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Vanez:
Soldiers!

(Soldiers separate, revealing a cowering Mickey)

Soldiers:
HE started it!

Vanez:
[to Mickey]
I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.

Mickey:
Sorry ... [in a deep voice] I mean, sorry you had to see that. But you know what it is when you get those manly urges ... just gotta KILL something. Fix things ... a cook outdoors ...

Vanez:
What's your name?

Mickey:
uh...um...uh...

Arrow:
Your commanding officer just asked you a question!

Mickey:
I've got a name ... and it's a boy's name, too.

Ric:
[in a shushed voice] Darren! How 'bout Darren?

Mickey:
(to Ric in a bit of shushed voice)
HIS name is Darren.

Vanez:
I didn't ask for HIS name, I asked for yours!

Ric:
Uh ... Ah-chu!

Mickey:
Ah-chu!

Vanez:
AH-CHU?!

Ric:
Gesuintit! Hee hee ... I kill myself.

Mickey:
Ric...

Vanez:
RIC?

Mickey:
No.

Vanez:
Then WHAT is it?!

Ric:
Korson! Korson was my best friend growing up.

Mickey:
It's Kori!

Vanez:
Kori.

Ric:
I said Korson! Not Kori!

Mickey:
Yes. My name is Kori.

Vanez:
Let me see your conscription notice. [Mickey hands the scroll to him.] Tadanaki Kyo? THE Tadanaki Kyo?

Arrow:
I didn't know the Tadanaki's had another brother or any sons.

Mickey:
Er, he ... doesn't talk about me much.
[She attempts to spit, but fails miserably.]

Arrow:
I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!
(Laughter)

Vanez:
Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Kori, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Tomorrow, the real work begins.

(Grumbling)

Ric:
You know, we have to work on your people skills.