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Captain Vanez

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Mika, Vanez and Arrow talk about war stuff >.0

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 193 words

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(Inside the Captain's Tent)

Mika:
The Vampenze have struck here, here, and here. I will take the main troops up to the Tung Chow Pass and stop Mr. Tiny before he destroys this village.

Arrow:
Excellent strategy, sir! I do love surprises.

Mika:
[to Vanez Blane]
You will stay and train the new recruits. When Arrow believes you're ready, you will join us ... Captain.

Vanez:
Captain?

Arrow:
Oh! This is an enormous responsibility, Mika! Perhaps a soldier with more experience?

Mika:
Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques ... an impressive military linuage ... I believe Vanez will do an excellent job.

Vanez:
Oh I will! I won't let you down! This is... I mean... Yes sir.

Mika:
Very good, then. We'll toast the Vampires victory at Samuri Summit. I'll expect a full report in three weeks.

Arrow:
And believe me, I won't leave anything out.

Vanez:
Captain Vanez Blane. Leader of the Vampire's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.

[They step outside]

Arrow:
Most impressive.

Mika:
Good luck, Captain! Yah! [He rides off, followed by two lines of soldiers on horses.]

Vanez:
Good luck ... Mika.

Arrow:
Day one.
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