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I'll Make A Man Out Of You

by Brideofbillie 0 reviews

Yet, ANOTHER song

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 311 words

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*Beginning of Song: "I'll Make a Man Out of You."*

Vanez:
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Vampenze
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch
I ever met, but you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you.

Kurda:
I'm never gonna catch my breath

Vancha:
Say good-bye to those who knew me

Darren:
Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym

Ric:
This guy's got 'em scared to death

Mickey:
I hope he doesn't see right through me

Kurda:
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

(Be a man)
We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing t'ward us
Till the Vampenze arrive
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you

(Be a man)
We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

(Be a man)
We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the force of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

*End of Song*
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