SHH!! NEVAEH IS ASLEEP
(The baby started crying and Ellen's face went red with anger she went up stairs with the baby and slammed the door after her)
Felicity: See what you guys did?
Audrina: US GUYS??!! ha ha ha!! you're the one yelling and asking people are they going out tonight...
Bill: Therefore it is your fault Felicity..
Felicity: Shakespear language much.. ?
Bill: Oh shush!!
TO BE CONTINUED
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