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Fall Of Mika

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mika dies! 0.0

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Darren Shan - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-06-04 - Updated: 2006-06-05 - 436 words

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*Begin Song: "A Girl Worth Fighting For."*

All: For a long time we've been marching off to battle.

Vancha: In our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle.

All: Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore.

Darren: Hey! Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for!

Mickey: Huh?

Darren: That's what I said! A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars.

Vancha: My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars!

Kurda: I couldn't care less what she'll wear, or what she looks like!
It all depends on how she makes maps!

Vancha: Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer!
Darren: And I bet the ladies love a man in armor!

Kurda:You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war!

Darren: What do we want?

All:A girl worth fighting for!

Darren: My girl will think I have no flaws

Kurda: That I'm a major find

Mickey: How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?

All: Nah!

Darren: My manly ways and turn of phrase and sure to thrill her!

Vancha: He thinks he's such a lady-killer!

Darren: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other!

Vancha: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother!

All: But when we come home, in victory they'll line up at the door! What do we want?
A girl worth fighting for!
Wish that I had a girl worth fighting for!
A girl worth fighting--

(The Vampire army stares in horror at the charred and
burning remnants of a small village. They walk through it.)

Vanez:
Search for survivors!

(Mickey picks up a small doll - the same one that the Vampenze found.)

Vanez:
I don't understand. Mika should've been here.

Arrow:
Captain! (They turn to see a bloody battlefield full of dead Vampire
soldiers. Kurda hands Mika's helmet to Vanez.)

Kurda:
Mik...Mika.

(Vanez takes his sword and sticks it in the snow, then places the helmet on the hilt and says a prayer.)

Mickey:
I'm sorry.

Vanez:
[mounts his horse] The Vampenze are moving quickly. We'll make better time to Samuri Summit through the Tung Show pass. We're the only hope for the Princes now. Move out!

(The army slowly walks away. Mickey places the doll by Vanez's sword/memorial and joins the others. As the Vampire Soldiers slowly walk through the mountain pass, a rocket in the wagon attached to Khan suddenly goes off, shooting into the sky. Mickey looks at Ric accusingly.)
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