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Begin Song: "Honor to us all"**

Woman #1:
This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse.
We're going to turn this sow's ear
Into a silk purse.

Mickey:
It's freezing!

Tomie:
It would've been warm, if you were here on time.

Woman #1:
We'll have you, washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Just my recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all.

Tomie:
Mick, what's this?

Mickey:
Uh ... notes ... in case I forget something.

Samara:
Hold this.
[Hands Cri-kee to Tomie]
We're going to need more luck than I thought.

Woman #2:
Wait and see, when we're through

Woman #3:
Boys will gladly go to war for you

Woman #2:
With good fortune

Woman #3:
And a great hairdo

Both:
You'll bring honor to us all.

A girl can bring her family
Great honor in one way
By striking a good match
And this might be the day

Woman #4:
Men want girls with good taste

Woman #5:
Calm

Tomie:
Obedient

Woman #5:
Who work fast-paced

Tomie:
With good breeding

Woman #5:
And a tiny waist

All:
You'll bring honor to us all.

We all must serve Paris
Who guards us from the Vampenze
A man by bearing arms
A girl by bearing sons

Woman #6:
When we're through,
You can't fail
Like a lotus blossom, soft and pale
How could any fellow say, "No sale"?
You'll bring honor to us all!

Tomie:
There, you're ready.

Samara:
Not yet! An apple for serenity
A pendant for balance
Beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now, add a cricket, just for luck,
And even you can't blow it!

Mickey:
Ancestors, hear my plea,
Please don't let me make a fool of me
And to not uproot my family tree
Keep my father standing tall.

Girls:
Scarier than the Undertaker,
We are meeting our matchmaker!

All:
Destiny, guard our girls,
Help our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on these cultured pearls
Each a perfect porcelain doll ...

Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all!

*End Song*